Doug Reinhardt’s rep released the following statement to TMZ regarding his recent breakup with Paris Hilton:
“Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.”
Pretty strong words for a man whose genitals must look like the inside of an ashtray. Nobody sneeze!
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joe green | June 12, 2009 at 11:04 am
first!!
joe green | June 12, 2009 at 11:04 am
first!!
Dushie | June 12, 2009 at 11:05 am
Good luck with your VD, dude!
p0nk | June 12, 2009 at 11:09 am
uh Doug, you already did take part in her media circus, and now you have memories that will last a lifetime … pretty much every time you pee.
farty mcshitface | June 12, 2009 at 11:09 am
joe green must be gay since only homos make an issue of being 1st.
but to the real issue here- dougs dick will probably never work again from all of parisite’s diseases. but hey, that was what he must have wanted.
tcell | June 12, 2009 at 11:15 am
i believe the antichrist will rise is paris ever lays an egg…….
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | June 12, 2009 at 11:18 am
The real question is, who is the older lady behind him in pic #1 with the nipples poking through her dress? She is kind of hot.
YaMum | June 12, 2009 at 11:28 am
I believe the old lady is Paris’s mum, I feel totally gay for knowing that. Hopefully someone will prove me wrong and restore my masculinity.
I’d still hit it, who’s dick isn’t falling off anyway. I really hope she gets together with Ranaldo, they’d suit each other as they are probably the two biggest fu#kwits ever!
Superbiggerevil | June 12, 2009 at 11:31 am
Memo to Dougie:
HIV stays with you forever….like luggage.
Sincerely,
Earvin “Magic” Johnson
Dread not | June 12, 2009 at 11:32 am
- @ Ted Kennedy’s Tumor – June 12, 2009 11:18 AM
The real question is, who is the older lady behind him in pic #1 with the nipples poking through her dress? She is kind of hot.
– Dn: I believe that is Paris’ “skank wrangler”. When things got TOO out of hand with, Paris, skankin’ on, Doug, she made Paris reel “the skank” back in a bit. You know, for decencies sake, and Doug’s health. Whatever little left that there is. Good news for that chick, even with the shitty economy, she’ll have plenty of work with Paris. Talk about, job security!
Careful where you flick you’re spent cigarette ashes, Doug’s memories and shame are in that ashtray.
Duke Steele | June 12, 2009 at 11:42 am
Doesn’t everyone call her a slut? And a pig, a douchebag,a whore,and a herpes infested skank??
Stating the Obvious | June 12, 2009 at 11:45 am
As much as I think Doug a grade A douche, I have to give him props for this statement. Excellent diss, nicely done.
Zanna | June 12, 2009 at 11:51 am
The fact he basically had nothing to say is going to drive her bat-shit.
Chery | June 12, 2009 at 11:59 am
He is always so great! I love him! I am wondering if he has really created a profile on the millionair e c l u b—”R i c h P a s s i o n . C 0 M” as reported?
Meream | June 12, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Pretty strong words for a man whose genitals must look like the inside of an ashtray. –> What a horrible image. You are good, man.
Zanna | June 12, 2009 at 12:10 pm
How come the “Denise Richards Has a Message for you” post doesn’t have comments enabled? I have a comment.
Lain | June 12, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Oh, snap!
That was a good one, I have to admit.
Simple and effective.
Lain | June 12, 2009 at 12:17 pm
And @ 16:
Simply because E! is paying buttloads of many for adspace. They’re gonna allow the snide comments usually plaguing this site.
Nique | June 12, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I really wish he WOULD take part in the media circus.
That first comment is yet very promising.
I wish I knew what was going on.
She's a WHORE | June 12, 2009 at 12:32 pm
She IS a slut, she IS a whore, she IS a piece of trash. He’s just saying what we all know: she’s a walking, talking herpes infected sperm receptacle.
Clem | June 12, 2009 at 12:32 pm
He should now go and fuck the arse of someone better looking. Like Susan Boyle.
the STD store | June 12, 2009 at 12:33 pm
How is this surprising? This slut will sleep with a freakin’ diseased wombat and cause the end of humanity by contracting some other mutated sickness.
Nanotyrannus | June 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Doug! Look out! Cindy McCain is right behind you AND IS GOING TO SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL RIGHT THROUGH YOUR EAR!!!! And wearing that garland of herpes around your wiener WILL NOT PROTECT YOU!!!
chupacabra | June 12, 2009 at 12:42 pm
you know, even though he said he was only doing this because he wanted to be able to say he “conquested” (or whatever), dated her, maybe he kinda fell for her after all. That would be hilarious karma.
Also, Paris is so empty inside, she’ll never be in love with anyone but herself, and that’s just sad as fuck.
I hope he stays classy on this one. I hope she catches/gives ronaldo whatever each of them doesn’t have already in the STD world. Jesus, Paris is like beyond rode hard and put up wet. I know prostitutes with less mileage.
Josh | June 12, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I mean is he really suprised? What do you expect when dating Paris? And I’m sure his stock has plummeted with the latest after being with her too.
http://www.dealpi.com
Moto Rola | June 12, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Crotch rot must be getting him down.
live and let live | June 12, 2009 at 1:38 pm
What a fucking asshole….as if HE isn’t going to have about a zillion more girlfriends too!
No matter what Paris’ history is, HE’S the one who dated her for this long, so what does that say about him?! I just l love how these idiots date girls and then trash them when it’s over – like somehow they’re perfect and aren’t doing the same damn thing. What a hypocrite.
Makes me like Paris. This guy is a total tool.
miau | June 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm
@ 8
no its not her mom, her mom actually looks better than that. youre welcome
@27 youre so right…
why is nobody on this side ever judging on the behaviour of the guys towards the women..?so guys can have and “motoarboat” as many girls as they want but women cant..?
welcome to 21st century, douches…
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Gando | June 13, 2009 at 8:24 am
He’s quite well mannered,He’s not calling her nasty names and so on.
Darth | June 13, 2009 at 8:31 am
It speaks in Paris Hilton’s advantage that she broke up first before she got romantic involved again with another.
Dave | June 13, 2009 at 12:11 pm
snap!
captain america | June 13, 2009 at 5:17 pm
………………….HOW MUCH HE PAY’S HER, folks?
Dantheman | June 13, 2009 at 5:26 pm
His suit too big her feet too big her tits to small his..ahhhh whatever..wrong color shoe man..you have no taste and that includes women…I would do her…. in the mafia sense
Breakup Makeup | June 14, 2009 at 12:00 am
LOVE the tie… His arm candy not so much…
Jonny | June 14, 2009 at 9:08 pm
say what you will about his taste in ladies, The man can pick out a nice tie!
CrunchPop | June 15, 2009 at 2:00 am
Did he shit out that fucking tie, or is he just blind?
Things in my toilet bowl look better than that fucking 60s shit. Fuck paisley, fuck the 60s, fuck these twits.