Doug Hutchinson might pose for pictures like these in a family-oriented setting, but actually provide him with acting work in a movie about an older man’s torrid love affair with an underage girl and you’ll see a man overcome with deep morals and conviction. He’s a churchgoer, for God’s sake. RadarOnline reports:
Doug was set to star in the movie The Genesis of Lincoln where he would play a man who is a director that has a “strange and scandalous relationship with the teenage pop star he casts,” according to the production company.
“I know it’s gonna surprise a lot of people to hear this,” writer/producer/director Richard O’Sullivan said about The Green Mile and Lost actor, “but Doug was legitimately concerned about some of the sexual content and how people might not be able to separate who he is as a person from the character he was playing.”
In Doug’s defense, the script might not accurately portray the very real and spiritual connection a middle-aged man can feel for a 16-year-old girl’s confused, yet unspoiled vagina. For example, it probably doesn’t even address the complicated dance of hearing your new child bride talk about her hopes and dreams while secretly knowing that her own mother essentially sold her into white slavery. Don’t get me wrong, you eventually tell her, because, seriously, again with the talking? They don’t make padlocks for basement doors like they used to. I can tell you that much.
Photos: GSI Media
Why is anyone offering him any work what so ever.
I don’t get the term “white slavery” is it different than just plain slavery?
Doesn’t it usually involve caged women that are hidden away in places like Arabia and kept as Bang Maids?
I can’t even…. I mean, the irony.
Acting? That’s Tuesday to him.
Too soon for a Doug Hutchinson biopic
I’m doing several successive terms for multiple statutories and when I get out I’m going break my probation cause I just loves ‘em young and juicy but this Stoddard girl? Way too creepy for me.
You mean he actually turns down roles?? Who’d of thought…
You mean he actually gets offered roles? That’s the shocker.
I thought the shocker was two in the pink, one in the stink.
Wait, maybe him getting offered roles IS the shocker.
Dammit I wish we could post photos with our posts because they really need the ORLY owl meme photo.
The pockets hanging out of the shorts ?? Veeerrrrry sexy, I tell you.
Sounds like a hot movie to me!!! lol
Who’s the girl?
Giving drag queens bad names…
Notice how she’s looking directly at the camera ?? lols
Doug Hutchinson… starring… lol
You know you smoke way too much f**king weed when Doug turns this role down. F**k me. I’m so f**king high right now! It’s like f**k isn’t even a word. As if asterisks are fictional, like unicorns, leprechauns and eskimos!
This site fucking doesn’t require fucking asterisks. So feel free to fuck around all you want.
His wife probably told him he couldn’t do that movie in case he leaves her for the younger girl.
I am sure his wife is just concerned that he will see what a real 16-year-old looks like and realize that he has been scammed.
I swear i’m going to hunt you up, Fish, and punch you in the face for these photosets and stories. I hate this bitch. God.
How do you hunt someone “up?” Is it the opposite of hunting someone down? Either way, I don’t think Fish has much to worry about.
He quit the movie because he just couldn’t keep reality and fantasy straight…he kept trying to go home with his costar.
This cooze is about as sexy as cold margarine.
That “real tit” looks oddly misshapen and squished ? Pulleeeeeze.
Wait? That thing is only 16? Fuck me!
The real story is obviously that he wouldn’t continue with the project if they didn’t cast Courtney as the teenager…….a man who is asked the leave the Pumpkin Patch for inappropriate behaviour has about as many morals as a dirty old perv who married a younger woman believing it would make everyone envious but failed to notice the younger woman he married has as much class a drunk student pissing on a war memorial
You could have a point, and well said.
I don’t know why but this reminds me of the old days with Heidi “Horseface” Montag and her stupid so-called boyfriend.
In related news, Ashton Kutcher just turned down the lead role of Leroy de la Douche in the new musical “Scarves and Hottubs.”
This carnage of sickness likely ends after extensive hand waving from the sunroof – during a slow-speed chase.
“I love you sugar dumplings”
“I love you sweet stud-daddy.”
“This is live action channel 23. The sherriff deputies are now surrounding the nude couple.”
it kinda looks like he’s holding her up with his ‘semi’ – which makes this picture even more awkward
Or maybe Doug’s moral concern over playing such a role is just his way of subliminally admitting to everybody that his “teen bride” is actually a 47 year old whore bag (as everybody pretty much already assumes). “No, really you guys, I’m actually against marrying underage children. My wife is really so old that she’s already going through menopause. I just agreed to pretend that she’s only 16 so we could get a juicy reality TV gig.”
lol That guy is funny. He’ll play it out in real life but not act it out on film. That’s a god fearing man right there. I think he just call Jeremy Iron of Lolita a heathen.
I can see Jeremy Iron with a British accent “I beg your pardon, Sir?”
Still posing while supposedly passionately kissing, hilarious. But take a closer look … it doesn’t look right.
It NEVER looks right…it always looks staged, unemotional, and she’s always pulling away from him.
lol at people using pseudo-crazy wannabe pro wrestling carny Richard Sullivan as a source on anything. He’s had more fake, bullshit “movie” stories printed on blogs than anyone I can think of. Yet he never seems to actually release *anything.*
his wife got jealous he woudl be making out with another child….so when they gonna have some kids?
As soon as he gets bored with her and wants someone a little younger.
He’s probably going to start dating their kids, you know that right? And knowing his braindead wife she’ll encourage it.
It worked for Woody Allen…
Who is Richard O’Sullivan? All the trade sheets I get, I never seen his name before? Is he some sort of wannabe in Hollywood? Oh wait, thats right, he did Communication Breakdown. The biggest movie since sliced bread, yet no one has ever seen it. It was supposed to be out of post Production in 2005, yet here its 2011 and not yet released. With the garbage Hollywood has been putting out the past decade, you think an original movie would be picked up by now buy this guy.
When is Communication Breakdown going to be released on DVD? The biggest movie since sliced bread, yet no one has ever seen it. It was supposed to be out of post Production in 2005, yet here its 2011 and not yet released. With the garbage Hollywood has been putting out the past decade, you think an original movie would be picked up by now buy this guy.
His method acting got a little too real for this role
so with all the $$ spent on bad plastic surgery , bad dye job and spray tan, she didn’t bother to get her snaggle tooth fixed???
When I see a photo of these two all I can think of is….smelly trailer trash!!!
They could cast Courtney Stodden as the leading underage female to make it all right. Problem is only DoughyDoug believes she’s 16 or 17 or whatever : everyone else sees her for what she is, a 37 year old whore with zits under her walmart-bought make-up, crabs, herpes and a probably a bad case of blue waffle.
Blue waffle? Forgive me for not knowing what that is. I’d love to know, though.
She needs to back up just a bit further…those agaves can have some NASTY spines on them!
Anyone notice how (not that this word gets used with HER much) ‘chaste’ their public kisses seem to be, and she always looks like she’s trying to pull away from him?
I thought the same thing! It kinda looks like she is “holding” arms away from her.
And which page of the Kama Sutra is this?
I see she had a latte, toast and eggs for breakfast…
Classy little thing, isn’t she!
She’s really a dude…. isn’t ‘she’?
That or a hermaphrodite.
………….. do I see labia??
due to this kind of CRAP I think he will be fucked in his ANUS because he is an ASS KISSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The most surprising thing about this story is that he was offered acting work… there is witchcraft afoot here.
Wow, The Superficial, hypocrites much? You say that the girl has been sold into “white slavery” and then post a full photo gallery of her in sexy poses. It’s clear that you don’t care about this girl’s welfare or else you wouldn’t be putting her out on display yourselves. And the fact that you don’t really care makes your snarky comments about Doug Hutchinson phony and pandering.
SOB. Boohoo!
Look up the word pandering. Doesn’t work for you in that sentence.
what the fuck are these poor excuses of human scum DOING? poor pumpkins
Gross gross gross. What is with her constant posing and the shellack she calls makeup? Ewww
The pumpkin probably has crabs now.
Whatever. She looked good. Just a bunch of jealous mommy types that saw hubby’s eyes drifting.
Who is he? And is this girl really hot? She overdoes it a bit much, huh?
She CANT be 17. You dont develop like that at age 17.