Don’t make her hump this seal, man! She’ll do it. She’ll freakin’ do it.

Pamela Anderson attended some sort of PETA rally to save the seals this morning which involved her rubbing hepatitis all over a guy in a seal costume. I suck at deciphering symbolism, so let’s just assume this somehow discourages anyone to touch a seal again. Without at least five condoms on.

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