Doug Reinhardt Has Herpes: A Public Service Announcement
Here’s Doug Reinhardt scoring some more ass at Industry last night and I feel like I’d be doing a disservice to the community if I didn’t make sure this information was out there:
HIS PENIS WAS IN PARIS HILTON’S VAGINA.
THE VAGINA THAT HAS HERPES.
I mean, you’d think Obama would step in and say something here, but apparently he’s Doug Reinhardt’s goddamn driver which isn’t setting black people back 100 years or anything. “To the Piggly Wiggly, Mr. Reinhar’?”
(I voted for the guy. I’m allowed one Driving Miss Daisy joke.)