Doutzen Kroes in a bikini

January 28th, 2010 // 95 Comments

Here’s Doutzen Kroes relaxing in St. Barts yesterday and I had no idea Victoria’s Secret lets its models scale walls. Or that they even could. I always thought the rule of thumb is they should have enough body fat to trot down a beach, but not enough to lift anything heavier than a Triscuit. Now I’m not saying Doutzen isn’t a beautiful woman, but without rules there’s nothing to separate us from that cat who can drive a car on YouTube. — You’re not better than me!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Taz

    mmmmmmmm yes please

  2. sam

    wait fish are you trying to say shes fat ?!? BAHAHAHAHA

  3. Richard McBeef

    do her titties point in opposite directions?

  4. Melissa

    Dear Mr. Fish,

    Is this jowl week?

    Best,
    Melissa

  5. HRH

    Triscuits are super loaded with calories/fat. One should give her enough fuel to climb a wall.

  6. joho777

    There must be more photographers than bikinis on St. Barts. They should spray for them, try to thin the infestation down a little.

  7. lisa

    is she engaged?

  8. SiennaB

    shes so sexy

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  10. zzzz

    yawn.
    looks like she eats an extra helping of bland flakes.

  11. abg

    Just goes to show you, Photoshop is King. Outside the Victoria’s Secret catalog, she look…gasp…NORMAL. She’s beautiful like she is. Why do they have to ‘shop the hell out of EVERYONE???

  12. Fat Chicks Suck

    I don’t get it? What does body fat have to do with strength? Michael Jordan had around 4% body fat in his prime – this chick is probably closer to 15%. You think she’s 3 times as strong as Jordan was?

  13. Holland

    Doutzen is GORGEOUS, VS should hire more women like her!

  14. Rough's morning wood

    What are you getting @fish? Try to be vague again about Dozen Krows hottest. Ill have you pick up Ambrozio out a Brazilian inmate male beauty pageant…how dare you!

  15. oooaaahhh

    I even put up this high wall and she still finds a way to get my door! Me likey.

  16. i like em fat

    What a fatass! jowls too! someone must have told her there was free fried chicken on the other side of that wall she jumped.

  17. lololololol

    total butterface and although she isn’t really fat i can’t believe she’s a vs model.

  18. Cristina

    For having so much fluff in her lower half, she doesn’t have much for boobs, and they look long and droopy

  19. tone

    tbh this girl has a better body than most VS models. She has tits and ass. and
    that is what men want. She is no where near fat. Britney Spears is fat, and everyone always gushes about how great she looks, yet call this supermodel
    fat? lol people on here make me laugh.

  20. name

    shes got a nice bod, i like her more than the other vs chicks

  21. SO RIGHT

    “but without rules there’s nothing to separate us from that cat who can drive a car on YouTube”

    HILARIOUS!!!!

  22. Making a movie, record or even a band with a type 2 diabetic is a real pain in the ass. Its worse then a drug addict
    These people get horrible mood swings, get batshit crazy, never sleep and have to stop, bitch, eat and pee every hour.
    Its months of pure insaniety on the set or in the studio

  23. Just goes to show you, Photoshop is King. Outside the Victoria’s Secret catalog, she look…gasp…NORMAL. She’s beautiful like she is. Why do they have to ‘shop the hell out of EVERYONE???

  24. Bad pics here, but I must say, this girl is just genetically HOT.

  25. Maximus

    Don’t know if I think she’s that pretty really (at least in these pictures), but, that said… wow.

  26. Johnny Cash

    Yawn, who cares about used nigga lovers…

  27. Adelia

    “she doesn’t have much for boobs, and they look long and droopy”

    LOL I can tell you’re not really a woman “Cristina”, too used to the fake tits or girls wearing push up bras that push their tits to their necks. She has real tits and she has a loose bikini on – that’s what her tits would look like with her top off. Which is perfectly normal, especially for a girl who obviously has to watch her weight.

  28. gotmilk?

    i dont’ know who this is, but she’s walking a fine line of looking too much like Denise Richards. That’s not a good thing. My bulldog is cuter than her.

  29. Jennifer

    Oh my I have a lesbian crush on her. If I could take her and Bar, and mix them together….

  30. Steve O

    “4. Melissa – January 28, 2010 12:05 PM

    Dear Mr. Fish,

    Is this jowl week?

    Best,
    Melissa

    Dear Cunt,

    Fuck off, shes much hotter than you will ever be.

    Regards,
    Everyone

    “29. gotmilk? – January 28, 2010 4:53 PM

    i dont’ know who this is, but she’s walking a fine line of looking too much like Denise Richards. That’s not a good thing. My bulldog is cuter than her.

    That explains why you keep impregnating her, I imagine. But hey, to each his own

  31. Nameless

    Fat? Jowls? Some of you people are f–ing nuts! This chick is hot and didn’t have to spend $200K and have 10 procedures done in a day.

  32. Jesus fuckin CHRIST!

    I want a Doutzen Kroes too, GODDAMIT.

  33. peoples inquirer

    No seriously,

    Miranda kerr vs Doutzen Kroes vs Petra Nemcova vs Bar Refaeli vs Odette Yustman

    Who wins? (besides the lucky sons o’bitches who bang them)

  34. miku

    I’d have 7 kids with her.

  35. Movie Goer

    If you painted her blue she would be an Avatar.

  36. Melissa

    Dear Steve O,

    Why are you so angry? Is she your mom? Give her my best.

    Apologies,
    Melissa

  37. snapple dapple

    Good, finally a VS model who doesn’t look like a holocaust victim with a glowing tan.

    Nice, pert, REAL figure – not fat at all, and not a rack of bones.

  38. lololololol

    fuck this stupid butterfaced cunt…next!!!

  39. just sayin'

    this chick totally destroys Bar

  40. gen

    Melissa- you’re not really funny. You’ll want to stop doing those annoying “Dear –” posts.

  41. Stupid

    Doutzen Kroes (pronounced Dow-tzen Crew-s) (born January 23, 1985 in Eastermar, the Netherlands) is a Dutch model and currently one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels.

    Kroes was born in the town of Eastermar, in the province of Friesland, the Netherlands. After graduating high school (HAVO), she sent snapshots to modeling agency Paparazzi in Amsterdam.

    Kroes has been featured on the covers of Time, Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, Seventeen, Elle, Marie Claire, Glamour, W, Avantgarde, Dazed & Confused and Numéro. She also appears regularly in the Victoria’s Secret catalog and walked the runway of the company’s fashion show in 2005, 2006, 2008 and 2009. Kroes’s campaigns include Gucci, Tommy Hilfiger, Escada, Dolce & Gabbana, Valentino, Versace, Hugo Boss, Guerlain, Bottega Veneta, De Beers, Escada, GAP, Gianfranco Ferre, and Neiman Marcus. In August 2005, she was named spokesmodel for the Calvin Klein “Eternity” fragrance campaign, replacing American actress Scarlett Johansson, and, in April 2006, she signed a three-year contract with L’Oréal Paris.

    In 2005, Kroes was selected as “Model of The Year” on Vogue.com by readers and was featured on the cover of the May 2007 issue with Hilary Rhoda, Caroline Trentini, Raquel Zimmermann, Sasha Pivovarova, Agyness Deyn, Coco Rocha, Jessica Stam, Chanel Iman, and Lily Donaldson as the new crop of “supermodels.” Along with several of these models, she appeared in the 2008 Pirelli Calendar.

    In July 2007, earning at an estimated total of $4.9 million in the past twelve months, Forbes named Kroes fourteenth in the list of the World’s 15 Top-Earning Supermodels. In April 2008, she soared to the fifth position, with an estimated income of $6 million.. In May 2009 Forbes named Kroes fifth again in the list of the World’s 15 Top- Earning Supermodels.

    Kroes also is in the official Frisian provincial campaign for the West Frisian language which is her mother tongue.

    In 2006, Omrop Fryslân made a documentary about Kroes. Piter Claus follows Kroes during the fashion week in Milan. The documentary won a NL-Award for best regional documentary.

    Doutzen Kroes received the Lifetime Achievement Award, part of the Dutch Model Awards, in Amsterdam on May 12, 2009. The jury praised her achievements at her age.

    At the end of August 2008, Victoria’s Secret confirmed to People magazine that Kroes was to be the newest Victoria’s Secret Angel. Her first campaign as the brand’s newest Angel is “Supermodel Obsession”, alongside Adriana Lima. In September 2009, she signed to be the new face for Swiss cashmere label Repeat for two years.

    In the Amsterdam branch of Madame Tussaud’s wax museum, there is a wax figure of Kroes.

    Kroes appeared in the finale of Muodin huipulle, Finland’s version of Project Runway.[citation needed]

    As of November 2009, she writes a monthly column about her life for the Dutch edition of ‘Marie Claire.

    Currently, she is signed by DNA Model Management.

    Kroes had a relationship with Sven Kramer in 2007.

    She has been romantically linked to Lenny Kravitz’s cousin, hip-hop DJ Greg Andrews (DJ Ruckus). However, on August 20th, 2009, Kroes admitted that their relationship had ended and that she was single.[13] Since her break-up with Andrews, she has been dating Dutch DJ/rapper Sunnery James. The two were first spotted together at the Veronica Sunset Grooves Festival in Hoek van Holland.

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  43. Wow–I have to say I envy her rockin’ bod!

  44. Craft Service is on the other side of that wall and they tried to keep her out so the crew might have something to eat before she destroys everything in her path.

  45. Good, finally a VS model who doesn’t look like a holocaust victim with a glowing tan.

  46. @ 31. Steve O

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!! impregnate..

    and yah, this bitch is fuckin SLAMMIN! my boyfriend would def go for this one, and thats saying a lot!! Look At THat ASS, its so round and perky and perfect. DAMNNN

  47. oh ok

    Thank you 42 for finally clearing up who this is – I was too lazy too look it up myself, typing is so hard – damn it more energy expended

  48. There comes that hideous Northern European chin…

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