Doutzen Kroes is Leggy and Other News

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- Here’s Kate Upton dancing in a bikini. Tell your boss I apologize for your lack of effort today. [theCHIVE]

- And here she is modeling lingerie. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Kate Upton owns the goddamn Internet today. Just accept it. [Heavy]

- John Goodman and Roseanne Barr are going back to the well. [Huffington Post]

- Oprah’s network is taking a huge dump. [Dlisted]

- Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend seems like a rational guy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is now one step closer to making a Victoria’s Secret model wax a tortoise shell in her underwear. USA! [FilmDrunk]

- Micaela Schaefer proves that being a DJ requires no skill whatsoever. [Hollywood Tuna]

- At this point Hilary Duff is going to give birth to a toddler. [Popoholic]

- Amber Riley > Jennifer Hudson. (Glee is still dogshit in the rain.) [TooFab]

- Rumer Willis is not having a great year. [TMZ]

- Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2012: Ranking This Year’s Rookies [Bleacher Report]

- Al Sharpton thinks the NYPD is spreading gay rumors about him. No, really. [Bossip]

- Liam Hemsworth on how pretending to love Miley Cyrus made him fall in love with her. [Just Jared]

- Mattel, if you toy with my emotions again this time, I swear to you I will have my revenge. [Starpulse]

- 25 People Who Think Whitney Houston Was Stung To Death By Wasps: I don’t even care if these are real or not. [BuzzFeed]

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