Doug Reinhardt Has Herpes: A Public Service Announcement

April 20th, 2010 // 48 Comments

Here’s Doug Reinhardt scoring some more ass at Industry last night and I feel like I’d be doing a disservice to the community if I didn’t make sure this information was out there:

HIS PENIS WAS IN PARIS HILTON’S VAGINA.
THE VAGINA THAT HAS HERPES.

I mean, you’d think Obama would step in and say something here, but apparently he’s Doug Reinhardt’s goddamn driver which isn’t setting black people back 100 years or anything. “To the Piggly Wiggly, Mr. Reinhar’?”

(I voted for the guy. I’m allowed one Driving Miss Daisy joke.)

Photos: Pandora
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  1. First!

    First!

  2. reggie bush

    He drinks HER PEE ?

  3. Second!

    Second!

  4. Dre Stylz

    You know that chick was gagging on some herpe cock last night. Nice jowles skankbag.

  5. elvis

    first

  6. elvis

    F i R s T !!!

  7. Irene Barcelo

    Does Paris Hilton really have herpes?

  8. Crabby Old Guy

    The larger point is this: Why oh why would any man fuck Paris Hilton – in any of her orifices? She’s not smart. She’s not funny. She doesn’t have a career. She isn’t attractive. So, because of her family, she has money. So what? You really think that fucking this whore is going to get you access to Gramps Hilton’s stash o’ cash? Well, if you are truly that stupid, I guess you deserve what you catch from her.

  9. BUTTER.
    FUCKING.
    FACE.

  10. Deacon Jones

    Straight up whore! Perfect!

    Man do I miss banging these girls at the beach in the summertime…

  11. Kim

    pic #2 is a good sex face.

  12. xylus

    Maybe the chick had AIDs and didn’t care about the herp…

  13. xylus

    Maybe the chick had worse diseases and didn’t care about the herp…

  14. xylus

    Maybe the chick had worse diseases and didn’t care about the herp…

  15. xylus

    Maybe the chick had worse diseases and didn’t care about the herp…

  16. xylus

    Maybe the chick had worse diseases and didn’t care about the herp…

  17. xylus

    Maybe the chick had worse diseases and didn’t care about the herp…

  18. xylus

    Maybe the chick had worse diseases and didn’t care about the herp…

  19. Gweb

    Who’s the duckface jizz repository in the backseat? That is one butt-ugly skank!

  20. Gweb

    Maybe xylus should shut the fuck up!

  21. It's Me Fuckers

    why does it look like they drive in really small cars?

  22. Crabby Old Guy

    WTF – I just realized (by looking at the last picture) that Obama was driving them around! Well that explains why he really didn’t attend the funeral for the Polish President and his wife. It wasn’t all that volcanic ash – it was because he had already lined up a chauffeur gig!

  23. justalittle

    Just a few things….
    1. Who the hell is Doug Reinhardt? Is he famous?
    2. I think herps is the least thing he needs to worry about from catching from Paris
    3. @ Xylus, posting your comment 10 freaking times does not make it any funnier…..you are more of a publicity whore than Montag!

  24. Tek

    I still don’t know who this guy is, nor do I care.

  25. cindy

    he is taking resolveherpes.com product in know i saw it in his room!!!
    He has Herpes!!!!

  26. hahahahah

    does anyone else see photo number 4?

    she’s thinking about much more delicious the herpes from rich people is going to be compared to the normal VD’s she’s used to.

  27. mick

    Herpes or not, I’d fuckin’ LOVE to suck that dude’s dick.
    Seriously.

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  29. nar

    ALL U SUCKERS ARE JEAULOUS BECAUSE THIS GUY IS FUCKING HANDSOME AND RICHHHHHHHHHHH…. GREEN ENVY SUCKERS KILL

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  31. Dont Care

    I really could care less about this douche but I do have questions:
    1. how does one know Hilton has herpes? Must be sort of true-ish because I’m sure if it wasn’t, there would be slander suits going around.
    2. what kind of credit card is that chick holding? Pretty color!
    3. Isn’t this guy that dated Lauren Conrad and is brother to Casey, the new girl from “Laguna Beach”?

  32. Deanna

    BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA HA HA HA … jesus christ .. heh, herpes, paris… … BWA HA HA HA HA

  33. Anne Boolean

    I’m feeling charitable: it’s nice they have a sober driver for their night of debauchery. That’s what everyone with money should do when they go out.

  34. chantell bartolini

    why dont u all go fuck urselfs… dont act like youve never gone home with anyone after a late night… at least she has the ability and balls to score some hot famous cock herpes or not!!! i love you jess!

  35. joshjabuka

    yeah thats one of my best friends…. the paps only put up the ugliest pictures they have, anyone knows that…. well maybe not all you loosers from some lame village town in the middle of nowhere.

  36. tc

    Hasn’t everyone got herpes ? You can’t protect yourself with a condom, you know.

    The only recommendation I have is to go for the ass, and avoid the vagina.

  37. captain america

    thanks, NOW WE ALL KNOW WHY HE LOOKS ALWAYS THIS TIRED.

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  39. I still feel like he’s trading up with these varmints.

    “Driver, can you take us to the White House?”

    “Yes I Can!”

  40. parissucksliterally

    He didn’t fuck her! Paris has only had sex with THREE men! (lmao here- it’s been “three” since before Stavros)

  41. In 1983, he has been “too proud to Horseshoe illness, Chang spent every day to see”, starred in the movie “outsider” and “Rumble Fish.” These two drama, he’s a story heavy, especially the colorful speech was also a time to great acclaim. He’s sexy image for him,

  42. Annie Loves Anal

    Nice to know that Doug finally got that 2×4 unstrapped from his ass, just in time (from the looks of that skank he’s with), needs to go in for a 2×6 fitting. Poor Doug, thought he was seeking fame by banging the richest whore in America, only to discover he is now a joke and whore fodder. @ 35. Not everyone is proud of being a slimy herpes-infested cock sucking whore. That’s the problem with America, standards have gone down the toilet. So why don’t you go pick up “The Situation” and get the clap, you stupid, classless twat.

  43. Why oh why any man would fuck Paris Hilton in any of her orifices -? He is not smart. That’s not funny. He’s not a career. He is not flashy. So, because of his family, he has no money. So what? You really think you for the Damned Whores Hilton grandfather used to stash o ‘cash is going to get? Well, if you really that stupid, I think you caught him you deserve.

  44. IKnow Skank

    I know that skank!

    Her name is Jessie Davidson.

    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/missjessiedavidson

    She’s had sex with well over 200 men in LA (and she is proud of it!), the last of her worries is Herpes. She is only 21 or so. By the time she was 21 she has fake breasts, fake ass, etc. She is very flattered that you all are talking about her, she loves to be in the spot light. She was actually rejected by so many guys at her high school (Palos Verdes Pennsula High) because she did so much meth.

  45. ghd

    oh, beautiful girl.

  46. ghd

    oh, beautiful girl.

  47. Laura Lee

    YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ONE “DRIVING MISS DAISY JOKE” YOU FUCKING RACIST!
    AND DID YOU CHECK WITH YOUR ATTORNEY’S, I DON’T BELIEVE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE SUCH SERIOUS ACCUSATIONS ABOUT SOMEONE, REGARDING THEIR HEALTH, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE PROOF MORON! YOUR SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR A DEFAMATION LAWSUIT IDIOTS!

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