Here’s Victoria’s Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Miami yesterday with her boyfriend DJ Ruckus. I really need to get into this music producing business, and not just so I can score with models. I’m thinking about singers and actresses, too, because I’m a complicated man with complex emotions like in that movie where the chick has amnesia and writes in that notebook. I think it was called “Forgetting Stuff.” Ladies?
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eric | March 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm
phirst
ghgh | March 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm
FIRST BITCHESD
manda | March 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm
her body is awesome. bikini is ugly though.
eric | March 10, 2009 at 4:12 pm
too late…
i win
vanessa | March 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm
adorable figure. ugly bikini.
Rough Daddy | March 10, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Black meat white treats,,,,here comes the racist comments….make em colorful!!!
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___ | March 10, 2009 at 4:19 pm
And what did you win, Eric? That’s right, douchebag of the day. Fucking douchebag of the day. How does it feel to be the big winner?
And #2 you were is such a hurry to claim douchebag #1 status that you typo’d. But don’t despair, ghgh, with adding “bitches” and then misspelling it, you actually win douchebag a-hole retard status. Great effort. Nice job.
Gail | March 10, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Second row of pictures, far right picture: say hello to the prototypical male Superficial commenter (in the background).
Jesse | March 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Hit dat Buckwheat!
sz | March 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm
how is this woman a VS model??? My body looks even better, yet because she’s TAAAAAAAALLLL she gets a friggin’ modeling contract with VS? F**KING BS!! Shorties need love too =(
50-50 | March 10, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I hate the idea of her giving away that amazing body, but I’m fine with that ugly face getting soiled by the n i g g e r.
b | March 10, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Dang, my wifes body looks way better than that. And my wife had the sense not to sleep with a bootlip baboon. Dirty Monkey.
black woman | March 10, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Great. These days, finding a black man with a job is like finding a needle in a haystack. And he tries to move up by hooking up with a white woman. Are there any good black men left? (Don’t try to sell me President Bigears Oreo, I ain’t buyin’….)
Jackson | March 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Doutzen has great healthy sexy curves and her measurements are 34-24-35 and natural tits too; unlike Kim Kardaskank because Kim has fat induced curves on her pear shaped body and Kim has breast implants.
Bonhomey | March 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Superficial Guy – What constitutes an “inappropriate” comment’ for you?? Stop posting racist ones that you wouldn’t tolerate if someone actually had the nerves/stupidity to say them directly to you. Free speech is the government’s burden, not yours.
Bono | March 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Great work, Doutzen. This is how AIDS started (sex with monkeys).
Vicky | March 10, 2009 at 4:35 pm
She better be careful – at any moment he could go all Travis on her.
Joe | March 10, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Scando guys have small penises so it’s not surprising she’s looking for a lot more.
Ali Knievel | March 10, 2009 at 4:38 pm
What’s wit dude’s hair? You can be the buffest dude in the world but you still look like Sideshow Mel from The Simpsons. Man, I need to hit the gym so I can pick up a big bootied eurotrash white girl my own damned self.
??Re6el?? | March 10, 2009 at 4:39 pm
cool!!
THANKS HOLLYWEIRD for filtering out all the mudsharks for us!
farty mcshitface | March 10, 2009 at 4:42 pm
meh, she and these other so-called supermodels are the very definiton of overated.
i see better looking chicks EVERYDAY without even trying.
dude_on | March 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm
I’m convinced that paparazzi is short for fashion conscious effeminate men who like photography. Pic #8 is hardly a respectable ass shot.
Deacon Jones | March 10, 2009 at 4:49 pm
She looks like an ugly Jessica Biel.
Speaking of Fish, you should def. post more of Biel, now THAT’S a woman. This comment page would crash from us chronic masturbators
??Re6el?? | March 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm
oh, and yes…that is elliot_spitz_on_her that my name is linked to.
Vince Lombardi | March 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm
She needs a better name — like “Mrs. Lombardi.”
meygun | March 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Ridiculous, the lot of you. She’s got a bangin’ body, he’s hot, they’re rich, happy and on vacation. Eat it, you’re all jealous.
ha ha ha
chirs | March 10, 2009 at 5:07 pm
spoiled white girl stil hates her parents BBC
Frank N. Stein | March 10, 2009 at 5:10 pm
The bikini is not flattering on her.
ion | March 10, 2009 at 5:17 pm
racists from USA are so pityfull …
he’s look not bad at all, i wish my body look likes his …
This girl i definitly hit her, she has nice natural curves.
jaked1 | March 10, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Hey, I understand, and I know a lot of you guys feel very insecure next to the black dick; the very idea that if you ever did have a shot with this woman (which you don’t), you would never be able to satisfy her to the level that she has become accustomed to (which you won’t). Don’t feel bad, there’s a lot of tight assed men out there that you would still be able to please with your 5 inch penises.
Oh and “b” just because your wife told you that she’s never been with a black man, doesn’t mean some brother didn’t have her bent over giving her a pounding that would make you completely redefine your conception of the female orgasm! SEE: she likes it from the back, and she likes it 9 inches deep.
nice try | March 10, 2009 at 5:23 pm
The vast majority of white women don’t want the stench of failure on them, so they don’t hook up with n i g g e r s.
Jebguy | March 10, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Hey, I understand, and I know a lot of you guys feel very insecure next to the black dick; the very idea that if you ever did have a shot with this woman (which you don’t), you would never be able to satisfy her to the level that she has become accustomed to (which you won’t). Don’t feel bad, there’s a lot of tight assed men out there that you would still be able to please with your 5 inch penises.
Oh and “b” just because your wife told you that she’s never been with a black man, doesn’t mean some brother didn’t have her bent over giving her a pounding that would make you completely redefine your conception of the female orgasm! SEE: she likes it from the back, and she likes it 9 inches deep.
mike | March 10, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Good lord, can somebody get this monkey (#32/34) to stop flinging its feces? Sure, it’s fun to train them to do tricks, but make sure you know how to make them stop performing.
Andrio | March 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm
If you’re a loose-pussy black woman you probably need 9 inches and being mentally limited yourself you don’t notice the guy is intellectually inferior. In fact, if he’s EVER held a job he’s kind of a superstar.
Doutzen Kroes | March 10, 2009 at 5:40 pm
“Ruckus! Ungawa!”
Jebguy | March 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Hey Mike and Adino, you guys make a great point, actually. I really don’t like flinging feces, but that’s what your mother’s into and I have to give that b*tch what she likes, you know? You fellas can understand that, right? Plus, it’s usually difficult for black men to get jobs because we usually like to stay home and bang your wives while you’re away at work. AND when we do get a job, it’s usually something small and non-demanding like THE PRESIDENT OF THE FU.CKING UNITED STATES!!!
My d*ck will be here all day for you to suck.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | March 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Nice ass for a model? Usually them gurls have skinny little I-don’t-eat butts.
Lain | March 10, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Don’t mind me. I’m just watching chronic masturbate-rs argue over the internet about who has the biggest cock. Totally worth it.
myb*tch | March 10, 2009 at 5:46 pm
THAT’S RIGHT BITCH!!! That’s n i g g e r blood that holds the highest office in the country! He is every white American’s boss. Bend down and kiss the f$uckin ring!!
L Ron Hubbard | March 10, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Hey kneegrow, politicians serve the people. That Muslim kneegrow is my slaveboy now.
Kriss Kross | March 10, 2009 at 6:00 pm
She should give that chimp the bikini. It has bigger tits
Parker | March 10, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I would like to bury my bone in her backyard. Nice spread back there.
Hates Douche Bags | March 10, 2009 at 6:31 pm
She has a great bod. And when dolled up in a V. Secret pic shes hot. I think some of the guys making effed up comments are just made a black guy got a womean they could never get.
Kriss Kross | March 10, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Why is it that negroids can only talk about dicks? Why not discuss the great negroid achievements in math and science? How about the great success of negroid countries like Zimbabwe, Congo, Rwanda, or Angola?
wow | March 10, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Nice to know some of the superficial readers are a bunch of racist fucks.
Those of you making idiotic, ignorant racist comments are a waste of space on this earth.
Shame on you and those who raised you with such views.
I understand this isnt the forum to be “Serious” but come on!…are these really the feelings you harbor inside as you go on about your day..cause I’m damn sure you aren’t out there screaming racist views to your co-workers, your classmates, or someone you see walking down the street.
Please make an effort to change your ignorant views, they’re not just YOUR VIEWS..they are views that effect millions of people in a very negative way.
somehow I fee like I have to make it clear that I’m NOT black..because somehow, people like you think I can only feel like this if I’m black.
No, I don’t have to be black to recognize ignorance.
Vanilla Gorilla | March 10, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Jealous losers make me giggle. Keep up the good work comrades. Next meeting is Thursday night at 8.
Louis Farrakhan | March 10, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I didn’t know they allowed chimps on the beach. White women will do anything for attention.
Delgo | March 10, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Tracy Chapman lookin FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE