Doutzen Kroes Wore Another Bikini And Other News

June 20th, 2012 // 23 Comments

- Newly Single Chivettes, but I can’t seem to find the field where you enter your credit card information… [theCHIVE]

- Apparently no one can criticize Girls unless it’s James Franco. [Lainey Gossip]

- Adorable The Avengers Fan Art (Spoiler Alert: Loki’s gay in almost of them. But adorably gay!) [BuzzFeed]

- Nick Stahl is missing again. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- Kristen Stewart apparently thinks she has an ass. [Popoholic]

- Ewoks be masturbating. (Not a Snooki post.) [FilmDrunk]

- No idea who Denise Milani is, but she looks.. smart. [Hollywood Tuna]


- Sara Jean Underwood is still tweeting her breasts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ryan Reynolds apparently does nothing but bake pies and bang Blake Lively in upstate New York now even though he made Green Lantern. YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS!!! [Celebslam]

- Jim Carrey backed out of the Dumb and Dumber sequel, so just assume he didn’t want to relive living with Jenny McCarthy. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Looking stylish, whatever the bikini

  2. YoMamma

    At the risk of sounding like Tony, this chick needs a sandwich. She looks disgustingly thin.

    • Nina

      She’s not disgustingly thin. She’s disgustingly toned. If she just cooled off at the gym a bit and her stomach looked a little less jagged, she would look perfectly normal at this weight.

    • Mike Walker

      She needs a doutzen krullers.

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    “Bitch,” thought the bitch in the back.

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    a rare example of a VS model who’d be hotter in a 1-piece

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    Too skinny. And not in a hot, Crossfit chick kind of way.

  6. oh yeah

    Hmm I like her with a bit more meat on her bones, but even so, she’s still the most beautiful VS model out there.

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    fresh as a daisy. :D

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    Gorgeous woman, but needs to gain a few…she looks too thin in the torso and hip area, and her boobies are gone :(

    • kimmykimkim

      I agree. She needs to eat some healthy fats. Like some pistachios or almonds or something. I like it when girls are toned but they have just a little tummy fat. That can be sexy.

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    Her abs are rock hard….props for the hard work

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    i actually dont like her body, she has no hips no curves she looks like a boy in a bikini….

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    I don’t think it counts as ‘wearing’ the bikini if it’s just cloth whipping against a flag pole.

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    There was a time you had to be a heroin addict to look as shitty as this.

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    How the fuck do you pronounce her name?

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    If someone gave her blueberry tea, we could use her as a thermometer.

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    Zoom in and you can finally see a bit of CELLULITE. She’s human, aight.

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    Who is she?

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    omh she got so skinny…

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