Doutzen Kroes in a bikini

January 28th, 2010 // 95 Comments

Here’s Doutzen Kroes relaxing in St. Barts yesterday and I had no idea Victoria’s Secret lets its models scale walls. Or that they even could. I always thought the rule of thumb is they should have enough body fat to trot down a beach, but not enough to lift anything heavier than a Triscuit. Now I’m not saying Doutzen isn’t a beautiful woman, but without rules there’s nothing to separate us from that cat who can drive a car on YouTube. — You’re not better than me!

Photos: Splash News

  1. fifteenpiecesofflare

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks a bit rednecky here?

  2. a sanderson

    my boyfriend is from friesland like kroes..theyre a terribly sexy people their

  3. who dat

    This girl is real, what many men want. Women wish they looked like her. It’s fine if you don’t fancy her. Why put her down? there is absolutely nothing wrong with her physical beauty.

  4. angel

    She is the prettiest from all vs models.

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  6. Pashtun Poonanee

    Euro-sleek non-fattie..:-0

  7. Turd da Third

    look out thunder-thighs here I come…………..

  8. See Alice

    Why didnt she use the gate ?

  9. Rough uncut--well actually...

    What an Ass. No! I am not referring to you Fish. Id like to see my watery mouth and her refined cheeks merge into one…

  10. marie e.

    looked up pics of her all dolled up and it doesnt even look like the same person.

  11. Okay so Kim K. unphotoshopped assets make me want to join the gym stat while Doutzen makes me feel like I can eat a dozen mini-snicker bars–I’m confused.

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  12. Jen

    perfect body. she looks awesome. meat in all the right places with a flat tummy!

  13. wth

    ok, so now i get why she’s packed on the pounds, she’s into dating black dudes, so since they likes them somes junk in the trunk, she fattened her ass up. there’s no 2 ways about it, this chick has jowls and a big fat ass. she’s jumping that wall to get to the fried chickens and watermelon at her rapper bf’s jigaboo picnic.

  14. gotmilk?

    steve o, who exactly am i impregnating, my spayed bulldog or this ugly faced cunt?

    and let me know when it’s possible for women to impregnate other women? nice try though.

  15. Kris

    She walks with her ass out all the time.

  16. Kels

    I think it’s hilarious that you people are calling this girl fat. She looks great! Better than most people judging her, that’s for sure. She has very little makeup on, her hair is all mussed up, and all of these pictures catch her in unflattering poses. Everyone looks different between the beach and more formal events. Anyone criticizing this girl is delusional and jealous. She’s off modeling on beaches for a reason.

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  18. henry

    She’s pretty, but unlike in her photoshopped pics she doesn’t have the face of a goddess in real life.
    That said, she’s much more fresh faced and prettier than Bar Rafaeli or Miranda Kerr. Most of my male buddies consider her face and bod to be the best of the VS models.

  19. kitty_kat

    She isn’t fat at all. But she’s fairly unremarkable as far as looks are concerned. She has a nice body, but it isn’t amazing or anything. Her looks are overrated by people on this site because she’s a VS model.

    Remember when VS models had to be ridiculously hot?

  20. steve

    Amen to #70 and #71: She looks unbelievable in photoshopped pics and ads, but in real life she’s just…not bad.

    But I also do agree that to most straight guys, her body and face are the nicest of all the VS models. Slim without being super-skinny, naturally pretty face unlike haggerd-looking Bar Rafaeli and Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio or only-pretty-with-photoshop Miranda Kerr.

  21. hot hot hot

    That bod is pretty close to perfection.. What’s with all the ‘she’s not that hot’ comments?? Athletic, and non-anorexic looking bodies are a HUGE turnon. I think I can speak for most guys when I say I’d fuck her til she bled and cried and screamed, while taping it, and beat off to that tape 10 times a day.

  22. Reina

    Gotta be kiddin’ me, some people are so fuckin’ warped in the head. “Oh she doesn’t have the face of goddess like in her photoshop pictures” No shit sherlock, no one looks that “perfect” in real life. It’s a complete lie. Also people who are calling her fat are just mind-boggling…so women have to look like a holocaust victim to be considered normal? She looks so healthy, fit and slim, and is no where -near- fat. Stop promoting eating disorders fucktards.

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  24. cc

    That’s her climbing into my backyard and you know it, bitches.

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  26. looks like she eats an extra helping of bland flakes…

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  30. I think this gal has one of the best asses I have ever seen.
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  40. mariana
    Commented on this photo:

    shes hot. what are you? a gay or a woman? you are an envy bitch. shes much better than that anorexic models…

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