Doutzen Kroes & Lindsay Ellingson in Bikinis and Other News

March 28th, 2011 // 28 Comments

- Sean Penn brought Scarlett Johansson to Reese Witherspoon‘s wedding. [Popeater]

- Teen Mom Jenelle Evans arrested for white trash brawlin’. [Celebslam]

- Kingston Rossdale is dressing himself now. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Biel wanted to be Lois Lane. [Lainey Gossip]

- Fergie actually looking like a woman. [Hollywood Tuna]

- While Taylor Momsen pretends she’s a legal one. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Natalie Portman knows how to promote a film. [Popoholic]

- Alexander Skarsgard really doesn’t look like a drug addict now. [Just Jared]

- Cee-Lo Green is the Incredible Hulk. [Bossip]

- Richard Simmons just made the no-fly list. [BuzzFeed]

- Hugh Jackman does Bollywood. [Moe Jackson]

- Celebrities getting trashed in Vegas. Whee! [TooFab]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

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  1. Isitin

    Ugly chick.

  2. dpbefun


  3. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Hubba Hubba
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    Wowzers! I see veins in them thingys! Me likey!

  4. LJ

    Nice to see that tits (albeit covered tits) are making a come (no pun intended) back on this site.

  5. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    Big fan of shots from this angle. They deserve to be featured more often on your site. Good job Fish.

  6. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    Seriously, is she not human or something? Her tummy is flat as a board and she gave birth just a while ago! You can only tell from the boobs, because she never had this much, but other than that her body looks just the way it did pre-baby. I just wish she hadn’t given her kid a name that sounds like a disease.

  7. ThisisnotTigerWoods

    Who and who??

  8. Lindsay Ellingson Bikini
    Ass Fetish Hitler
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    Achtung, Baby!

  9. H

    Doutzen Kroes demonstrates that the best way to cut down on post-baby belly fat is to have your torso removed entirely.

    • mel

      now that you mention it, the picture does seem bizzare. at the same time i’d love to jackhammer doutzen’s tootsin.

  10. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    mouth-wateringly beautiful

  11. Lindsay Ellingson Bikini
    Ass Fetish Hitler
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    Das ist eine fantastiche fartenboxen!

  12. Lindsay Ellingson Bikini
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    Is she wearing this toilet paper bikini… or is it wearing her?

  13. Lindsay Ellingson Bikini
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    Earthquakes continue to devastate coastal areas, as seen in this recent photograph of a little-known particularly boring looking statue being knocked from its footing by the tide.

  14. LMAO @momsen’s heels. She’s getting taller by the photo. By july she’s gona be onstage with big ol’ uncle sam stilts

  15. Rough--There will be no fighting in the war room

    I wonder who would win in a fight between broken values white trash mom Janelle Evans and Richard Simmons…

  16. Unfortunately for Jessica Biel, the producers insisted that Lois Lane be less muscular than Superman.

  17. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    She needs sunscreen, that looks painful

  18. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
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    Milk boobs are hot!

  19. DKNY

    I have a sudden urge to be breast fed.

  20. the one

    just remember: SHE IS FROM THE NETHERLANDS, folks!!

  21. Lindsay Ellingson Bikini
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    Can someone tell me who the fck are these two

  22. Lindsay Ellingson Bikini
    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    must have been one hell of a fart

  23. Boo

    That is NOT Lindsay Ellingson

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