Here’s a topless Donatella Versace in St. Barth’s yesterday and I don’t know how the hell the paparazzi knew this was her let alone a live human being. Seriously, it looks like someone pulled Pamela Anderson out of the sun’s core then told her sunscreen would help. “No, really, it doesn’t look that bad. Coppertone?”
Pics link to NSFW versions.
UPDATE: Turns out this isn’t Donatella Versace, but an Italian countess often mistaken for her by the paparazzi, according to Gawker. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but this means there’s now TWO Bacon Monster with Implants out there. I’ll be under my bed.
Photos: Flynet
bob | January 24, 2010 at 9:07 pm
holy
shit..
for once, you’ve got me. and i really wish you did not.
maxcovill | January 24, 2010 at 9:07 pm
its meltinggggggggggg
datroof | January 24, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Why even bother with the sunblock at this point…
jim eh | January 24, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Did anyone say CANCER?
shankyouverymuch | January 24, 2010 at 9:26 pm
I’d really be very interested to see a picture of her as a teenager or in her 20′s, 30′s. I’d like to see what see looked like before the “mutation” took place….
datroof | January 24, 2010 at 9:26 pm
lulz @ 13, was thinking about the gollum lookalike potential too
Too bad Peter Jackson didn’t see these pics before spending all that money on that expensive cgi for Gollum. Could of probably just camcordered her stumbling around the beach and spliced in the footage, with no one the wiser.
Lisa | January 24, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Yummy! Roast chicken and spuds.
Slim Jim | January 24, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Great, now I have a craving for beef jerky.
sharon H | January 24, 2010 at 9:35 pm
She was always a seriously ugly woman, but the fake boobs on the skeleton, baked skeleton body are just the worst. Now, in clothes, her body looks fine which just goes to prove that stick skinny does not mean healthy or sexy. Holy shit baking in a sandwich! Just WOW.
Slim Jim | January 24, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Great, now I have a craving for beef jerky.
havoc | January 24, 2010 at 9:36 pm
I’m pretty sure her vagina blows dust every hour on the hour….like Old Faithful.
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buy nintendo dsi r4 | January 24, 2010 at 9:45 pm
This person is emaciated. You can see her ribs. Very sad. My Mum was that thin before she passed from PAN creat ic CA.
ritaa | January 24, 2010 at 9:55 pm
LOLOLOLOL looks like a fake barbie.
ps thats nasty as fuck!
Boo you | January 24, 2010 at 9:57 pm
That’s disgusting! The sun=bad. She is sooo damn gross.
opposite day! | January 24, 2010 at 9:59 pm
she’s too white and too fat!
Tony Tool | January 24, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Sucks to get old. Don’t it.
Remember that will be all of us someday. ” Less the inplants I hope”
That is if your lucky !. or if you call that luck ?
It’s better then being death !?!
I would stay dressed if i was her. I am sure she could afford a backyard with a pool.Oh and people she can pay to watch her naked.
Ok I defended her enough.
Rehydrate.
Sickitten | January 24, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Would Donatella really wear a bikini? Whoever this is, well, they have some mental illness.
Chris from Maine | January 24, 2010 at 10:11 pm
I will never be able to un-see this.
They should show this picture to guys who have an erection for more then 4 hours on viagra.. it will cure that problem in about 5 seconds.
She looks like that mummy that they found after like 5,000 years frozen in the arctic.
Jenny | January 24, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Bless her, I guess it is true what they say, “You can never be too rich or too thin.”
jessica | January 24, 2010 at 10:18 pm
that looks so painful
Bacon Wrapped | January 24, 2010 at 10:21 pm
SLEESTAK
unbeliever | January 24, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Reminds me of Kramer when he buttered himself up and got a crispy tan – except less sexy and less funny.
legosaurus | January 24, 2010 at 10:39 pm
there’s a little kid there! terrorism!
Supascoopa | January 24, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Please take this down from the front page, i just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
theT | January 24, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Ok…was I the only one that thought this was Rachel Zoe at first?
Dank24 | January 24, 2010 at 10:55 pm
This would confuse the shit out of those PETA douchebags.
“I’d rather go naked than….”
“HOLY SHT! Is that Leather? Animal killer!”
suzi | January 24, 2010 at 11:00 pm
heidi montag in 40 years, ladies and gentlemen…
CCQ | January 24, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Anyone remember that a while back some reaserchers found “Otzi the Iceman”? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96tzi_the_Iceman).
Well now, Otzi love, we may have just found you a wife !
Kitty Furry | January 24, 2010 at 11:10 pm
not donatella…just google her and see the pics side by side
shellibelli | January 24, 2010 at 11:12 pm
#21 you are right! it is not Donetella
I remember they photoed some 70 year leather faced hack then as well.
You can tell its not her, she is missing that greek bump in her nose,and well,
she isnt THAT bad yet………
BodyForWife | January 24, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Looks like a Jersey Shore reunion show.
DirkMcGirk | January 24, 2010 at 11:35 pm
do the words “chocolate mudslide” come to anyone else’s mind too ?
sdfsdfds | January 24, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Lindsay Lohan will look like this in a couple years,.
jrski | January 24, 2010 at 11:45 pm
Just because you have these pictures does not mean you HAVE to post them. Because you know I am going to look. I hate my eyes.
pizazzidazzle | January 24, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Thanks, that imagine is forever burned in my retina, where’s the blowtorch when you need it
missydong | January 24, 2010 at 11:55 pm
It’s gollum.
Superfish FTW!! | January 24, 2010 at 11:56 pm
these photos are going to bring sooo much traffic to your site…I salute you superfish!!
MajorIndulgence.com | January 25, 2010 at 12:02 am
That’s beyond creepy.
Modwild | January 25, 2010 at 12:25 am
Holy shit – she’s only 54 years old. She looks like she’s about 85. What on earth is she thinking? First, gain some weight. Second, wear appropriate clothing. Third, get checked for melanoma. Wow.
ing | January 25, 2010 at 12:27 am
lol.
paparazzi dude still taking pics of this woman in st barths and claiming its donatella.
dont anyone tell him.
juaquin ingles | January 25, 2010 at 12:28 am
I accidentally opened the NSFW at work… I’m pretty sure my co-workers thought I was looking at home furnishings though.
redsonja1313 | January 25, 2010 at 12:31 am
she has tons of money… why wouldn’t she at least fix the horrible bolt on boob job which is rippling on the top besides being placed too far apart. and really does she look in the mirror and say hmmmm I think I need a little more color WTF !!
light_cocoa | January 25, 2010 at 12:44 am
it’s NOT DonaT bunch of losers!
LALALA | January 25, 2010 at 12:54 am
THIS IS NOT DONATELLA VERSACE! This site has done this b4 too…. like do you honestly think that Ms.Versace would be caught dead on a public beach LOL??? She may not have made the greatest decisions with her appearance but the woman still has class! She’d NEVER be seen topless like this COME ON! Verify these pics b4 you post them!
soahc | January 25, 2010 at 1:17 am
100 bucks and I’d fuck her. 100 thousand to lick her clit.
sahara | January 25, 2010 at 1:29 am
she makes me feel so sexy :D
best superficial post ever
JFLIP | January 25, 2010 at 1:36 am
I’d hit that….but no kissing
bell | January 25, 2010 at 1:59 am
WHAT!!Seriously!??Is that real???
I literally want to cry right now.
My skin hurts just looking at it..
spmblueeyez | January 25, 2010 at 1:59 am
before/after……
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/07/01/donatella-versace-the-long-hidden-before-photo/
MEl | January 25, 2010 at 2:08 am
How much do you want to bet shes just a walking skin cancer cell?