Doug Reinhardt looks about right

By: The Superficial / June 4, 2010

Friendly Advice: When you somehow manage to convince Miss World United States 2008 into going out with you despite a vast public record of you spelunking for crabs, you should probably lay off the flagrant crotch scratching. You might as well yell “I HAVE HERPES!” in her face before mentioning your doctor won’t rule out leprosy yet.