“Aw, no Tinker Toys?” – Justin Bieber
Imagine you’re a little kid who somehow completely forgot it was Christmas and woke up one day to find your living room stuffed to the gills with presents and you’ll have a pretty good idea of what my morning’s been like minus a full hour crying in front of the mirror about Jon Hamm’s penis not appreciating how handsome you are in certain lights. So here’s Rihanna, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Doutzen Kroes at last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show for your clicking pleasure. Also, I forgot to include Erin Heatherton, but Leonardo DiCaprio dumped her so does she even exist anymore or did she ever really at all? These are the philosophical quandaries I present to you because I’m deep and shit.
Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN
STOP FUCKING INSERTING PICS OF THIS WOMAN IN THE MIDDLE!
I really don’t care for this dude.
Done!
Lord have mercy. o_O
Sometimes I don’t like the weird things they add to the underwear.
“you’re next”
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
which reminds me, what ever happened to the Crypt Keeper? miss that guy.
How many of these women has DiCaprio banged?
All of them
Some girls have a boobie-do, this us my first nose-do.
Mind the gap!
Since we’re getting picky…Her boobs seem a bit…off?
Wonky!
she’s WALKING, things move while walking, try watching a catwalk, as the hips move from side to side as they do, everything else moves. also why expect things to be 100% equal round, no too boobs are the same, unless they are fake dumbass
Uh… Where’s Lindsay Ellingson? She looked hot!
sweet Jebus.
the legendary rag-eater
I don’t care if I get downvoted, I would love to violate that ass repeatedly. I can’t believe she already shot out a kid.
OMG her stomach is HORRIBLE… i hope that’s airbrushed on… if it is the person who thought to do that was stupid.
Used to be a man. That’s the only explanation. Looks like medical science has finally addressed the Adam’s apple conundrum. Yay, progress.
The world is full of puffy, overfed women whose idea of exercise is walking down a flight of stairs. For that reason I have no time for anyone complaining about women who keep themselves slim and in shape. In fact, why don’t the lot of you just shut up?
Come to Butthead.
Does the crotch of that suit actually attach inside her vag?
Sigh, I’m going to go punch my wife now.
God, I’ve missed the Antler Dance!
Doutzen you has a Bonner yet?
I beat off about men!
I jack off about dudes!
I masturbate my anus about guys!
For all you losers out there who know nothing about working out. YOU CAN ONLY GET ABS LIKE THAT WORKING OUT. Those are not starving abs. Those abs have been fed plenty of protein/food and sit ups. Now take your fat hides to the gym. lol
‘GIRLS! I located the kraft cart…CHARGE!!!!!!!!!
Anyone knows what bra this is? Love the lace and the color
It’s the Angel Fantasies Push-up, but that specific color isn’t available right now. There’s one that’s similar, though, but more nude colored.
looks like tranny
so overrated.
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I think she is incredibly sexy, tranny or not
Yeeeaaaah work that mic, Rhianna.
Please people, has America got so fat that we have completely forgotten what the human body is supposed to look like?????? Those are badass, she worked her ass of abs as well as having good genes, eating right and being naturally thin. I wish people would get off these fashion models. ITS FASHION, its never practical and its not realistic but her JOB is to look amazing and she does.
Its the corset that is making her boobs look off, she is in mid walk on the runway and corset is stiff and making her boobs look off
Nicest booty in the whole VS line-up!
Gorgeous body! Gorgeous!
Its called a bad picture angle. And who wants to see fat models in underwear, why is everyone bitching about how thin they are. If you were going to be on TV in front of millions in a bra and panties I am sure you would do anything to get as skinny as possible before.
My girl Alessandra! Always looks perfect and on point.
Wow, Doutzen has really been working out. Get it girl!
Her face is meh to me. Can never even remember her name. Although she is VS girl with the best body.
I keep waiting for her face to mature past Fetus, and I’m starting to think it’s just not going to happen. But her baby boy is very gorgeous.
Luv Rhi, but I wish she’d lose the glasses.
Alessandra’s face is starting to look a bit too sharp. :( So sad, I love her.
Doutzen is the fantasy for unattainable pin-up gorgeousness.
I’m just going to sob on the elliptical while looking at this picture….and eating a donut.
Not to insult Doutzen, but from this angle her face eerily resembles the Olsen twins.
None of these girls are equal to Karen Mulder, Stephanie Seymour and others from the 80′s and 90′s.
Doutzen Kroes ass is fat from a baby and all the black pounding it’s received.
Okey dokey, count me in as a mom-crotch afficionado now.