Don’t Be Shootin’ No Lasers At Kanye

June 5th, 2012 // 51 Comments
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You’ll anger his wizard.

We’ve already seen Kanye West flip out during a concert after someone tossed a business card onstage, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that he lost his shit after a fan dared to have a laser pen during his laser show that already had lasers. He ain’t no Darth Vader up here. TMZ reports:

Yeezy shut down the show and shouted, “You see this guy right here with the green laser? Don’t fuck up everybody’s show … it’s not a fucking game!”
The crowd rained down boos (en français, of course) — then Kanye went in on the dude a little more … “You gonna get fucked up, kicked out, and all that shit. Chill the fuck out.”

Ironically, that fan turned out to be Gwyneth Paltrow who was later quoted as saying, “Faggot ass nigga thinks he can design some poofy French clothes and now he’s too good for laser pens? Not in my house, bitch, I’m from the streets. Fuckin’ shoot you with an organic bullet. Tastes like tarragon.”



  1. I can’t stop looking at that silver fox behind him in the pic and he won’t stop staring at me.

  2. King Diamond

    What kind of idiot would pay to see this bozo live in the first place?

    Hows the magical looking lid to his left btw. I fascinated. He’s hypnotic!



      • I couldn’t have a username like yours…


        Too fucking hard to keep the caps lock issue straight. I might not be cool enough either. I’ve seen some things where people sometimes use numbers in place of letters. Like sparkymcgee would be 5parkymcg33 or something. Do you know about that? Can you give me some pointers?

      • Dude of Dudes

        Yeah stick your head in a ceiling fan and you’ll be just like that tool.


        Why you gotta be hatin hater?

  3. cc

    Pity it wasn’t a laser scope.

  4. sickofit

    Fuck this guy he sucks anyway.

  5. Dick Hell

    Fish, I’m nominating you for a Pulitzer for the Gwyneth Paltrow quote.

  6. lauren

    Tastes like tarragon…. best ever, fish.

    • Chaz

      Get back on the stripper pole brainiac…..tarragon is an herb, tarpon, not to be confused with a tampon, is a fish.

      • Chaz

        Whoa, guess I’m the brainiac…… I read: best fish, ever. You wrote best ever, fish. Sorry Lauren!

  7. Ralph Tresvant a.k.a. Mr.Sensitivity

    Pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty slow news day ?

  8. I hea they apprehended the subject.

  9. Short FB! (told you.)

    By “shit” he meant possibly staying for the rest of the performance.

  10. anonymous

    my dog hates it when I point a laser at him too. he immediately stops what he is doing to chase it and gets pissed when he can never catch it

  11. El Jefe

    I came expecting to see a video of that magnificent silver haired bastard and now I leave disappointed.

  12. achilles wrath

    Should have pointed it at the wall and watched the little ape go chasing it for 20 minutes.

  13. Gabby

    Quick! Somebody call Black Talk Services! LOL

  14. I “LIKE”

    • Dude of Dudes

      If you had to drink a shot every time they said like you’d be dead of alcohol poisoning 5 mins into those shows.

  15. The Royal Penis

    He’s only hatin on lasers cause they were hidden in Fishsticks.

  16. Mace

    i sort of did the same thing once…ya know, freaked out on an asshole with a laser pointer. yeah, there weren’t thousands of people and yeah, i’m not Kanye, but this dick he was shining it into our rearview mirror, which could have flash blinded or blinded the boyfriend…and it hurt my eyes…so we quickly turned around and i made some kids cry. fuckers.

  17. Have you seen the Paltrow app?

  18. gigi

    clearly this fool knows what moisturizer is… what’s wrong with his LIPS??????? omg! no blistex? or chapstick? or some even some bonne bell lipsmackers?? little travel size vaseline?? omg ughhhhh…. so gross

  19. The Monkeemobile

    The funniest part of all this is that he thinks what he does for a living isn’t a game.

  20. dd

    Those lips are nasty. Grey…

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