Doogie Howser: Keep Britney off my show!

The Superficial / April 11, 2008

Neil Patrick “The Doogs” Harris doesn’t want to see another Britney Spears cameo on his show How I Met Your Mother. Even though she scored the show its highest ratings ever with a bump of over 1 million viewers. But Doogie doesn’t see what’s so great about people actually watching the show and keeping it on the air. Who needs that? The AP reports:

“I worry that if they start `Will and Grace’-ing us too much, that the show will suffer. And we’re all really proud of the content of the show. I mean, viewership is not our game. It’s the network and the studio’s game, you know. It’s the promotion department’s game,” the actor, who plays womanizer Barney, told The Associated Press.
“We wish we weren’t opposite an awkward reality dancing competition,” he said. “But we have no say about that. I just am a real fan of our content. I think we have a great show going, and I hope it’s not screwed up by the desire for 700,000 more viewers.”

Translation: Neil Patrick Harris is an idiot and probably shouldn’t talk. Damn, I thought you were a boy genius, Doogs! I even let you give me a physical. Which reminds me, were those leopard briefs you made me wear really a medical necessity? I mean, I understood you had to cover me in chocolate sauce to make sure I didn’t have polio. I know how science works.

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