I will never get an erection again.

January 24th, 2010 // 265 Comments

Here’s a topless Donatella Versace in St. Barth’s yesterday and I don’t know how the hell the paparazzi knew this was her let alone a live human being. Seriously, it looks like someone pulled Pamela Anderson out of the sun’s core then told her sunscreen would help. “No, really, it doesn’t look that bad. Coppertone?”

Pics link to NSFW versions.

UPDATE: Turns out this isn’t Donatella Versace, but an Italian countess often mistaken for her by the paparazzi, according to Gawker. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but this means there’s now TWO Bacon Monster with Implants out there. I’ll be under my bed.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Nice blog post, I just got out of the college of finance here and still keep track of our college blog posts and found yours. Great post, I agree with most of the pros of the article, great research, well keep in touch. John

  2. Nice blog post, I just got out of the college of finance here and still keep track of our college blog posts and found yours. Great post, I agree with most of the pros of the article, great research, well keep in touch. John

  3. Thank you for sharing the picture with us.

  4. Good luck for the campaign. It is just easy to understand how far it will work out with the available resources. They publish enough information already.

  5. Good luck for the campaign. It is just easy to understand how far it will work out with the available resources. They publish enough information already.

  6. Many women also claim that I saw was a tightening of the muscles of the legs.

  7. Many women also claim that I saw was a tightening of the muscles of the legs.

  8. So thin.
    I would rather not to see these.

  9. I agree with most of the pros of the article, great research, well keep in touch. John

  10. UnknownPerson

    I feel so bad for the little kid in the background!

  11. Robert Farting
    Commented on this photo:

    disgusting OL D slut

  12. RH

    WELCOME TO HELL!!!

  13. anon
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m italian and i recognize the sunscreen bottle….. that’s not sunscreen, it’s Lancaster, a product that attracts the sun’s rays to give you a quick deep tan. this woman is sick

  14. tralala

    Too much sun -> skin like leather
    Not to mention the boobs. Silicon looks so unnatural especially when it’s inside a boob that at this age is supposed to drag after the person who owns it. Saggy tits are not an eye-candy but this here is simply revolting.

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