It’s Doutzen Kroes In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2013

- Viggo Mortensen reaffirms his awesomeness by not giving a fuck about the new pope. [Lainey Gossip]

- Shirtless Zack Morris, anyone? [Dlisted]

- In case Doutzen Kroes’ monumental ass wasn’t enough. [theCHIVE]

- Kim Kardashian knows Amanda Bynes is a popular search term. Whores that shit. [TooFab]

- Marriage is clearly a sacred institution we shouldn’t let the gays into. Just look at all this sacredness.[BuzzFeed]

- Lena Headey poses for Esquire. [Popoholic]

- Ashley Greene’s condo burnt down, and, uh, you probably shouldn’t click on this if you’re a pet lover. [IDLYITW]

- In the meantime, just look at Genevieve Morton in lingerie, Ashley Greene. That’ll make it all better. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Much like we did last week, Nick who runs Celebslam, and one of the goddamn nicest guys in this biz, got his server balls kicked in and hasn’t been able to update since Friday, so pop on over and give him a click for me, will ya? I’ll be your best friend. [Celebslam]

- And now that I’m done being all sentimental, here’s Caroline Wozniacki in next to nothing. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Brandi Glanville is giving dating advice now. Oh, good. [Amy Grindhouse]

- New Zealand hates Ben Affleck for bringing up they were kind of dicks in Argo. [FilmDrunk]

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