Here’s a topless Donatella Versace in St. Barth’s yesterday and I don’t know how the hell the paparazzi knew this was her let alone a live human being. Seriously, it looks like someone pulled Pamela Anderson out of the sun’s core then told her sunscreen would help. “No, really, it doesn’t look that bad. Coppertone?”
Pics link to NSFW versions.
UPDATE: Turns out this isn’t Donatella Versace, but an Italian countess often mistaken for her by the paparazzi, according to Gawker. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but this means there’s now TWO Bacon Monster with Implants out there. I’ll be under my bed.
Photos: Flynet
hamtunesdotcom | January 24, 2010 at 7:02 pm
a bit hot outside for leather, isn’t it?
jenipurrr | January 24, 2010 at 7:04 pm
I was trying to figure out why there were no comments on this photo spread and then I realized that I’m the only person didn’t kill themselves immediately after viewing the horrid stills. My eyeballs are beginning to bleed of their own accord.
Ricky | January 24, 2010 at 7:04 pm
I actually feel sorry for her. She looks like skin cancer in human form. She should lay off the sun. Like forever.
claudia | January 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm
AHHHHHHHHHH MY EYESSSSSSSS
BLEACH!!!
I NEED BLEACHHH!!!!
JDgirl | January 24, 2010 at 7:07 pm
I’m surprised her implants haven’t melted yet.
JJ Daddy-O | January 24, 2010 at 7:07 pm
… and I would’ve thought that she was too young to have been sent to Auschwitz…
sam | January 24, 2010 at 7:08 pm
KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE !!!
Iceweazle | January 24, 2010 at 7:11 pm
I just ripped my eyes from my head and went outside and buried them!
kingofbeer | January 24, 2010 at 7:13 pm
OMFG!!!! GET OUT OF THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EAT SOME FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COVER YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!11
/barf
Frank | January 24, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Blast it with piss!!!
amanda | January 24, 2010 at 7:14 pm
foul, just foul
dawn | January 24, 2010 at 7:15 pm
And this is Fashion taste-maker?
Bong | January 24, 2010 at 7:16 pm
She really looks like Gullum… if he lived in the Miami instead of a cave.
whatever | January 24, 2010 at 7:16 pm
and you wonder why your daughter has an eating disorder…
and fuck, woman, with all your money can’t you find a surgeon to fix your tits?
ashleigh | January 24, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Lindsay? Is that you?
Haywood Jablowmie | January 24, 2010 at 7:19 pm
I’d hit that. On a dare.
Walter | January 24, 2010 at 7:20 pm
I suddenly have a desire for a baked potato.
Bebe | January 24, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Ayayayayayayayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Heidi… this is your preview…..
fonzeyfu | January 24, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Aren’t those implants fetching in old age.
lol | January 24, 2010 at 7:34 pm
looks like lindsay stepped in her coke.
Sandra | January 24, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Hey,
This isn’t Donatella Versace. The same thing happened last year where everyone thought it was her, but it’s not.
X17online had to correct themselves.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/donatella_versace/donatellas_doppleganger_fooled_us_sorry-01212009.php#comments
Nameless | January 24, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Hell yeah!! Tara Reid is looking hot!
J to the 3rd power | January 24, 2010 at 7:38 pm
That’s not her. The nose is wrong. But that woman looks like the things nightmares are made of.
wildelk27 | January 24, 2010 at 7:46 pm
OH…DEAR…GOD!!!! I always wondered what fake boobs would look like on an old lady. Now I know. Wish I didn’t.
j | January 24, 2010 at 7:47 pm
I always wondered who played Pumpkin Head,,, I wish people could say this was Photoshoped but what demonic person would have such an imagination.
EPILEPTIC DAVE | January 24, 2010 at 7:48 pm
I’d fuck that, and love it.
Nicki C | January 24, 2010 at 7:50 pm
She looks like she belongs in the deli at Albertson’s grocery store. Think when her body is done decomposing her implants will still be perky?
Digitalvampire | January 24, 2010 at 7:52 pm
It’s the Crypt Keeper on vacation.
Goddess | January 24, 2010 at 7:53 pm
I guess that is photoshop because it is not possible that a 55 year old person looks like that, even a regular person looks much younger. This is the body of 75 year old woman.
yea | January 24, 2010 at 7:54 pm
id fuck her
awesomesauce | January 24, 2010 at 7:56 pm
It almost looks like she’s trying to mock burn victims with her face.
HEAVEN 4 RENT | January 24, 2010 at 7:57 pm
omg horror
Richport's Ghost | January 24, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I just gouged out my eyes, chopped off my penis, doused myself in bleach and then jumped off the roof of a 3-story building.
This orange, leathery, plastic-titted, duck-lipped, chain-smoking sack of shit is the most hideous ogre walking the face of the planet.
Don’t even get me started on her fucking freckles & her mottled forehead….
DG | January 24, 2010 at 7:58 pm
I would hit it, and brag about it to my friends.
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Rough's goodwill tour | January 24, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Id rather give it to Britney Murphy…
Hetero Femme | January 24, 2010 at 8:09 pm
please stop posting such stunning nude women, a lot of females reading this site are going to get very insecure about themselves
Help | January 24, 2010 at 8:17 pm
I thought Heidi said she was done for now?!? Did she put herself on broil?
pixi kyll | January 24, 2010 at 8:19 pm
isnt this REALLY a pic of madonna in her early years?
Funeral Guy | January 24, 2010 at 8:21 pm
I’ve seen corpses at the funeral home like this. Old leather ladies with their fake titties sticking straight up. Actually, I take that back. Most of them look better than this.
name | January 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm
NOT VERSACE! NOT HER!
me again | January 24, 2010 at 8:37 pm
yuck
magda | January 24, 2010 at 8:39 pm
this is not Donatella
Ein | January 24, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Mr.Superficial Writer, tear down this picture!
Jamey | January 24, 2010 at 8:49 pm
lindsay lohan in 20 years.
thedevilbakesmecookies | January 24, 2010 at 8:50 pm
I don’t know if this is Donatella, but one of the first rules of having extra skin is you don’t show it. I have seen worse. LOL It’s no big deal to me (I don’t care if she shows it or not), but that’s not what people lust over, unless they are those weird people who like to f*ck grandmas.
YUMMY!!! | January 24, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Am I the only one actually turned on by this?
BEK | January 24, 2010 at 8:53 pm
Interestingly, she has nice hands.Shame bout the rest !
Duke Steele | January 24, 2010 at 9:00 pm
How do you spell that sound you make when you puke???