Doutzen Kroes in a bikini

September 22nd, 2008 // 321 Comments

These are pics of Dutch model and newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes in Miami. Now, I can already tell what some of you readers are going to say about her boyfriend. C’mon, I read the comments. So, it’s pretty obvious there’s going to be a few of you who will undoubtedly say, “That’s just unacceptable – because she should be in an entirely non-committal sex-based relationship with The Superficial Writer who once made love to a space woman. True story.” To those folks, my deepest thanks and your autographed Martian baby is in the mail.

See shots of Doutzen’s Victoria’s Secret debut here which now look even more ridiculously airbrushed.

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  1. @ 225 same here, youre right!.. Amsterdam de gekste!!! :D

  2. jordan

    he’s really hot, and she’s pretty w/ wet hair and no make-up. and she has boobs; she wouldn’t be a victoria secret model if she didn’t. you people are tasteless and crazy. they are models and were chosen to be models by people much smarter and more successful than you.

  3. #221 I’ve gotta give it to you. That was pretty hilarious.

  4. angel

    she’s beautiful, man-bod though. he’s beautiful, skinny legs though. end of story. as for the racist comments…please tell me you’re kidding. otherwise, you’ll be the first on my list of retards to blast with the plasma gun i’ve secretly made with the materials i stole from our laboratory. :P

  5. whippersnapper

    Around 80 to 100 years ago, if some ugly Black buck like this was to flaunt his beautiful blond White girlfriend at a public beach in this manner, he would likely find himself danging at the end of a rope. Now, for the most part, White men sit back and do nothing. Even if a White male is able and willing to confront and possibly kick the ass of a Black male interloper with a White woman, he will most likely hesitate.

    What’s happened?? Why has the Negro lost his fear of the White man? Why is the White man, even if they are brave and tough, so reluctant to confront a nigger interloper like the Black beast with the beautiful Dutch model?

    The reason for this hesitation is the real or perceived possibility of a hate crimes charge. In my opinion, a confrontation under those circumstances should not be a hate crime since the motivation behind the assault would be the behavior of the Black buck (flaunting his White trophy whore in public) and not necessarily his race. It’s not my opinion that counts, it’s the opinion of the courts that count. In the vague and subjective realm of so-called hate crimes, you never know how something like this may turn out.

    To a large extent, you can thank Jew created “hate crime” laws for White men not confronting Black males with White woman.

    Thanks Jews!!

  6. Spinna

    I don’t care what people say, she’s still a mudshark and that’s a fact.
    It’s just as weird as a man with yellow fever, or a woman with only male friends and vice versa. You know something’s off and it’s unsettling.

  7. whippersnapper

    “Would love to see the day where similar rhetoric is used when white men date Asian women – doesn’t at all seem to cause the same kind of emotional outburst…”

    If the Asian woman in question is short, scrawny and ugly (as they so often are) I certainly react with the same type of emotional outburst! Other White people are now finally begging to follow suit.

  8. Hey WhipperSnapper what do you think this is… “Beauty and The Beast?” Well it’s not, and Jim Crow laws are over so get over it bud.

  9. Observer

    Americans are ignorant, small-minded asswads. Who else would vote for Bush, not once, but twice? I can guarantee that all the vile-spewing haters who post are stupid and entirely unsuccessful in life and spend most of their time trying to pick fights. None of you will ever be happy and will always try to take down people who are. Enjoy your lonely death surrounded by your buck-toothed kids with mullets, shotguns, and Camaro’s. These kids will hate you as much as they hate people who don’t look or sound like them. Even McCain hates you. And only you think that the US is “the greatest place to live on earth!”, because you have and never will visit anywhere else. If you did, you’d realize that the US is rotting corpse filled with strip malls, chicken-wings and people celebrating their sports team’s victory as if they had done something themselves.

  10. THE DAMN TRUTH

    venomhed – September 22, 2008 11:32 AM

    n!gger lover. What a waste! Any woman that dates a black guy is low class. Black guys are friggin scum bags that cheat, have the most STD’s, no money and talk the most BS. When a woman goes out with one of “them” everyone laughs at them.

    Gross.
    ——————————-

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Like wise, most white men are raging flaming homosexuals with small weenies, and couldn’t satisfy a purse dog!

    Not to mention that most white men treat their white women like servants or maids when at home, this is clearly why white women come running to black men, and the added bonus is that she can actually feel what a real penis feels like, unlike most white men are usually closet gays or have small infant like weenies.

    Question: why is it that white men walk around with tight ass crotch pants, cross their legs like women, and own a purse dog? SIIIIIIIISSSSSSSY!!!!! LMAO

  11. yourmommalikesitandbylikesitimeanthebbc

    wow super you should edit yourself.It is amazing how ignorant people are. I would love to meet any of these idiots face to face.

  12. ash

    Reminds me of the “black on Blondes” porn movies!!!

  13. ash

    Reminds me of the “black on Blondes” porn movies!!!

  14. Pinbacker

    Ultra-sensitve blacks whining on this board. Let’s face it, you think it’s weird when a black girls is dating a white guy too.

  15. Nothing weird about it…just human nature. When a man loves a woman, and vice versa…well heck your parents should’ve taught you all that. People are still human no matter what their race is. It looks to me like more non-black people on this page are whinning more than anyone so “watchu talkin bout willis?”

  16. Tim

    I cant believe people on this website
    talkin about african american people like this yes the black community has alot of flaws but you cannot say that for every single person of african american decient
    its just shows stupidity and it is dumb on your behalf
    Im a mixed american blk and native american im 16 year olds and im a B+ student ooo did u meantion my girlfriend is white and my parents are both very succesful.
    U People are assholes. Being a racist is ugly no matter what race you are from. Hell every one is mixed with another race one way or another. So think about that the next time you want to descriminate. And for the future of america i can only see more interracial babies and communites and families so take your staticistcs and shove them up your ass becasue im an african american male that is going somewhere and all u racist assholes (from any race). You will have to answer to the future which is me and the teens who share my age and are sick and tired of all the fuckin rasism!
    It sickens me that a 16 year old had to come up here with prob. a whole bunch of grown ass people and set them str8. All u racist assholes (Like i said before i dont care what race u are from) U all are truely sicking and i hope that u get what u deserve when its your time to go.
    You know what not even i hope one day u will wake up and see that this world is colorful and you are goin 2 be sharing this country and this world with every other race so get use 2 it assholes!

    PS:Hey u fuckin pricks we are in a economic uproar right now get over your fucking selfs!
    And grow the fuck up! We as americans are already hated by half the world why have so much hatred in our own land damn!

  17. Timotea

    I cant believe people on this website
    talkin about african american people like this yes the black community has alot of flaws but you cannot say that for every single person of african american decient
    its just shows stupidity and it is dumb on your behalf
    Im a mixed american blk and native american im 16 year olds and im a B+ student ooo did u meantion my girlfriend is white and my parents are both very succesful.
    U People are assholes. Being a racist is ugly no matter what race you are from. Hell every one is mixed with another race one way or another. So think about that the next time you want to descriminate. And for the future of america i can only see more interracial babies and communites and families so take your staticistcs and shove them up your ass becasue im an african american male that is going somewhere and all u racist assholes (from any race). You will have to answer to the future which is me and the teens who share my age and are sick and tired of all the fuckin rasism!
    It sickens me that a 16 year old had to come up here with prob. a whole bunch of grown ass people and set them str8. All u racist assholes (Like i said before i dont care what race u are from) U all are truely sicking and i hope that u get what u deserve when its your time to go.
    You know what not even i hope one day u will wake up and see that this world is colorful and you are goin 2 be sharing this country and this world with every other race so get use 2 it assholes!

    PS:Hey u fuckin pricks we are in a economic uproar right now get over your fucking selfs!
    And grow the fuck up! We as americans are already hated by half the world why have so much hatred in our own land damn!

  18. Timotea

    I cant believe people on this website
    talkin about african american people like this yes the black community has alot of flaws but you cannot say that for every single person of african american decient
    its just shows stupidity and it is dumb on your behalf
    Im a mixed american blk and native american im 16 year olds and im a B+ student ooo did u meantion my girlfriend is white and my parents are both very succesful.
    U People are assholes. Being a racist is ugly no matter what race you are from. Hell every one is mixed with another race one way or another. So think about that the next time you want to descriminate. And for the future of america i can only see more interracial babies and communites and families so take your staticistcs and shove them up your ass becasue im an african american male that is going somewhere and all u racist assholes (from any race). You will have to answer to the future which is me and the teens who share my age and are sick and tired of all the fuckin rasism!
    It sickens me that a 16 year old had to come up here with prob. a whole bunch of grown ass people and set them str8. All u racist assholes (Like i said before i dont care what race u are from) U all are truely sicking and i hope that u get what u deserve when its your time to go.
    You know what not even i hope one day u will wake up and see that this world is colorful and you are goin 2 be sharing this country and this world with every other race so get use 2 it assholes!

    PS:Hey u fuckin pricks we are in a economic uproar right now get over your fucking selfs!
    And grow the fuck up! We as americans are already hated by half the world why have so much hatred in our own land damn!

  19. Timotea

    I cant believe people on this website
    talkin about african american people like this yes the black community has alot of flaws but you cannot say that for every single person of african american decient
    its just shows stupidity and it is dumb on your behalf
    Im a mixed american blk and native american im 16 year olds and im a B+ student ooo did u meantion my girlfriend is white and my parents are both very succesful.
    U People are assholes. Being a racist is ugly no matter what race you are from. Hell every one is mixed with another race one way or another. So think about that the next time you want to descriminate. And for the future of america i can only see more interracial babies and communites and families so take your staticistcs and shove them up your ass becasue im an african american male that is going somewhere and all u racist assholes (from any race). You will have to answer to the future which is me and the teens who share my age and are sick and tired of all the fuckin rasism!
    It sickens me that a 16 year old had to come up here with prob. a whole bunch of grown ass people and set them str8. All u racist assholes (Like i said before i dont care what race u are from) U all are truely sicking and i hope that u get what u deserve when its your time to go.
    You know what not even i hope one day u will wake up and see that this world is colorful and you are goin 2 be sharing this country and this world with every other race so get use 2 it assholes!

    PS:Hey u fuckin pricks we are in a economic uproar right now get over your fucking selfs!
    And grow the fuck up! We as americans are already hated by half the world why have so much hatred in our own land damn!

  20. Timotea

    I cant believe people on this website
    talkin about african american people like this yes the black community has alot of flaws but you cannot say that for every single person of african american decient
    its just shows stupidity and it is dumb on your behalf
    Im a mixed american blk and native american im 16 year olds and im a B+ student ooo did u meantion my girlfriend is white and my parents are both very succesful.
    U People are assholes. Being a racist is ugly no matter what race you are from. Hell every one is mixed with another race one way or another. So think about that the next time you want to descriminate. And for the future of america i can only see more interracial babies and communites and families so take your staticistcs and shove them up your ass becasue im an african american male that is going somewhere and all u racist assholes (from any race). You will have to answer to the future which is me and the teens who share my age and are sick and tired of all the fuckin rasism!
    It sickens me that a 16 year old had to come up here with prob. a whole bunch of grown ass people and set them str8. All u racist assholes (Like i said before i dont care what race u are from) U all are truely sicking and i hope that u get what u deserve when its your time to go.
    You know what not even i hope one day u will wake up and see that this world is colorful and you are goin 2 be sharing this country and this world with every other race so get use 2 it assholes!

    PS:Hey u fuckin pricks we are in a economic uproar right now get over your fucking selfs!
    And grow the fuck up! We as americans are already hated by half the world why have so much hatred in our own land damn!

  21. natascha

    Nou even een commentaartje uit het verre Nederland…
    Wat een gezeik allemaal..lekker belangrijk dat hij donker is en zij blank..
    In Nederland is dit de normaalste zaak van de wereld. Jammer dat dat niet overal zo is.

  22. pinbacker

    @ 266-270 Are you sure you’re a B+ student?

    “You will have to answer to the future which is me and the teens who share my age and are sick and tired of all the fuckin rasism!”

    Blacks are racist too, and asians and whites, you don’t know shit. Always been and always will be, to some extent. Please take off your rose-tinted goggles.

  23. Actually #272 #266-270 did mention that he was referring his post to every race. What are you talking about? He’s right too, because America has bigger fish to fry.

  24. agirl

    There are two types of white women who go after black men. #1 – the overweight and vulnerable #2 – the cool, hot chicks who are bored with the typical american-fraternity white guy. she’s #2.

  25. vbag

    mmmm that guy is hot.

  26. CarlT

    Race traitor whore!
    Burn the bitch, along with that other race traitor bitch Heidi Klum.
    Their great beauty is the product of millions of years of evolution.
    What do they do? Instead of passing on their genetic heritage they throw it away by copulating with a repulsive sub-human African ape.
    Europeans need to take on board the Muslim concept of honour killings.

  27. Walter

    Too bad animals are now allowed to date humans!!!

    Interspecies mating is unhealthy, physically, mentally, spiritually, and is positively abominable aesthetically!!!

  28. Karl

    Someone please turn the LHC back on. Time to put Earth and its racists out of its misery.

  29. democratsuckcock

    #274 she is dutch

  30. Just as I was opening this thread I was thinking to myself, “What will THEY have to say about this negroe today?” Well Im not surprised at what I found. Like always it’s SSDD with you all. Still haven’t gotten lives yet huh?

  31. Oh and to add, did anyone sit and think before judging that they could possibly just be friends? NO couldn’t have.

  32. boban

    oh no……..
    beauty and beast !!!$$@#@%%%^

  33. The_Truth

    What’s so strange about them being together? White women hook up with black men all the time. It’s not a big deal anymore.

    A black man is, and always will be, regarded as the alpha male. This has been evident for centuries. Until recent years, it hasn’t been the most popular thing for a white woman to go public with (too much racism in the world). Nevertheless, they have been “getting it in” with black men for decades! In this day and time, white women have come to realize that it’s not only okay to show the world how much they love & adore black men, it’s quite possibly the best thing that they have ever done. White women who have had the courage to look past the stereotypes and venture to the other side have come to find out that all black men are not Thugs & Gangsters. In fact, they start to realize that the black men in the circle of friends in which they frequent are educated and doing quite well for themselves. It’s at that very moment that white women start to understand that black men are more than capable of providing anything they want from a man.

    Honestly, white women are sick and tired of not being satisfied by such shallow mined white men. To add insult to injury, white men don’t come close to pleasing a woman intimately. When it comes to white guys, a woman already knows what to expect sexually, and that’s nothing more than a big let down. Black men, on the other hand, are much more interesting. The many adversities that black men face everyday gives them much more substance intellectually. On top of that, sexually, black men deliver in such high fashion. Their love making is so intense that women are known to reach extraordinary levels of ecstasy which were previously unachievable with a white man.

    White women enjoy the whole idea of exploring uncharted territory. Making such a bold move does not go unrewarded as they get to discover the true essence of a real man.

    Congratulations to President Barack Obama! Finally, this country is heading in the right direction.

  34. The_Truth

    The first sentence of my second paragraph above should read “shallow minded”.

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    If you are insanely dissapointed in America and the hatred spread in this world – then I advise you to drink coffee and read Romance Novels.

    That’s not the real world – In the Real World Obama is President – a man who wrote a book that says “I will stand with the Muslims should the
    political winds shift in an Ugly Direction.” Do you really think we have our perspectives right??

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