You’ll anger his wizard.
We’ve already seen Kanye West flip out during a concert after someone tossed a business card onstage, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that he lost his shit after a fan dared to have a laser pen during his laser show that already had lasers. He ain’t no Darth Vader up here. TMZ reports:
Yeezy shut down the show and shouted, “You see this guy right here with the green laser? Don’t fuck up everybody’s show … it’s not a fucking game!”
The crowd rained down boos (en français, of course) — then Kanye went in on the dude a little more … “You gonna get fucked up, kicked out, and all that shit. Chill the fuck out.”
Ironically, that fan turned out to be Gwyneth Paltrow who was later quoted as saying, “Faggot ass nigga thinks he can design some poofy French clothes and now he’s too good for laser pens? Not in my house, bitch, I’m from the streets. Fuckin’ shoot you with an organic bullet. Tastes like tarragon.”
Video: TMZ.com
I can’t stop looking at that silver fox behind him in the pic and he won’t stop staring at me.
Does that guy even exist? I think I might be imagining him.
Rarely caught on camera, the REAL Kim Kardashian sans fat-suit and mind control ray.
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Hermann Buhlbecker
He sees you!
Did he just steal my wallet?!
If not your entire soul!
hehehehehe
Ballbricker? Is he related to the teacher from Porky’s?
It just got better:
Dr. Hermann Buhlbecker
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_B%25C3%25BChlbecker&ei=0LDOT7HJLvT16AHNy6ipDA&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CFkQ7gEwAQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3DHermann%2BBuehlbecker%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DBoQ%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1630%26bih%3D947%26prmd%3Dimvns
What kind of idiot would pay to see this bozo live in the first place?
Hows the magical looking lid to his left btw. I fascinated. He’s hypnotic!
HATERZ GOTTA HATE!
I couldn’t have a username like yours…
sPARKYmCgEE?
Too fucking hard to keep the caps lock issue straight. I might not be cool enough either. I’ve seen some things where people sometimes use numbers in place of letters. Like sparkymcgee would be 5parkymcg33 or something. Do you know about that? Can you give me some pointers?
Yeah stick your head in a ceiling fan and you’ll be just like that tool.
Why you gotta be hatin hater?
Pity it wasn’t a laser scope.
Too bad it didn’t have a gun attached to it.
U AH HATER 2?
I AM AH HAT3R. SO FUCK U.
Fuck this guy he sucks anyway.
HATE AH, HATE AH, HATE AH
Kanye,
Stop posting. Its pathetic.
Fish, I’m nominating you for a Pulitzer for the Gwyneth Paltrow quote.
Tastes like tarragon…. best ever, fish.
Get back on the stripper pole brainiac…..tarragon is an herb, tarpon, not to be confused with a tampon, is a fish.
Whoa, guess I’m the brainiac…… I read: best fish, ever. You wrote best ever, fish. Sorry Lauren!
Pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty slow news day ?
HATER HATER TUESDAY?
Okay, now I know you don’t take this seriously.
I hea they apprehended the subject.
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No, not Xzibit. He’s way too cool for that shit.
FOOLS RUSH IN WHERE HATERZ LEAD…….
Yo dawg, I heard you like lasers, so I brought a laser to your laser show to point lasers at you and the lasers.
By “shit” he meant possibly staying for the rest of the performance.
my dog hates it when I point a laser at him too. he immediately stops what he is doing to chase it and gets pissed when he can never catch it
So what are you trying to say? Go ahead, you’re among friends!
THAT LAZER IS YOUR PEE PEE, AINT IT?
Bravo cRAZYHOTkELLI!
The lazer (sic) is indeed his pee pee. Here is your official junior detective badge. Congratulations!
All I’m doing is calling Kanye as dumb as my dog. You on the other hand need to quit sexually abusing your pets and thinking others do the same.
I came expecting to see a video of that magnificent silver haired bastard and now I leave disappointed.
Skip ahead to 0:08 and peep the hottie on his arm…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKwbGylcF2U
Should have pointed it at the wall and watched the little ape go chasing it for 20 minutes.
Quick! Somebody call Black Talk Services! LOL http://youtu.be/dF0OURla2aw
I “LIKE”
If you had to drink a shot every time they said like you’d be dead of alcohol poisoning 5 mins into those shows.
He’s only hatin on lasers cause they were hidden in Fishsticks.
i sort of did the same thing once…ya know, freaked out on an asshole with a laser pointer. yeah, there weren’t thousands of people and yeah, i’m not Kanye, but this dick he was shining it into our rearview mirror, which could have flash blinded or blinded the boyfriend…and it hurt my eyes…so we quickly turned around and i made some kids cry. fuckers.
Have you seen the Paltrow app?
clearly this fool knows what moisturizer is… what’s wrong with his LIPS??????? omg! no blistex? or chapstick? or some even some bonne bell lipsmackers?? little travel size vaseline?? omg ughhhhh…. so gross
The funniest part of all this is that he thinks what he does for a living isn’t a game.
Those lips are nasty. Grey…