Don’t Look At The Jennifer Love Hewitt. The Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Gone Bad.

April 2nd, 2014 // 52 Comments
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Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in hiding ever since the “birth” of her “child” in November. Except here she is debuting her new maternity line yesterday and, goddammit, what happened here? And before anyone accuses me of body shaming, I’ll have you know I’m (also) talking about her face. This is almost Britney Spears level crazy face. I’m talking people should look at these and immediately start asking themselves when’s the last time they’ve seen Jennifer Love Hewitt’s “husband,” and why she kept carrying trash bags to her car the other night. It wasn’t Garbage Day.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. hm. Jennifer Love Cake.

    • Randal

      Jennifer has a true woman’s glow about her, a motherly one. Despite still having the warmth of birth about her, spring is here and summer will transform her back to what many would like to see.

      Personally, I think she’s still as radiant as ever because she’s real, down to earth and still has that stunning smile.

      Randal

    • seth

      Jennifer fatty cakes

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    Deacon Jones
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    OH. MY. GOD.

    God help the man (and mattress) that this behemoth cuddles up to.

    She looks like she’s bait shit crazy to boot. Probably on Xanax, that seems to be the trend lately with my friends wives who have had babies.

    (to doctor)
    “So, my body is a wreck, I dont have a job anymore, and I sit at home and obsess over this baby now. That’s all my day, and life, entails.”
    “Ah! You must be depressed! It’s a condition, ITS NOT YOUR FAULT. Here, take these meds for the rest of your life to deaden your feelings. Then you can argue with Deacon Jones at your next cocktail party about why you have to take them.”

  3. Mariah

    Her hair is absolutely horrible.. Looks very cheap also.

    • Slash

      This. The person who did that to her head owes her an apology. Actually, owes the rest of us an apology as well.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she’s been floating in a pond, dead, for 5 days.

    • …an italian (female) friend of mine once wished an (old italian) curse on this other (italian) female she did’nt like, who was pregnant; “i hope she has a girl, because girls suck the beauty away from the mother when they’re born.”

      …goddamn.

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
    Deacon Jones
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    “Trust me, it’s a wreck under there!”

  6. Cock Dr

    She just so happy she finally got an egg fertilized & incubated.
    SO HAPPEEEEEEEEE

  7. Jessica

    Holy shit, the Can’t Hardly Wait reference on this post was the best thing online all morning . Now I get to spend the rest of the day quoting Kenny.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face Megan Hilty L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    So… that’s pretty much the end of the line for her, right?

    She never was much of an actress to start with, incredible hotness due to good genetics being the only thing going for her. Now, though, she’s not even girl-next-door attractive. And no, it’s not just because of the weight – I’m always done with some true BBWs (yep, looking right at you, pregnant Megan Hilty), but she doesn’t fit that bill either. Blunt truth: Fish’s right, her face is BUSTED.

    Well… it was a nice ride, J-Love. ‘Found you attractive since you were 16 years old (which was cool at the time – I was 18), but now that you’re looks are gone, we should just expect you to be the 21th century/less talented version of Kathleen Turner.

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
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    She already accomplished everything she wanted in life. She’s locked a man down and got a baby. She doesn’t give a shit about anything else. That much has been clear about her personality since forever.

  10. Drundel

    Is anyone else missing party of five right about now?

  11. Eric

    Great Wavy Gravy/Waynes World 2 reference in the title.

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    JC
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    Let’s be honest–shitty dye-job aside, she looks way better than any of us had reason to expect. I would have expected her to be a perfect sphere.

  13. She cannot pull off the blonde look. Better as a brunette.

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    Kitatonic
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    No: DIS how chicken look.

  15. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
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    The redhead in the background is thinking, “Huh, I guess I could be a model.”

  16. Just going to say it – I find pregnancy disgusting.

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
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    “Jennifer! Autograph these pictures of you when you weren’t a child bearing mess!”

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
    Sam
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    Thick cankles
    never been a fan of this photoshopped old lady

  19. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
    Rob
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    really jlh that is not sexy

  20. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face Jenna Fischer L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
    Ben
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    I threw up in my mouth

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
    Kayla
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    looks like kim’s twin

  22. She looks like trailer trash gone Walmart chic! OMFG!
    But them tits did get plump with milk. I’d suck’m and then haul ass cause I’d never be with a woman like that. Controlling, manipulating Hollywood skank.

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
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    I…I thought we had more time dammit. I thought we had more time.

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
    demon
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    looks fine to me,just happy to be out and about after 5 months of breasfeeding.Thats one lucky kid..

  25. malaka

    big as a house and batshit crazy but still cute as a button.

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
    Michael Vick
    Commented on this photo:

    Christ, why does every Eagles fan look like they’re stuck in 1989?

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
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    Damn, those are some tree trunks she’s sporting out of the bottom of that frock. Maybe she’s in training to play soccer.

  28. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Pregnancy Weight Crazy Face L by Jennifer Love Hewitt Maternity Line Launch
    yawn
    Commented on this photo:

    i live with the hope that in 2001, her best year, she took a bunch of nude pics and stashed them away to be released at a later date.

  29. Anton

    Once a hottie. Now fat. It happens.

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    Mr. Fahrenheit
    Commented on this photo:

    “Party of five?”
    “Oh, why yes, I was on that show.”
    “No. This is a restaurant. I’m trying to seat you. Party of five?”

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    Suzy Lee
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    Ok, now you can go back to your Tacos and Cheetos, Mr. MightySweatPants.

  32. Mama Pinkus

    Oh come on, there was always a fat gal dying to emerge from Ms. Hewitt – and it’s just a matter of time / babies for Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence.

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