Doutzen Kroes in a bikini and other news

- Jon Gosselin skipped his court date in the TLC lawsuit today. Did anyone check the ATV aisle at Walmart? Just throwing that out there. [PopEater]

- Taylor Swift has straight hair now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Olivia Munn and Chris Pine are having sex until he doesn’t feel like calling her anymore. [Just Jared]

- Taylor Lautner replacing David Beckham for Armani? [PopSugar]

- Josh Duhamel benefits from the “Hey, at least I’m not Tiger.” maneuver. [Celebslam]

- Carrie Underwood shit-talks Tony Romo and Simon Cowell. [Betty Confidential]

- Britney Spears got a haircut. Or had an unfortunate chewing gum accident. Either one. [Splash News]

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