Here’s a topless Donatella Versace in St. Barth’s yesterday and I don’t know how the hell the paparazzi knew this was her let alone a live human being. Seriously, it looks like someone pulled Pamela Anderson out of the sun’s core then told her sunscreen would help. “No, really, it doesn’t look that bad. Coppertone?”
Pics link to NSFW versions.
UPDATE: Turns out this isn’t Donatella Versace, but an Italian countess often mistaken for her by the paparazzi, according to Gawker. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but this means there’s now TWO Bacon Monster with Implants out there. I’ll be under my bed.
Photos: Flynet
am i the only one that think she looks good for her age?
(she’s like 90 years old, right?)
wow! 55 going on 95??!!
Isn’t she on Jersey Shore? Tanning is sexy.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
This is pretty – Pretty Knarly!
I actually think the picture is what you would tend to see in the desert towns, with all the heat and sun.
Ashleigh- I just about fell off my chair laughing when I read your comment! Lohan’s definately not far off!
I think what’s the funniest part is that she’s applying some sun screen. I believe the time for that has passed…
Picture 2: LOL
Is that the moment she discovered sunblock?
Damn you Superficial writer man!! you sure as hell censored her tits in every single fucking picture, but what about the crotch, man?! THAT ABOUT THE CROTCH??!! (pic # 2).
Now if you all excuse me, I’ll be under my bed in fetal position whispering some lullabies to put me self to sleep eventually.
Which shoe polish brand is supporting us?!
Is this a Google ad?
Um … well, aside from the obvious … what’s with her implant in the first pic? it’s like … lumpy …?
Boil me.
Please God, kill me now. Life has no more joy for me.
That’s not Donatella Versace.
It’s not the first time that woman’s been mistaken for her.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/01/25/donatella-versace-topless-nope/
Everyone on here is either a liar or a gay fag. You losers know if you ever had a chance with this beautiful lady you would suck all the silicone out of her tits and lick her ass clean up to her small intestine. If you wouldn’t you are not a real man.
That’s just… so wrong on so many levels.
Oh my stars for the love of Liza.
i thought it was lindsey lohan
thank thought it was saundra sand
gross…
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Holy fucking sun damage… it looks like someone spliced dna from Pamela Anderson, Tara Reid & Jenna Jameson then aged it 20 years! This is the first time I’ve had absolutely no curiosity to click on the pic to see the NSFW version. Well, congrats you just cured me of my early morning wank session!!
that is definitely not her. she may have had some surgery but she doesn’t have those wrinkles.
Bajezus. Whomever it is, it is quite disgusting to be seen topless, or clothless…
is it me…or in picture no3 someone is running for his life? xD
it’s diusgasting.
BOING!
I hope Dr Hannibal Lecter hasn’t seen this yet, I am sure he’d sport a chubby over it
And da Turd thought that the Leatherback was supposed to be a type of turtle. Oh well guess I was wrong. This thing is leather-everything.
My friends refer to cigarettes as cancer sticks…I think in these pictures I am looking at a cancer stick. Maybe they should put her picts on packages of cigarettes in order to help people stop smoking.
Because a smoking body she has…NOT!!!
Swear to God, Playboy will clean this up and put it in “Grapevine” along with a caption about how hot she is.
I’d have to keep the lights when having sex with ‘this” so that I new for sure that I wan’t accidentally fucking the leather couch
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King Tut with implants
The sad thing is that she probably thinks she looks good.
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She looks like a corps that lay in the sun for a few days.
I would only do her for her money…
Come on, she is 94. Most people are 9 feet under at that age and look a lot worse
*takes a look at her boobs* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *looks again* NOOOOOOOOOO, HEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPP, SOMEONE!!!!!
I believe you can be arrested for posting that.
I cant believe she is wealthy! Her body looks like shes starving to death in a third world country and her face looks like a homeless man…glad Im not filthy rich, I like looking healthy.
I thought vampires burst into flames in the sunlight. Apparently, they only get toasty looking and shrivel up. So much for True Blood and Twilight.
Yeah – more sun. That’s what those silicone-filled bags of leather need.
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Friggin NASTY!
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This looks like when Luke finds his Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru after the empire has killed them.
Handy….2 strops to sharpen your barbers shaving knife..
She would look better with a dose of my man juice on her petrified boobs.
niiiice.
I just got caught looking at this by my coworker….
http://www.zimbio.com/Donatella+Versace/articles/23/Donatella+Versace+out+bikini
I think it is her. Look at the photo in the link above – the shape just above her belly button.
God that woman needs to get out of the sun.