Here’s a topless Donatella Versace in St. Barth’s yesterday and I don’t know how the hell the paparazzi knew this was her let alone a live human being. Seriously, it looks like someone pulled Pamela Anderson out of the sun’s core then told her sunscreen would help. “No, really, it doesn’t look that bad. Coppertone?”
Pics link to NSFW versions.
UPDATE: Turns out this isn’t Donatella Versace, but an Italian countess often mistaken for her by the paparazzi, according to Gawker. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but this means there’s now TWO Bacon Monster with Implants out there. I’ll be under my bed.
Photos: Flynet
She looks like Tara Reid in 40 years
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
petrified pussy. I wonder if she uses Armor All for Leather instead of body wash in the shower?????????????????????????????
Fake tan is literally her second skin : |
I wonder how you people are going to look like when you are her age.
THAT IS NOT DONATELLA VERSACE. DV has chubbier arms and thicker legs! as you can see at the below link
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2009/09/janet-amfar/janet-jackson-donatella-versace-amfar-03.jpg
YOU SHOULD REALLY FACT CHECK IT BEFORE YOU PRINT!
plus the haute couture shows have started so she is not in St. Barths either!
THAT
IS
NOT
DONATELLA
VERSACE
THAT’S SOME OLD ITALIAN
GRANDMA TRYING TO
LOOK SEXY. AWFUL AWFUL.
NOT DONATELLA. DEF.
Armor All for lubricant…..yes sir
shes… beau-ti-ful!
ewwwwwww….she is orange!!! ewwww my cereal is about to come back X0
OMG, horrible! If you’re still alive, check out the photos of her anorexic daughter: HORRIBLE!
I think we just found the missing link.
Why.
uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yummy. Refried death.
ummm..wait, is there a toddler in the background of one of the photos? Ok, is she over exposing herself ..ummm you think. But ok, that is not looking right. She’s like 80yrs old or what. …that doesn’t look right.
Me thinks Smeigel may be looking for his Precious.
I am suddenly very happy with my barely C cup. :(
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spf 1,000,000……… and it still didn’t help. I threw up, for real.
Best image ever of Hollywood’s unhealthy extremes.
The granny blow-up doll.
BUHAHAHA….
This is what Victoria’s Secret models will look like when they’re 60 (granted, there is a lot of surgical tinkering here and just plain suck-ola genes as well).
Just goes to show that the anorexic, or extremely thin 16 BMI look in fashion today doesn’t actually look too hot down the road.
Notice the multiple ribs connected to the sternum, the twiggy arms (which would be so in fashion if she were 20), the skin virtually melting off her skeleton, the face is a mere skull with duck lips.
Thin only works when your skin is elastic and you don’t have a hint of aging. A decent level of fat actually makes old women look younger. Compare the skeletor Madonna (though she’s at least fit) to the healthy looking goddess Cindy Crawford and you’ll see what I mean.
You just killed my penis…
I hate you
Now I fully believe our scientists when they warn us of UV radiation. You’ll look like a cancerous sea lion turned inside out.
And some people say they’d hit this failed, mutated genetic experiment. But you’d risk getting charged with necrophilia.
Um… that’s not a human being. That’s a sun dried tomato after lipo suction.
wtf , sell the inplants and go get youself a life .
Omg… Wanna see more.
Holy moly…..I am completely revolved….will NEVER tan again!
Good god, fake as a 3 dollar bill. Somebody shoot it, Quick !
bleeaaah…looking like that and still going nude?!
My dick just died.
“Uuhhh….excuse me. Who ordered the Peking duck?”
#15 AND #61 hilarious!!!! i KNOW SHE’S vERSACE, BUT SHE’S STARTING TO RESEMBLE A LOIUS VUITTON!!
aaaaahhhh.. implants are forever!
….. goddammit.
WHY?!
OMG IS THIS WHAT SKINNY MODELS DESIRE TO LOOK LIKE IN THEIR 50′S? DOESN’T SHE HAVE ANY FAMILY TO HELP HER???
nice shots…it seems like she doesnt even care
looks like a half baked corpse.
Oh my Goooddddd!!!! I feel like I’m staring death in the face.
aww she´s not so bad :)
id beat it for the right price.the price is right then the deal is real
some1 hide me
i’m gonna go clean my eyes out with pictures of megan fox :)
thank site
well, if this is what fame looks like, i don’t wanna be famous
Lol, I don’t know what to say. I don’t want to sound bad.
some1 hide me
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