Doutzen Kroes in a bikini

Here’s Doutzen Kroes relaxing in St. Barts yesterday and I had no idea Victoria’s Secret lets its models scale walls. Or that they even could. I always thought the rule of thumb is they should have enough body fat to trot down a beach, but not enough to lift anything heavier than a Triscuit. Now I’m not saying Doutzen isn’t a beautiful woman, but without rules there’s nothing to separate us from that cat who can drive a car on YouTube. — You’re not better than me!

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