After only dating for a few weeks, Doug Reinhardt is already using his new-found Paris Power to make Amanda Bynes’ life a living hell. And by living hell I mean getting her barred from nightclubs. Page Six reports:
Starlet Amanda Bynes was refused entry to LA’s Club H’Wood the other night, causing some celebrity blogs to dub her “desperate” and “clamoring” to get in. What they didn’t note was that reality star/doorman Frankie Delgado was out front and “wouldn’t let Amanda in because his best pal Doug Reinhardt [Bynes' ex and Paris Hilton's current beau] was inside,” said our source.
Two ice cream cones? $5.
Dating Paris Hilton? One charred penis.
Settling a petty score with Amanda Bynes? Priceless.
Herpes: Don’t Leave Home Without It.
Photos: Flynet
fast | March 13, 2009 at 1:23 pm
second!
Lys | March 13, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I bet she can’t even write her own name… My god she looks dumb.
Allen's Woody | March 13, 2009 at 1:25 pm
And this guy is thinking that Paris is a real conquest?
therapture | March 13, 2009 at 1:25 pm
first. shes a whore in training.
therapture | March 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm
ok, fourth. shes still a whore in training.
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm
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amy | March 13, 2009 at 1:30 pm
What is the deal with her always wearing those ugly hairbands in every single picture? I mean, really?
Epiphany | March 13, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Paris’s feet are so gross
Giddy | March 13, 2009 at 1:34 pm
The headbands actually help hold her wonky eye in place..
Jimbo | March 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm
@2 Yeah, but she can suck start a Harley and she does not have herpes..
Don | March 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm
He looks like a gay guy.
Pacoton | March 13, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Who the FUCK is Doug Reinhardt?
Jrz | March 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm
YAAAAAAWN
What is this story about?
Mike Hawk | March 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Dude went from bad to worse.
Mike Hawk | March 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Dude went from bad to worse.
sin | March 13, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Who in the hell would take Paris hilton over Amanda Bynes?
kevin | March 13, 2009 at 1:48 pm
LMAO
i think they perfectly match together.
check this stuff about doug
http://thedirty.com/?p=128282
kevin | March 13, 2009 at 1:48 pm
LMAO
i think they perfectly match together.
check this stuff about doug
http://thedirty.com/?p=128282
kevin | March 13, 2009 at 1:48 pm
LMAO
i think they perfectly match together.
check this stuff about doug
http://thedirty.com/?p=128282
kevin | March 13, 2009 at 1:48 pm
LMAO
i think they perfectly match together.
check this stuff about doug
http://thedirty.com/?p=128282
kevin | March 13, 2009 at 1:48 pm
LMAO
i think they perfectly match together.
check this stuff about doug
http://thedirty.com/?p=128282
kevin | March 13, 2009 at 1:48 pm
LMAO
i think they perfectly match together.
check this stuff about doug
http://thedirty.com/?p=128282
kevin | March 13, 2009 at 1:48 pm
LMAO
i think they perfectly match together.
check this stuff about doug
http://thedirty.com/?p=128282
Deacon Jones | March 13, 2009 at 1:49 pm
My Whore-o-Meter 3000 just peaked.
I would LOVE to hit this. Bikini pics of this broad, STAT!
Jrz | March 13, 2009 at 1:51 pm
God Damn, Kevin…..be patient with the Post Your Comment key
Dooley | March 13, 2009 at 1:51 pm
In that last picture she reminds me of a Barbie doll
Danielle | March 13, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I don’t see this bird ever getting married. Unless the guy is already dead.
Bringbackbabalu | March 13, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Can you really blame him? If you fucked it up with Amanda Bynes and got stuck with Paris Hilton, and somehow didn’t euthanize yourself within hours, a reminder of how far you have fallen (ie- Amanda Bynes down to Paris Hilton) would really suck. Do you need a reminder that you are with Paris Hilton? Why would anyone even want to be in her life?
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 1:59 pm
KEVIN SWITCH TO DECAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyyou | March 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating with a few rich business men on a cel ebrity and weal thy rom an ce s it e”C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M” in the past weeks. Good luck!
The White Urkel | March 13, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Only a homo would pick Paris over Amanda.
In other news from the Wall Street Journal today:
Polling data show that Mr. Obama’s approval rating is dropping and is below where George W. Bush was in an analogous period in 2001.
Venom | March 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Doug Renhardt’s dad invented the frozen burritio, yes it sounds as lame as it is even though it is profitable.
Yeah, Doug, you really won… now you have HERPES, forever.
Awesome trade….
RichPort's Ghost | March 13, 2009 at 2:22 pm
#29 – HAHAHAHA
#31 – Polling data shows your “I’m a cock” rating is way above where you stood lastyear.
lovekicks | March 13, 2009 at 2:27 pm
her face looks.. difficult
Nichole | March 13, 2009 at 2:29 pm
You really think two ice cream cones is only $5?
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 2:32 pm
@33. Thank you, thank you…..
@31. They made this website just for you
http://www.dickipedia.org/
Harry | March 13, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Amanda Bynes looks like a great “weekend girl”.
Sid | March 13, 2009 at 2:37 pm
#31 – I didn’t even know George Bush had an anal period in 2001. Cheney must have been a little too vigorous.
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Fucking GROSS.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/jamie_kennedy/well_that_was_quick_jamie_kennedy_confirms_he_and_jennifer_love_hewitt_are_more_than_in_love-03132009.php
GuyHolly | March 13, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Looks to me like a fat chick trapped in a skinny chicks body.
Autumn | March 13, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Did the other Superficial writer die? – because the posts lately haven’t been funny. Did he really use the American Express gag?
Anon | March 13, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@16 My thoughts exactly.
She's plastic folks | March 13, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I hate Paris.
Amanda looks unreal. Like she’s had plastic surgery. Her color is off in her hair and her skin. Her skirt is almost up to her genitals. She’s pathetic. She desperately wants to be taken as a sexpot.
FAIL
techman | March 13, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Amanda really need to make a sextape. I love those legs!!!
your mom | March 13, 2009 at 3:29 pm
amanda is soooo much hotter than paris, you shouldn’t even be able to compare them, and douche, i mean doug, likes the burning sensation he gets when he pees, that’s why he switched girls
Valerie | March 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I thought Amanda dumped Doug?
azzman | March 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
id rather fuck amanda bynes than that ogre feet having paris anyday.
Frank N. Stein | March 13, 2009 at 4:29 pm
He downgraded big time though I’m sure his wallet has been upgraded.
confused | March 13, 2009 at 4:30 pm
who the hell is he? he doesn’t even have a wikipedia page….
IHJI96 | March 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Amanda Bynes dumped his nobody ass.