Doutzen Kroes in a bikini

September 22nd, 2008 // 321 Comments

These are pics of Dutch model and newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes in Miami. Now, I can already tell what some of you readers are going to say about her boyfriend. C’mon, I read the comments. So, it’s pretty obvious there’s going to be a few of you who will undoubtedly say, “That’s just unacceptable – because she should be in an entirely non-committal sex-based relationship with The Superficial Writer who once made love to a space woman. True story.” To those folks, my deepest thanks and your autographed Martian baby is in the mail.

See shots of Doutzen’s Victoria’s Secret debut here which now look even more ridiculously airbrushed.

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  1. jenny

    He could do better…

  2. Nethelands, Switzerland etc…free spirits in those countries…

  3. laney

    i’d do ‘em both.

  4. Miss Swan

    She look-a like-a man.

  5. they could both do better

  6. joey

    i wanna say something b4 the usual racist comments start, he is a handsome guy and she is a beautifulgirl and they look good together and anyone who doesn’t like him because of his colour is another ignorant and pathetic fool. and who cares? they certainly don’t so keep on with your predicted folish remarks as you have nothing else beta to do with your pathetic lives

  7. kitty_kat

    @#2 & #5- I think you’re right!

  8. Markus

    Don’t forget the “BBC factor,” and I’m not referring to the British Broadcasting Company…

  9. venomhed

    n!gger lover. What a waste! Any woman that dates a black guy is low class. Black guys are friggin scum bags that cheat, have the most STD’s, no money and talk the most BS. When a woman goes out with one of “them” everyone laughs at them.

    Gross.

  10. twizlah

    even by dutch standards she has a stupid name. would you really want to yell out “doutzen” while making nice-nice? methinks not.

  11. Slut

    In pic#1, that is one gross leg in the back

  12. Looks like a picture of two men.

  13. Dwayne

    She likes to have a turd stuck up her holes

  14. Jaz

    Poor thing. She’s obviously still very angry at her parents.

  15. Richard Dickerson

    She has the face of Renee Zellwegger and the body of Brooke Hogan. The only thing feminine about her is the long hair.

  16. Huggylaw

    Please remove post #10 from “venomhed”. It is offensive, ignorant and shows the extreme low class of the author. Not only does he have his facts wrong, it also shows how jealous he is of what he can’t have because of his lack of character. I bet he thinks the fact that his relationships, job and life circumstances are unsuccessful are all because of people of a different race. He is sad, pathetic and should crawl back under the rock from whence he came.

  17. Kim

    He is one fine specimen of a black man! I would totally do him. She looks like a 12 year old.

  18. Stefen

    This is the most utterly vile thing I’ve ever seen displayed here! Apparently this misguided aryan is all about simian intercourse! What a vile ape-like biped…go snag yourself a brillo-headed yard ape like yourself and leave the blond women alone…

  19. Andy

    What beach is that??? Must be on the Island of Dr. Moreau. I see a male-female hybrid and a talking monkey.

  20. coffeebean

    What is Barack Obama doing at the beach with a dude in a bikini?

  21. madamepsychosis

    The strangest thing here is that she has bigger breasts under her arms than she does on her chest.

  22. Lorraine

    She is actually really pretty. Renee Zellwegger is hideous & Brooke Hogan would kill for a body like hers so I don’t think comparing her to them was right.
    Her bf is very hot too! It’s sad that Venomhed says that everyone laughs at white girls who date black men. By everyone do you mean ONLY your racist ignorant friends?

  23. Evil

    Is it wrong I looked at the guy first?

  24. Rick springfield

    He has bigger breasts than her and she has a bigger cock than him

  25. Hanz

    the only thing i gotta say about that guy is that we call people like him “A.U.B.” at the gym – All Upper Body. Look at those little chicken legs! If you’re gonna work out, at least do your whole body and not just your arms and chest. So what if he could bench 250-300 lbs. I bet he can’t even squat 100 lbs.! Her legs are bigger than his! haha

  26. Fish dude, Which one are you? Are the you the pasty white guy trying to sniff her butt in the first pic?

  27. Franz

    Look at ze girlie man wit ze tiny girlie legs, goinck to ze beach wit ze pale man. Hear me now und believe me later, ve are goinck to pump YOU UP!

  28. joey

    lol @ making a big deal about interracial relationships in the year 2008. let me guess, are single mothers all whores, also?

  29. joey

    lol @ making a big deal about interracial relationships in the year 2008. let me guess, are single mothers all whores, also?

  30. Rock

    Mudshark Alert!!

  31. Jim

    I wouldn’t fuck that niggerlovin’ tranny with Travis Barker’s roasted dick.

  32. Michael Jackson

    Right on, #30! I’m glad somebody finally gets it. Let’s all sing along with “joey”, my newest BFF (best fag forever):

    We are the world
    We are the children
    We are the ones who make a brighter day
    So let’s start giving
    There’s a choice we’re making
    We’re saving our own lives
    It’s true we’ll make a better day
    Just you and me

  33. supersex

    #32

    hahahahaha

    preach it brother….

  34. Fat Chicks Suck

    She’s decent looking – better than most women I see on the beach. I’m not sure she’s Victoria’s Secret-worthy, though.

    As far as the dude…it’s unfortunate that a lot of black guys do treat women like crap. They go after white women with self-esteem issues because they can get away with it. Of course not all of them do…and I think it’s ignorant to assume so. There’s people of all races that treat women like crap. This guy doesn’t give off the gangster-wannabe vibe to me. I definitely give this guy the benefit of the doubt. I realize it’s a percentages game but once you start generalizing you’re crossing a line.

  35. John

    I dont know about you guys and about our dear Superficial writer but I definately can see some small nice nipples through that bikini on picture 1, 2 & 3. Waky Waky.

  36. Pat

    Don’t you hate it when you take a HUGE dump before going to the beach, and then it climbs out of the toilet and follows you there and tries to talk to you?

  37. This country have more mix children than any other region, I think its time for Racist to use reverse psychology…

  38. Damn that man is FINE. You are all just jealous!

  39. lohanseightball

    She lika da hawt shawclit!

  40. coincidence?

    “This country have more mix children than any other region” and it’s in a steep decline.

  41. joey-the real one

    hey no.30 u stole my name

    and to michael jackson u are by ureself on that one

    i knew the racist comments would come and keep them flowing cos doutzen and her bf are hurting o so bad. o no you called her a nigger loving tranny and you called him a monkey im sure they are crying loudly into their millions while you scrimp and save to make ends meet life is a bitch! ey

  42. joey-the real one

    hey no.30 u stole my name

    and to michael jackson u are by ureself on that one

    i knew the racist comments would come and keep them flowing cos doutzen and her bf are hurting o so bad. o no you called her a nigger loving tranny and you called him a monkey im sure they are crying loudly into their millions while you scrimp and save to make ends meet life is a bitch! ey

  43. UK_Matt

    @26 So you spend a lot of time with the ‘fellas’ checking out other guys at the gym do you?

    Interesting life choice.

  44. guy

    its pretty obvious who’s a white guy and insecure about their penis size. for those white guys who aren’t welcome to the magnum club!

  45. Reason

    Wow, most of you really are superficial –

    HATERS.

    Just cause you’re not getting dick or pussy doesn’t mean you have to go name calling. If you’re really upset and desperate about the fact that they’re fucking each other – even though consequently that is no business of your own since I doubt anybody is thinking of YOUR ASS HAVING SEX – you do realize she is from The Netherlands…you could probably find a prostitute more or less like her in Amsterdam.

  46. joe

    #10 Butthead or whatever

    Yeah, I’m sure she cares that you’re laughing at her. Don’t hate just because you will never be able to get a hot supermodel let alone chill on some exotic beach with her. And by hot I mean she’s got some of the biggest contracts out there. Yeah, I’m sure she’s crying all the way to the bank. You reek of jealousy and impotence. Go back to your barnyard ’cause manure is the only thing that will mask your rankness.

  47. yukadoozer

    I agree with the haters. She’s decidedly 2nd rate.

  48. Muke

    I wonder if his parents are ok with him dating a white woman…jeez the times have changed

  49. CaptainMorgan

    She looks like she’s 12. Bro better watch out for the fuzz.

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