Don’t Be Shootin’ No Lasers At Kanye

You’ll anger his wizard.

We’ve already seen Kanye West flip out during a concert after someone tossed a business card onstage, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that he lost his shit after a fan dared to have a laser pen during his laser show that already had lasers. He ain’t no Darth Vader up here. TMZ reports:

Yeezy shut down the show and shouted, “You see this guy right here with the green laser? Don’t fuck up everybody’s show … it’s not a fucking game!”
The crowd rained down boos (en français, of course) — then Kanye went in on the dude a little more … “You gonna get fucked up, kicked out, and all that shit. Chill the fuck out.”

Ironically, that fan turned out to be Gwyneth Paltrow who was later quoted as saying, “Faggot ass nigga thinks he can design some poofy French clothes and now he’s too good for laser pens? Not in my house, bitch, I’m from the streets. Fuckin’ shoot you with an organic bullet. Tastes like tarragon.”