The 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2012

“Aw, no Tinker Toys?” – Justin Bieber

Imagine you’re a little kid who somehow completely forgot it was Christmas and woke up one day to find your living room stuffed to the gills with presents and you’ll have a pretty good idea of what my morning’s been like minus a full hour crying in front of the mirror about Jon Hamm’s penis not appreciating how handsome you are in certain lights. So here’s Rihanna, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Doutzen Kroes at last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show for your clicking pleasure. Also, I forgot to include Erin Heatherton, but Leonardo DiCaprio dumped her so does she even exist anymore or did she ever really at all? These are the philosophical quandaries I present to you because I’m deep and shit.

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