The 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

November 8th, 2012 // 123 Comments

“Aw, no Tinker Toys?” – Justin Bieber

Imagine you’re a little kid who somehow completely forgot it was Christmas and woke up one day to find your living room stuffed to the gills with presents and you’ll have a pretty good idea of what my morning’s been like minus a full hour crying in front of the mirror about Jon Hamm’s penis not appreciating how handsome you are in certain lights. So here’s Rihanna, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Doutzen Kroes at last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show for your clicking pleasure. Also, I forgot to include Erin Heatherton, but Leonardo DiCaprio dumped her so does she even exist anymore or did she ever really at all? These are the philosophical quandaries I present to you because I’m deep and shit.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    cc
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    STOP FUCKING INSERTING PICS OF THIS WOMAN IN THE MIDDLE!

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    real
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    I really don’t care for this dude.

  3. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    bobthebob
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    Done!

  4. Candice Swanepoel The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    real
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    Lord have mercy. o_O

  5. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    oisjafsdk
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    Sometimes I don’t like the weird things they add to the underwear.

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    chicka
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    “you’re next”
    MUAHAHAHAHAHA

    which reminds me, what ever happened to the Crypt Keeper? miss that guy.

  7. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    cabora
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    How many of these women has DiCaprio banged?

  8. Candice Swanepoel The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Some girls have a boobie-do, this us my first nose-do.

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Mind the gap!

  10. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Since we’re getting picky…Her boobs seem a bit…off?

    • katie

      Wonky!

    • derp

      she’s WALKING, things move while walking, try watching a catwalk, as the hips move from side to side as they do, everything else moves. also why expect things to be 100% equal round, no too boobs are the same, unless they are fake dumbass

  11. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    Boo
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    Uh… Where’s Lindsay Ellingson? She looked hot!

  12. Candice Swanepoel The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    Col. Bat Guano
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    sweet Jebus.

  13. Candice Swanepoel The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    trololo
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    the legendary rag-eater

  14. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    I don’t care if I get downvoted, I would love to violate that ass repeatedly. I can’t believe she already shot out a kid.

  15. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    Kitty
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    OMG her stomach is HORRIBLE… i hope that’s airbrushed on… if it is the person who thought to do that was stupid.

  16. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    Yoda Mann
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    Used to be a man. That’s the only explanation. Looks like medical science has finally addressed the Adam’s apple conundrum. Yay, progress.

  17. welldoneson

    The world is full of puffy, overfed women whose idea of exercise is walking down a flight of stairs. For that reason I have no time for anyone complaining about women who keep themselves slim and in shape. In fact, why don’t the lot of you just shut up?

  18. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    cruelbutler
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    Come to Butthead.

  19. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    cruelbutler
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    Does the crotch of that suit actually attach inside her vag?

  20. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    cruelbutler
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    Sigh, I’m going to go punch my wife now.

  21. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    God, I’ve missed the Antler Dance!

  22. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Doutzen you has a Bonner yet?

  23. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    Man
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    I beat off about men!

  24. Candice Swanepoel The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    Dude
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    I jack off about dudes!

  25. Candice Swanepoel The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    Guy
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    I masturbate my anus about guys!

  26. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    Hercules
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    For all you losers out there who know nothing about working out. YOU CAN ONLY GET ABS LIKE THAT WORKING OUT. Those are not starving abs. Those abs have been fed plenty of protein/food and sit ups. Now take your fat hides to the gym. lol

  27. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    smartepanz
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    ‘GIRLS! I located the kraft cart…CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

  28. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    PJ
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    Anyone knows what bra this is? Love the lace and the color

    • Krissy

      It’s the Angel Fantasies Push-up, but that specific color isn’t available right now. There’s one that’s similar, though, but more nude colored.

  29. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    anonym
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    looks like tranny

    so overrated.

  30. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    Anonym too
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    Anonym

    I think she is incredibly sexy, tranny or not

  31. Rihanna The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    katie
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    Yeeeaaaah work that mic, Rhianna.

  32. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Please people, has America got so fat that we have completely forgotten what the human body is supposed to look like?????? Those are badass, she worked her ass of abs as well as having good genes, eating right and being naturally thin. I wish people would get off these fashion models. ITS FASHION, its never practical and its not realistic but her JOB is to look amazing and she does.

  33. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Its the corset that is making her boobs look off, she is in mid walk on the runway and corset is stiff and making her boobs look off

  34. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Nicest booty in the whole VS line-up!

  35. Candice Swanepoel The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Gorgeous body! Gorgeous!

  36. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Its called a bad picture angle. And who wants to see fat models in underwear, why is everyone bitching about how thin they are. If you were going to be on TV in front of millions in a bra and panties I am sure you would do anything to get as skinny as possible before.

  37. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    My girl Alessandra! Always looks perfect and on point.

  38. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Wow, Doutzen has really been working out. Get it girl!

  39. Candice Swanepoel The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Her face is meh to me. Can never even remember her name. Although she is VS girl with the best body.

  40. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    I keep waiting for her face to mature past Fetus, and I’m starting to think it’s just not going to happen. But her baby boy is very gorgeous.

  41. Rihanna The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Luv Rhi, but I wish she’d lose the glasses.

  42. Alessandra Ambrosio The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Alessandra’s face is starting to look a bit too sharp. :( So sad, I love her.

  43. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Doutzen is the fantasy for unattainable pin-up gorgeousness.

  44. Candice Swanepoel The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    fat christina aguilera
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    I’m just going to sob on the elliptical while looking at this picture….and eating a donut.

  45. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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    Not to insult Doutzen, but from this angle her face eerily resembles the Olsen twins.

  46. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Beiber'sgay
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    None of these girls are equal to Karen Mulder, Stephanie Seymour and others from the 80′s and 90′s.

  47. Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    Beiber'sgay
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    Doutzen Kroes ass is fat from a baby and all the black pounding it’s received.

  48. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Okey dokey, count me in as a mom-crotch afficionado now.

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