Doug Reinhardt looks about right

June 4th, 2010 // 37 Comments

Friendly Advice: When you somehow manage to convince Miss World United States 2008 into going out with you despite a vast public record of you spelunking for crabs, you should probably lay off the flagrant crotch scratching. You might as well yell “I HAVE HERPES!” in her face before mentioning your doctor won’t rule out leprosy yet.

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  1. immune

    bodysuit type thing and moderately high-waisted jeans? what is this, 1995? i want whale tail!!!

  2. Deacon Jones

    Hmm, moving up in the world, compared to that “OK, it’s 2:30 am and Im fucking someone here tonight” chick he shagged last month.

  3. gogo

    who is this guy and why does he matter?

  4. Rush

    After all that scratching in front of the paparazzi, his fly is open.

  5. Gotcha

    Pic #8′s unbuttoned crotch would seem to suggest that he needed more access for scratching purposes…

  6. Dean

    She’s not that cute. Cuter than paris…….but nothing special.

  7. Black Dynamite

    Might have to stop coming to superficial, the background ads are becoming very annoying. Accidentally click the background and crazy sh*t happens. :(

  8. Bah. Those chicks are a dime a dozen in LA. That girl is a temporary as Abreva to old Dougie Fresh.

  9. julian

    In related news “jersey shore” creator confirms the entire cast is a giant herpes hole.

  10. g

    Paris looks so pretty in these pics. Normally she looks like a young old lady. What is she doing with Alan Thicke though???

  11. RasputinsLiver

    *

    Who? Doug…who?

    Who is this dude?

    *

  12. Nice mom jeans, you stupid whore.

    The chick’s also got bad jeans.

  13. @ Alex Totally agree. You can walk down Sunset blindfolded and just pick one. Dime a dozen indeed.

  14. Christi

    Why is everyone in LA going for the Oompa Loompa look? It’s only awesome when midgets are orange, people!

  15. Gando

    Did he rise from the ashes like a Phoenix? Yes,he seemingly did.

  16. cellphone

    15
    The only cure for herpes is to burn it down.

  17. Nero

    15
    I guess he’s still working on the resurrection of his penis?

  18. Elle

    Hey he looks familiar! Oh I know, thats the face beside the word “Douchbag” in the dictionary…then again under “diseased”…please die.

  19. Drundel

    Cute blonde, nice ass and looks like real tits (in my links at least).

    http://poonsec.blogspot.com/2008/12/miss-sec-poon-usa.html

  20. Doug is always see in lime light. currently he is seen with his new girlfriend pairs Hilton. So there are many rumors which are related to this stuff. lets see what other people thoughts on this topic.

  21. captain america

    yep, HEERPES WON’T AFFECT YOUR LOOKS!!

  22. çek lan elini h?yar ne yap?yorsun ! (:

  23. OMG

    Seriously we can blame a huge Herpes outbreak on Paris. Have people seen pictures of genital herpes??? It’s seriously gross……. OMG these people have open sores on their privates.. Paris is famous.. is herpes worth it?? YUCK! Now this chick it going to have herpes.. unless they use a condom.. even then.. I wouldn’t go there. He looks to be adjusting his junk.. either that or it’s an outbreak!

  24. I would definitely try to take her out in public as much as possible as well

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