These are pics of Dutch model and newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes in Miami. Now, I can already tell what some of you readers are going to say about her boyfriend. C’mon, I read the comments. So, it’s pretty obvious there’s going to be a few of you who will undoubtedly say, “That’s just unacceptable – because she should be in an entirely non-committal sex-based relationship with The Superficial Writer who once made love to a space woman. True story.” To those folks, my deepest thanks and your autographed Martian baby is in the mail.
See shots of Doutzen’s Victoria’s Secret debut here which now look even more ridiculously airbrushed.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Partybitch | September 22, 2008 at 11:19 am
1st
jenny | September 22, 2008 at 11:21 am
He could do better…
rough daddy | September 22, 2008 at 11:22 am
Nethelands, Switzerland etc…free spirits in those countries…
laney | September 22, 2008 at 11:22 am
i’d do ‘em both.
Miss Swan | September 22, 2008 at 11:23 am
She look-a like-a man.
Jayger | September 22, 2008 at 11:23 am
they could both do better
joey | September 22, 2008 at 11:25 am
i wanna say something b4 the usual racist comments start, he is a handsome guy and she is a beautifulgirl and they look good together and anyone who doesn’t like him because of his colour is another ignorant and pathetic fool. and who cares? they certainly don’t so keep on with your predicted folish remarks as you have nothing else beta to do with your pathetic lives
kitty_kat | September 22, 2008 at 11:26 am
@#2 & #5- I think you’re right!
Markus | September 22, 2008 at 11:30 am
Don’t forget the “BBC factor,” and I’m not referring to the British Broadcasting Company…
venomhed | September 22, 2008 at 11:32 am
n!gger lover. What a waste! Any woman that dates a black guy is low class. Black guys are friggin scum bags that cheat, have the most STD’s, no money and talk the most BS. When a woman goes out with one of “them” everyone laughs at them.
Gross.
twizlah | September 22, 2008 at 11:33 am
even by dutch standards she has a stupid name. would you really want to yell out “doutzen” while making nice-nice? methinks not.
Slut | September 22, 2008 at 11:34 am
In pic#1, that is one gross leg in the back
Learn To Sell Porn and Make Money | September 22, 2008 at 11:37 am
Looks like a picture of two men.
Dwayne | September 22, 2008 at 11:37 am
She likes to have a turd stuck up her holes
Jaz | September 22, 2008 at 11:39 am
Poor thing. She’s obviously still very angry at her parents.
Richard Dickerson | September 22, 2008 at 11:43 am
She has the face of Renee Zellwegger and the body of Brooke Hogan. The only thing feminine about her is the long hair.
Huggylaw | September 22, 2008 at 11:44 am
Please remove post #10 from “venomhed”. It is offensive, ignorant and shows the extreme low class of the author. Not only does he have his facts wrong, it also shows how jealous he is of what he can’t have because of his lack of character. I bet he thinks the fact that his relationships, job and life circumstances are unsuccessful are all because of people of a different race. He is sad, pathetic and should crawl back under the rock from whence he came.
Kim | September 22, 2008 at 11:45 am
He is one fine specimen of a black man! I would totally do him. She looks like a 12 year old.
Stefen | September 22, 2008 at 11:46 am
This is the most utterly vile thing I’ve ever seen displayed here! Apparently this misguided aryan is all about simian intercourse! What a vile ape-like biped…go snag yourself a brillo-headed yard ape like yourself and leave the blond women alone…
Andy | September 22, 2008 at 11:50 am
What beach is that??? Must be on the Island of Dr. Moreau. I see a male-female hybrid and a talking monkey.
coffeebean | September 22, 2008 at 11:50 am
What is Barack Obama doing at the beach with a dude in a bikini?
madamepsychosis | September 22, 2008 at 11:53 am
The strangest thing here is that she has bigger breasts under her arms than she does on her chest.
Lorraine | September 22, 2008 at 11:53 am
She is actually really pretty. Renee Zellwegger is hideous & Brooke Hogan would kill for a body like hers so I don’t think comparing her to them was right.
Her bf is very hot too! It’s sad that Venomhed says that everyone laughs at white girls who date black men. By everyone do you mean ONLY your racist ignorant friends?
Evil | September 22, 2008 at 11:55 am
Is it wrong I looked at the guy first?
Rick springfield | September 22, 2008 at 11:58 am
He has bigger breasts than her and she has a bigger cock than him
Hanz | September 22, 2008 at 11:59 am
the only thing i gotta say about that guy is that we call people like him “A.U.B.” at the gym – All Upper Body. Look at those little chicken legs! If you’re gonna work out, at least do your whole body and not just your arms and chest. So what if he could bench 250-300 lbs. I bet he can’t even squat 100 lbs.! Her legs are bigger than his! haha
Jimbo | September 22, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Fish dude, Which one are you? Are the you the pasty white guy trying to sniff her butt in the first pic?
Franz | September 22, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Look at ze girlie man wit ze tiny girlie legs, goinck to ze beach wit ze pale man. Hear me now und believe me later, ve are goinck to pump YOU UP!
joey | September 22, 2008 at 12:07 pm
lol @ making a big deal about interracial relationships in the year 2008. let me guess, are single mothers all whores, also?
joey | September 22, 2008 at 12:07 pm
lol @ making a big deal about interracial relationships in the year 2008. let me guess, are single mothers all whores, also?
Rock | September 22, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Mudshark Alert!!
Jim | September 22, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I wouldn’t fuck that niggerlovin’ tranny with Travis Barker’s roasted dick.
Michael Jackson | September 22, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Right on, #30! I’m glad somebody finally gets it. Let’s all sing along with “joey”, my newest BFF (best fag forever):
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me
supersex | September 22, 2008 at 12:14 pm
#32
hahahahaha
preach it brother….
Fat Chicks Suck | September 22, 2008 at 12:16 pm
She’s decent looking – better than most women I see on the beach. I’m not sure she’s Victoria’s Secret-worthy, though.
As far as the dude…it’s unfortunate that a lot of black guys do treat women like crap. They go after white women with self-esteem issues because they can get away with it. Of course not all of them do…and I think it’s ignorant to assume so. There’s people of all races that treat women like crap. This guy doesn’t give off the gangster-wannabe vibe to me. I definitely give this guy the benefit of the doubt. I realize it’s a percentages game but once you start generalizing you’re crossing a line.
John | September 22, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I dont know about you guys and about our dear Superficial writer but I definately can see some small nice nipples through that bikini on picture 1, 2 & 3. Waky Waky.
Pat | September 22, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Don’t you hate it when you take a HUGE dump before going to the beach, and then it climbs out of the toilet and follows you there and tries to talk to you?
rough daddy | September 22, 2008 at 12:21 pm
This country have more mix children than any other region, I think its time for Racist to use reverse psychology…
Sophie | September 22, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Damn that man is FINE. You are all just jealous!
lohanseightball | September 22, 2008 at 12:28 pm
She lika da hawt shawclit!
coincidence? | September 22, 2008 at 12:34 pm
“This country have more mix children than any other region” and it’s in a steep decline.
joey-the real one | September 22, 2008 at 12:34 pm
hey no.30 u stole my name
and to michael jackson u are by ureself on that one
i knew the racist comments would come and keep them flowing cos doutzen and her bf are hurting o so bad. o no you called her a nigger loving tranny and you called him a monkey im sure they are crying loudly into their millions while you scrimp and save to make ends meet life is a bitch! ey
joey-the real one | September 22, 2008 at 12:34 pm
hey no.30 u stole my name
and to michael jackson u are by ureself on that one
i knew the racist comments would come and keep them flowing cos doutzen and her bf are hurting o so bad. o no you called her a nigger loving tranny and you called him a monkey im sure they are crying loudly into their millions while you scrimp and save to make ends meet life is a bitch! ey
UK_Matt | September 22, 2008 at 12:35 pm
@26 So you spend a lot of time with the ‘fellas’ checking out other guys at the gym do you?
Interesting life choice.
guy | September 22, 2008 at 12:36 pm
its pretty obvious who’s a white guy and insecure about their penis size. for those white guys who aren’t welcome to the magnum club!
Reason | September 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Wow, most of you really are superficial –
HATERS.
Just cause you’re not getting dick or pussy doesn’t mean you have to go name calling. If you’re really upset and desperate about the fact that they’re fucking each other – even though consequently that is no business of your own since I doubt anybody is thinking of YOUR ASS HAVING SEX – you do realize she is from The Netherlands…you could probably find a prostitute more or less like her in Amsterdam.
joe | September 22, 2008 at 12:39 pm
#10 Butthead or whatever
Yeah, I’m sure she cares that you’re laughing at her. Don’t hate just because you will never be able to get a hot supermodel let alone chill on some exotic beach with her. And by hot I mean she’s got some of the biggest contracts out there. Yeah, I’m sure she’s crying all the way to the bank. You reek of jealousy and impotence. Go back to your barnyard ’cause manure is the only thing that will mask your rankness.
yukadoozer | September 22, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I agree with the haters. She’s decidedly 2nd rate.
Muke | September 22, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I wonder if his parents are ok with him dating a white woman…jeez the times have changed
CaptainMorgan | September 22, 2008 at 12:43 pm
She looks like she’s 12. Bro better watch out for the fuzz.