Doutzen Kroes in a bikini

September 22nd, 2008 // 321 Comments

These are pics of Dutch model and newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes in Miami. Now, I can already tell what some of you readers are going to say about her boyfriend. C’mon, I read the comments. So, it’s pretty obvious there’s going to be a few of you who will undoubtedly say, “That’s just unacceptable – because she should be in an entirely non-committal sex-based relationship with The Superficial Writer who once made love to a space woman. True story.” To those folks, my deepest thanks and your autographed Martian baby is in the mail.

See shots of Doutzen’s Victoria’s Secret debut here which now look even more ridiculously airbrushed.

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  1. joey

    i don’t know maybe you are right aout the porn stars a smaller penis might be able to work it better but i wouldn’t know as i don’t watch porn

    not all black people shoot up each other the same way not all white people can’t dance

  2. #150 I’ll deal with that, if it’s even factual, just as well as I’ll deal with some of these comments on here. Im not one of those nigs, and those nigs you speak of don’t affect me directly so why should I care? When it comes to that all that matters is that Im not one of the statistics. Joey you sure do send mixed messages. I don’t know if someone’s imitating you, or if you’re just confused. Anyhow I am working on that degree big baby boy. I’ll be an RN when Im finished so Im in with that statistical crowd of people who not only care to have a career, but one that actually helps people and their well being. You guys shouldn’t take me the wrong way either, because Im not here to hurt anyone. Im just here to dispell some untrue ideas some of you have.

  3. joey

    btw sueme i didnt say the in todays world blah blah

    2nd of all that is EXACTLY what i wanted and if you scroll up you will see that i actually came on this post to talk about beautiful doutzen and handsome boyfriend post no.7 but when i hear the usual racist remarks spewed out as soon as a black person is posted on this site i decided to comment as they were making black mentality sound inferior

    if i stepped on a few toes i stepped on a few toes

  4. joey

    lol i think there are a few ppl using my name but most of what is being said is me :)

    thou ill need to check

    i wonder why the superficial writer stays mute despite this merry-go-round of racism whenever a black person is featured

  5. Well then I’ll admit I was wrong, and apologize to you Joey for the accusation. There however may be a couple of imitaters on here. They’ve done the same thing to me. It’s just that there are so many ignorant comments on this page that there’s no way it seems of telling one person from the other.

  6. Mala

    He’s finer than she is. PS it’s ok racist person youll get over the sins of your ancestors some day, i know it is a guilt, but one day hopefully you’ll learn 2 deal with it (don’t forget who built your wealth, for free 2 ;) .

  7. KKK

    Her boyfriend is cool as shit!

  8. HorribleJudgment

    Victoria Secret’s newest angel. I don’t know who she is. I feel obligated to point out, however, that there’s someone in the background of the main picture with a horrible cellulite-ridden leg, and it’s distracting me and keeping me from my observation of said angel or her companion. It’s upsetting. I will refer to this person as Mr. or Ms. Cellulite. This person is repulsive. Mr. or Ms. Cellulite’s head is cut off in the picture by the Victoria Secret Models crotch. Well, now I just can’t even look at the picture anymore. I have to go.

  9. wow

    thanks heidi klum this is all your fault for trying to make a point of a hot white
    women dating an ugly bastard just because you feel pity for all the suffering of the black race.
    to all the so called racist you want to do something,go out. vote for mccain.
    and if you have kids tell them the get away from mtv and any hip-hop base programs cause that is clearly what’s wrong with this country.if we don’t do anything now well be to late for our kids this is not hate towards the black race
    notice i never used the word nigger .
    and when you show me anything good that has come from the black race i will listen and the meantime god help us all…………….

  10. bootlips

    Behind every successful negro is a much more qualified white man.

  11. Adnarim

    I’m white, and I think the African-American man is quite handsome. He’s got awesome hair. Americans have taken so much from Black people in history, that the least you can do is show some respect. You owe them respect at least, and not to call them foul names.
    And his girlfriend is pretty. If anybody dares call her fat, I would like you to take a look at the rest of our society these days. She is fit. Doutzen is not an abnormal name for the Dutch.

    This is my opinion.

    –Randi ?

  12. Thanks #161, and #159 to be honest it probably would’ve been less insulting if you had’ve called blacks the N word, because nothing is more repulsing than the comments you just made. I hope you’re not white, because for the decent white citizens of America you make them look bad. Im sure none of them appreciated you as a representation of them. People don’t listen to this psycho retard.

  13. Kassia

    I thought she was melissa joan heart!

    and her beau is freaking yummy.

  14. jo

    can’t believe people are saying this girl is not hot. What is hot then? I guess some people don’t like the ‘fit’ look, they like the skeletor look or the soft, mushy fatness of a ho like tyra banks. This girl is HOT.

    Who cares if she is banging a negro. Anything taboo is hot and makes sex more fun, cause it feels wrong. I bet they have crazy ass sex & i bet she’ll move on so quick its not funny. She’s just using him for sex.

  15. I'm Not White

    @78

    You’re wrong. Tolerance stems from ignorance. Have you ever considered that most of the people you label “racists” actually have experience dealing with black people firsthand? No one is born prejudiced, it’s simply behavior learned through experience for one’s own self-preservation.

    It’s easy to be tolerant when you’re living far away from drugs, crime, and violence. I dare you to move into any predominantly black neighborhood for 6 months. I think you’ll find that to be a eye-opening experience.

    And for the record, I’m not white, so that white guilt thing won’t work on me.

  16. bootlips

    Why do people think cotton pickers built America? It was the industrial revolution that built it. We weren’t a powerful country during slavery. In fact, the reason why the south lost the civil war was because they relied on slavery while the north didn’t. The north had a big advantage because of it. If slavery was so prosperous then Sudan would be the richest country today. Slavery was the best thing to happen to the neeger. They get to live in a white country instead of starving to death. None of them go back to Africa because they know better. Without white people, the negro wouldn’t be able to make fire without lightning.

  17. joey

    thank you sueme :)

    to all the recent racist ( getting tired of using this word) posts

    we get it we get it ‘the blacks are inferior’ slogan

    now you have got the introductions out of the way let’s get back to the topic at hand- doutzen kroes in a bikini

    o what’s that? you only came on this post to repeat what countless others have said before you and write such beautiful words cloaked in ignorance and stupidity. o in that case don’t let me stop you do continue to vomit your nonsense.

    you want a reaction and you have got it on this post commented by nearly 200 so now that is done and you have got that off your chest what is next?

    i wait with baited breath as you now think of another absurd comment to make.
    i can’t be bothered to comment on your personal lives as i don’t know you but i really wonder what must have happened to you guys to make you have such a hatred towards another race, and i mean this genuinely as i know you wouldn’t want people to think you guys are making these crazy comments just based on the colour of skin would you?

    and i have lived in a black neighbourhood for years and it hasn’t created a racist in me

    so people need to stop generalising and assuming there are faults with everyone and anyone despite the colour of their skin

    and she steps off the stage :)

  18. Barack

    That black boys tits are same size as hers. He should wear a bikini top and cover that junk up.

  19. JT

    How much airbrush do they use on those Victoria’s secret ads? it looks like they had to airbrush her into a female

  20. C. Mengargler

    Aw shit, Havoc. Right after you posted the truth at 71, this thing took a nose dive into shitsville.

    #32 wins it hands down. Thanks– I laughed outloud at that one. LMFAO @ 28, 40, & 58 — This is the first time in a long time y’all came with some funny shit. Nice break from the daily Kumbaya/celeb ass-kissing bullshit (and the lazy insults– c’mon, how hard is it to put together a colorful little zinger?)

  21. durrrrrr

    #35 Says:

    “it’s unfortunate that a lot of black guys do treat women like crap…Of course not all of them do…and I think it’s ignorant to assume so. ”

    And…

    “Once you start generalizing, you’re crossing a line”.

    ….Um, thanks for that nugget of wisdom, Mr. “Fat Chicks Suck”.

    *rolls eyes*

  22. You're WELCOME!

    PICTURE CAPTION:

    “Damn, Girl– Yo’ bikini bottoms be so tite I can see ya Doutzen Kroes”.

  23. shnoobz

    his boobs are bigger than hers

  24. tc

    She looks like a beautiful child.

    I’d pay good money to see the first sex vid of him raping her tight little white ass.

    A sort of nigger-on-blonde-pedo-raping.

  25. Mj

    funny how all of the rude people in reality are fatter then them two combined. congrats to her for a leap in her modeling career, and Vic. Sec for choosing an athletic-shaped model! Maybe you lazy i-net jerks should go outside… obviously does some good to the bod.

  26. Mj

    funny how all of the rude people in reality are fatter then them two combined. congrats to her for a leap in her modeling career, and Vic. Sec for choosing an athletic-shaped model! Maybe you lazy i-net jerks should go outside… obviously does some good to the bod.

  27. The Happy Racist (& veggi's favorite troll, among others)

    Dear Superficial Writer,

    I just want to say thank you for allowing deeply deeply unPC comments to be posted. I have posted lots and lots and lots of them and will continue to do so as long as I am allowed to.

    Nothing, absolutely nothing, gets under the skin faster, and yanks the chain harder, of the stupid, stupid, STUPID, censorious, Woolite-drinking, talmud-vision-watching, hyperPC, morally vain white sheeple than a post which they perceive as “racist”.

    And of course, nothing is funnier, and nothing generates more comments about comments, than getting these idiots to hyperventilate and tantrum.

    I would very much like to thank you then, for allowing the exercise of free speech, and of course, for allowing me to yank the chain of these idiots over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. It never gets old.

    Sincerely,

    The Happy Racist (veggi’s favorite troll, julia_nyc, lady-croft, Miles Gloriosis, etc., etc., etc.) : D

    P.S. Yes, trolling is life!!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. IKE

    Amazing!
    The fact that the people @ “The Superficial” allow (actually seem to encourage) the racial bashing (all obviously in jest, of course) speaks poorly of them.

    They’re gambling: They make money based on traffic, but if this continues, their traffic will decrease (those revenue)….actually already has.
    Being a bigot is the “old hotness” not the new.
    http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/thesuperficial.com

    I used to think this site was INCREDIBLE (I still like Fish’s – and whoever else writes – comments), but the comments, at times, are revolting.

    -IKE

  29. Bob

    This whore has convicted herself of the HATE CRIME of betraying the White race. Her actions are a CLEAR and PRESENT danger to my life, my liberty, my pursuit of happiness and constitute a GENOCIDE of the White race.

    Genocide is a violation of international law and is punishable by DEATH. I call for her conviction and EXECUTION for her HATE CRIME.

    She and all White whores like her must be put to death!

    It is time for White people to WAKE UP, you are not a majority living in a pleasant world. You are a 8% MINORITY living in a world teeming with third world scum! They are more then willing to take your wealth, your land, your jobs, your women and therefore YOUR FUTURE. Once you lose your nation to non-White you NEVER get it back. Do you understand, YOU NEVER GET IT BACK. And then when your grandchildren are BEGGING the future non-White government for justice, they will be denied, their pleas will be ignored by the foreign invaders and there will be NOTHING you can do it about, as you willingly GAVE AWAY all your power.

    And any woman who helps them is a TRAITOR and subject to the DEATH penalty. The survival of the White race is just that important people!

  30. Hey IKE, take a hike! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. mongychild

    oh my goodness that man is one fine specimen

    look at his gorgeous fuzzy hair and delicious body…i would kill to get a taste of that

  32. Muke

    pft lol he looks like one of those fuzzy head trolls…except, you know…black

  33. Lucy

    I’m guessing she didn’t have a father in her life.

  34. “…i would kill to get a taste of that”

    @ #181, mongychild: No need for violence here mongychild! Next time you do a dump, just don’t flush! And hey! Why limit yourself to just a taste? Eat all of it!

    There! Problem? Solved! See how easy!!!

  35. Adolf Jr.

    To all the free-lovin’ liberal buttfuckers on this thread…SHUT THE FUCK UP! You are fucking ignorant of the real world and it is sickening. You suburban pot-smoking assholes wouldn’t know what to do if you were stranded in the ghettos of New York or Philly…you would probably get your lame wigger asses jumped for whatever money you had in your pockets! Enjoy the good life while you still can…the rest of us understand the coming peril. I am sure you’re clogging the networks at your pussified whitebread colleges you asshole drones so take a break from all the difficult school work….crack open a Natural Light, light up the bong and listen to some Biggy all within the confines of your dorm room…because youz a tuff muthafucka’. DIE!

  36. I think she read all about that paris-whore?
    THAT’S WHY THE PINK BIKINI!!
    ………………………dutch slut!!

  37. Reason

    You wack job ignorants expet us to take you seriously when you’re comparing a Humin* Being to a MONKEY?!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I mean IGNORANCE aside, I’d at least like to be talking to an intelligent racist…but I contradict myself.

    CLEARLY you have no grasp on reality, which I’m sure means YOU COULDN’T TELL A PUSSY FROM A BANANA HAMMOCK.
    ———–
    *I don’t spell this word with man in it because we aren’t delivered from Penises

  38. Reason

    correction: expeCt us

  39. Dirty pigs can't be satisfied with normal humans

    This broad is as disgusting as Heidi Klum who married a jig with a hideously scarred face. why?

  40. LOPEZ

    IF HE IS A NIGGER APE THEN IS HALLIE BARRIE, LACY DUVALLE, CHEROKEE D ASS ALSO NIGGER APES

  41. bootlips

    Some beautiful white girls that I knew hooked up with an ape and a year later they were crack whores. Their faces were sunken and they looked like they had nothing to live for. They were stuck in the nigger world and there was no escaping. They’re as good as dead.

  42. Reason

    Where the fuck do you live bootlips*? RENO?

    *Does that mean you’re a bootlicker? That means brownnoser by the way.

  43. IWillPetitionforthisSitetobeshutdown

    This post has revealed that the humans that go to this website, are un-educated. Please take a science class, evolution/climate enviroment made our physical body look the way it does. Stick a pale skinned toned human in the heat for a couple years and soon they and their offspring will start to get darker. Put a dark skinned human in the cold for a couple of years and their skin and their offspring will become lighter. It is disturbing to know that at my young age i am able to understand that a human is a human is a human we all have the same body parts & emotions. I am so sorry that i went to the website, it is making me laugh that everyone who posted a rude, small minded comment has yet to learn anything about the human experience. I truly hope you rid our world of yourselves, please do it. I thought the ididots were slowly dying off but obviously not fast enough. Either smarten up or kill yourself and your children please. America does not need any of you in this country. This is my world and every human is my friend.

  44. bootlips

    Negroes were bred for strength, not for intelligence. A slave owner would pick a strong negro man and mate him with a strong negro woman to be able to fetch more money at auction. We did the same thing with dogs, but dogs proved to be worthwhile.

  45. KK

    After hurricane Katrina who was it caught on film, while flooded and without electric service, looting and running down the street with stolen TVs and stereos? Black/afro-americans.

    Same thing has been observed after other similar disasters; instead of helping those in need they go looting and stealing.

    During the OJ Simpson trial who was threatening to riot if OJ was convicted?
    Answer: Much of the black community in L.A.

    Proven statistical fact: Negros are not well suited for advanced education. As part of affirmative action they were given added points on ACT and SAT test scores. That idea failed miserably.

    Th

  46. KK

    After hurricane Katrina who was it caught on film, while flooded and without electric service, looting and running down the street with stolen TVs and stereos? Black/afro-americans.

    Same thing has been observed after other similar disasters; instead of helping those in need they go looting and stealing.

    During the OJ Simpson trial who was threatening to riot if OJ was convicted?
    Answer: Much of the black community in L.A.

    Proven statistical fact: Negros are not well suited for advanced education. As part of affirmative action they were given added points on ACT and SAT test scores. That idea failed miserably.

    Th

  47. caitie

    Oh look, attractive people hanging out on the beach and generally being happy, thats cool.

    Kthxbi.

  48. Emma

    I’m not a racist, I don’t hate other races.

    But fact of the matter is: Black people smell really, really bad.

    Unless they’re completely drowned in cologne.

  49. Mandingo

    All the racists here are probably scrawny white boys with pencil dicks and have a subscription to blacksonblondes

  50. tropolis

    Obviously these guys are jealous. Why else would they whine about it on here like 2 year olds. They know they can’t touch that, so they try to make themselves secure by posting comments on a celebrity superficial forum. Guys like bootlip just can’t help themselves. Cant make this up

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