Doutzen Kroes in an assload of lingerie

October 16th, 2009 // 51 Comments

Sorry for the delayed start, folks. Apparently the Internet didn’t want to hang out with me this morning. Anyway, here’s Doutzen Kroes from the latest Victoria’s Secret Lingerie catalog to complement Marisa Miller’s bikini fest from earlier in the week. Go ahead and ogle these while I get a jump on the day’s business. I SAID OGLE! *waves fist*

Photos: Victoria’s Secret
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  1. doug

    first. hawt.

  2. Jen

    A woman in lingerie…wow, exciting. Apparently nobody owns a VS catalog?

  3. AteIsEnough

    I’d give her an ass-load!

  4. Erica

    She’s lovely.

  5. gotmilk?

    we don’t need another denise richards. one is one too many.

  6. Butt

    I want to tinker with her stinker.

  7. Fribble

    Damn! Can this butterface get any more hairy? That’s not peach fuzz, it’s a frickin’ PELT !!

  8. ApexPredator

    Butterface? Denise Richards? You guys are fuckin’ crazy. Thanks for the pics Fish.

  9. The Lifeguard

    I’ve always thought she was pretty, her face, and most of her body…but her waist-to-hip ratio is more masculine than it is feminine. Still pretty, just odd to see that kind of body being used to sell lingerie.

  10. The Lifeguard

    I’ve always thought she was pretty, her face, and most of her body…but her waist-to-hip ratio is more masculine than it is feminine. Still pretty, just odd to see that kind of body being used to sell lingerie.

  11. ballin

    it’s not masculine. it’s good to see a women in lingerie that is clearly IN SHAPE. and not just a waif with no muscle and fake boobs. word

  12. Max Planck

    Very hot babe…

    …but lose the fish lips.

  13. em

    VS tends to use “bigger women”. When i say bigger i mean toned and fuller. Of course there’s Miranda Kerr and the like (waif models belong in RL adds) but they are selling lingire and men wanna see boobs and ass, not a 95 lb girl with an A cup and a flat butt. This girl is toned and beautiful. To bad the body doesn’t come with your order :(

  14. AmberDextrose

    Stumpy-necked mouth breather.

  15. Lloyd Christmas

    She must work out

  16. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Stop hating on her fuglies.

  17. Riley

    She’s a 100% pure mudshark, means there’s something wrong with her brain.
    Being open-minded/tolerant is one thing, but this is just plain wrong.

  18. Racism: how smart, rich white folks tricked dumb, poor white people

    19 is a racist bitch. Let me guess, you come from the boondocks in Florida and went to a year or two of community college, right?

  19. Sheena

    Yet another interchangeable blonde with plumped up lips. Meh.

  20. PsyKo

    fine…

  21. Riley

    Whatever, it’s just as weird when a white guy only dates asian women.

  22. lola

    She looks like a little kid or a doll. I am sorry, but her face is not attractive. She works really hard on that figure and has a great body.

  23. ApexPredator

    I guess it goes to show how much tastes vary. I think she has one of the greatest faces ever.

  24. Aint Jealousy a Bitch?

    ” 19. Riley – October 16, 2009 3:53 PM

    She’s a 100% pure mudshark, means there’s something wrong with her brain.
    Being open-minded/tolerant is one thing, but this is just plain wrong.”

    Try making sense you slack jawed faggot. Racist coward

    And @ 21 and 24, since when are you the fucking authority on whats hot? I’m sure your looks far surpass hers…jealous cunt. Her face is beautiful. Jealous cows.

  25. Jennifur

    My God shes stunning…you girls are insane….she has an amazing face, beautiful eyes and lips. I’d go lezbo for that…just sayin…

  26. liz

    buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-butterface buh-buh-but-ter-face.

    Can’t get by,
    Can’t get by
    No we can’t get by her
    Mediocre face.
    (She’s got a half-ass-body.)
    Can’t get by,
    Can’t get by,
    No we can’t get by her
    Mediocre face.
    (That top lip looks kinda shoddy.)

  27. Riley

    @26 Why are you so angry? I’m not opposed interracial dating per say, but for a white girl to ONLY date black guys is plain weird, means there’s a screw loose. It’s a warning sign.

    Same goes for white guys who ONLY date asian women, you just know something’s off. A guy who only has female friends and vice versa, same thing.
    You just know something’s not quite right.

    I hope you understand what I mean now.

  28. Joey Bagodonuts

    ” 28. liz – October 16, 2009 9:41 PM

    buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-butterface buh-buh-but-ter-face.

    Can’t get by,
    Can’t get by
    No we can’t get by her
    Mediocre face.
    (She’s got a half-ass-body.)
    Can’t get by,
    Can’t get by,
    No we can’t get by her
    Mediocre face.
    (That top lip looks kinda shoddy”

    j-j-j-jealous cunt much? Her body is fucking amazing and her face is beautiful. Do you always have to post your whiney ass rants that do nothing but put down whoever is posted? You do realize you come across as nothing but an attention seeking, jealous, cunt, right? Just checkin. Butter face….wtf ever. theres critiquing and then theres just posting stupid shit w no merit . Half ass body huh? Would love to see your orca sized ass have the nerve to post pics up here….we know we know- youre dead sexy and far more attractive than her.

    Gnight all.

    Fuck off orca.

  29. Niqua

    WOAH!

    What is up with the racist shit on here?

    And why are you calling her a mudshark when she has only dated one black guy?

    Dumb fucking racists!

  30. sexchill

    Hey I just find a millionaire boyfriend at Ukwealthymen.com. Try this site out if you want a wealthy lifestyle too!

  31. Rhialto

    It’s more a fine blend of sports underwear and lingerie.

  32. SHGNA

    SHE HAS GOT NO ASS.

  33. silicone alert

    what’s up with her lips? too much collagen? her upper lip looks all fucked up. wtf?

  34. next

    I’ve seen this bitch on the beach. her body does NOT look like that. she is soft and lack any muscle tone. she doesn’t look bad, just nothing special. average. as for her face I’d like to see her before she had lip injections (which is very obvious). she has nice eyes but that’s about it

  35. Xania

    good photoshop , her body at some pictures they maked her ass bigger, goz she havent thst super body at all, in real.

    ps: and yes, too much collagen in her lips….
    soon she too not look natural enymore but like a duck.

  36. ok...

    “next”

    I’m sure you’ve seen her on a beach, just like you probably met Madonna and had lunch with George Clooney.

    Stfu.

  37. Turd the third

    She is ok, I wonder if she sells her used panties, now that would be a treat…

  38. next

    ok @ 38 is really stupid. by “saw her on the beach” I clearly meant pictures on the beach, not her in person. and the PICTURES I saw of her on the beach were not photoshopped (I’m too lazy to search for them on the web right now), and you can clearly see that her body is soft and not toned at all. pretty average.
    on a related note – how the fuck does SEEING a celebrity equals having lunch with them? I guess no one ever sees them because they don’t exist or something?..
    P.S. I’m glad you didn’t defend her oversized lumpy lips. that would’ve made you look even more stupid

  39. she is fat

    FAT

  40. WTF how’s that supposed to be sexy, how let those shots slip with all the hair??? wtf that’s just disgusting

  41. Toned

    She’s not my favorite woman, but she has a great body.

    @next: If you click on the doutzen kroes tag at the top of the story, you’ll see the beach pics. Where she is toned! She might be slightly bigger than on these pictures, but people, even models, can gain and lose weight.

    @34: also in those pics, you see that she does have an ass.

    And for the racist remark: her choise of boyfriends is her own. Apparently in the States you guys are more oldfashoned and some of you have a problem with interracial relationships. Here in Holland, where Doutzen is from, its very accepted.

  42. Jake

    more than ok. very natrually pretty, face perfecto, doesn’t even need to try an dthis is why she is a supper model and why other girls who are almost but not as pretty as end up shooting in FHM or sexy magz, covered with spray tan.

    sorry but it is true!

  43. loverkater

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  44. loverkater

    I found a great dating site________ R i c h K i s s i n g. C O M ________. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties. what’s the most important is that you don’t have to be a millionaire, but you can meet one. Charlie Sheen found his true love on that site in 2007.

  45. loverkater

    I found a great dating site________ R i c h K i s s i n g. C O M ________. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties. what’s the most important is that you don’t have to be a millionaire, but you can meet one. Charlie Sheen found his true love on that site in 2007.

  46. She’s gorgeous, one of my favorite models

  47. love on that site in 2007.

  48. WOW, exciting I’ve always thought she was pretty, her face, and most of her body..

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