Doug Reinhardt owns Hollywood now, Amanda Bynes

March 13th, 2009 // 152 Comments

After only dating for a few weeks, Doug Reinhardt is already using his new-found Paris Power to make Amanda Bynes’ life a living hell. And by living hell I mean getting her barred from nightclubs. Page Six reports:

Starlet Amanda Bynes was refused entry to LA’s Club H’Wood the other night, causing some celebrity blogs to dub her “desperate” and “clamoring” to get in. What they didn’t note was that reality star/doorman Frankie Delgado was out front and “wouldn’t let Amanda in because his best pal Doug Reinhardt [Bynes' ex and Paris Hilton's current beau] was inside,” said our source.

Two ice cream cones? $5.
Dating Paris Hilton? One charred penis.
Settling a petty score with Amanda Bynes? Priceless.

Herpes: Don’t Leave Home Without It.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. fast

    second!

  2. Lys

    I bet she can’t even write her own name… My god she looks dumb.

  3. Allen's Woody

    And this guy is thinking that Paris is a real conquest?

  4. therapture

    first. shes a whore in training.

  5. therapture

    ok, fourth. shes still a whore in training.

  6. Zanna

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  7. amy

    What is the deal with her always wearing those ugly hairbands in every single picture? I mean, really?

  8. Epiphany

    Paris’s feet are so gross

  9. Giddy

    The headbands actually help hold her wonky eye in place..

  10. @2 Yeah, but she can suck start a Harley and she does not have herpes..

  11. Don

    He looks like a gay guy.

  12. Pacoton

    Who the FUCK is Doug Reinhardt?

  13. Jrz

    YAAAAAAWN
    What is this story about?

  14. Mike Hawk

    Dude went from bad to worse.

  15. Mike Hawk

    Dude went from bad to worse.

  16. sin

    Who in the hell would take Paris hilton over Amanda Bynes?

  17. kevin

    LMAO
    i think they perfectly match together.
    check this stuff about doug
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  18. kevin

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  19. kevin

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  20. kevin

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  21. kevin

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  22. kevin

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  23. kevin

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  24. Deacon Jones

    My Whore-o-Meter 3000 just peaked.

    I would LOVE to hit this. Bikini pics of this broad, STAT!

  25. Jrz

    God Damn, Kevin…..be patient with the Post Your Comment key

  26. Dooley

    In that last picture she reminds me of a Barbie doll

  27. Danielle

    I don’t see this bird ever getting married. Unless the guy is already dead.

  28. Bringbackbabalu

    Can you really blame him? If you fucked it up with Amanda Bynes and got stuck with Paris Hilton, and somehow didn’t euthanize yourself within hours, a reminder of how far you have fallen (ie- Amanda Bynes down to Paris Hilton) would really suck. Do you need a reminder that you are with Paris Hilton? Why would anyone even want to be in her life?

  29. Zanna

    KEVIN SWITCH TO DECAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. heyyou

    I prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating with a few rich business men on a cel ebrity and weal thy rom an ce s it e”C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M” in the past weeks. Good luck!

  31. The White Urkel

    Only a homo would pick Paris over Amanda.

    In other news from the Wall Street Journal today:

    Polling data show that Mr. Obama’s approval rating is dropping and is below where George W. Bush was in an analogous period in 2001.

  32. Venom

    Doug Renhardt’s dad invented the frozen burritio, yes it sounds as lame as it is even though it is profitable.

    Yeah, Doug, you really won… now you have HERPES, forever.

    Awesome trade….

  33. #29 – HAHAHAHA

    #31 – Polling data shows your “I’m a cock” rating is way above where you stood lastyear.

  34. lovekicks

    her face looks.. difficult

  35. Nichole

    You really think two ice cream cones is only $5?

  36. Zanna

    @33. Thank you, thank you…..

    @31. They made this website just for you

    http://www.dickipedia.org/

  37. Harry

    Amanda Bynes looks like a great “weekend girl”.

  38. Sid

    #31 – I didn’t even know George Bush had an anal period in 2001. Cheney must have been a little too vigorous.

  39. GuyHolly

    Looks to me like a fat chick trapped in a skinny chicks body.

  40. Autumn

    Did the other Superficial writer die? – because the posts lately haven’t been funny. Did he really use the American Express gag?

  41. Anon

    @16 My thoughts exactly.

  42. She's plastic folks

    I hate Paris.
    Amanda looks unreal. Like she’s had plastic surgery. Her color is off in her hair and her skin. Her skirt is almost up to her genitals. She’s pathetic. She desperately wants to be taken as a sexpot.
    FAIL

  43. Amanda really need to make a sextape. I love those legs!!!

  44. your mom

    amanda is soooo much hotter than paris, you shouldn’t even be able to compare them, and douche, i mean doug, likes the burning sensation he gets when he pees, that’s why he switched girls

  45. Valerie

    I thought Amanda dumped Doug?

  46. id rather fuck amanda bynes than that ogre feet having paris anyday.

  47. Frank N. Stein

    He downgraded big time though I’m sure his wallet has been upgraded.

  48. confused

    who the hell is he? he doesn’t even have a wikipedia page….

  49. IHJI96

    Amanda Bynes dumped his nobody ass.

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