Here’s renowned fashion designer Donatella Versace on the beach at St. Barts and doing a damn fine job of trying to make me bleed from the eyes. On that note, someone needs to tell Donatella Schindler’s List is a movie, not a fashion statement because, no joke, this woman’s only 53. Until I looked it up, I would’ve sworn her age was beef jerky.
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Goodbye penis!
Goodbye penis! It was nice knowing you.
would love to hear Randal spin this one. too bad.
Oh the poor bastard that gets to be her pool boy. Sorry, Jimbo, I mean “poor” in the the pathetic sense. I know she pays you a lot of money.
Of course that is her.
Her face has always looked bad… but the rest she had to work at .
Hey Meems. look in the mirror often enough, Elephant skank? You make me sick everything about you goddamn whore.
mumrah + crypt keeper + tanning bed= this yuck!!!
Her boobs are only 15………mmmmm 15 year old’s boobs.
Funniest post in a long time. The comments actually made me laugh for a change. “Anusaurus.” Hysterical. #56 needs to go touch up her black nail polish.
1)Donatella
2)Amy winehouse
3)A hole full of red ants
where do you stick your pee pee?
First, she looks about 80 years old, certainly not in her 50′s.
Second, I would really really like to know if she thinks she looks hot. Honestly, does she think, “I look so hot in this bikini”? Because most people, men or women, who looked like that would have the decency and humility to not expose ourselves to the public.
The Zombie Apocalypse has begun!!!
Oh my god! Horrible…I wasn’t worried about ageing before, I am now. This is just creepy. Why would you show yourself in public looking like that? We are way passed halloween lady!
Whats everyone talking about? she has all the ingredient for hotness…
The boobs, the tan skinny bod, the bleached hair, the waxed crotch, the deflated ass, the expensive kinis…what more could you want…
SHE LOOKS LIKE MAGDA FROM “SOMETHING ABOUT MARY”!!
Blisters on leather. I wouldn’t have thought that possible.
eh, i’d pity fuck it. Wouldn’t mind shoving a wine bottle up that dirty hooch and shitting on that leathery chest. who’s with me??
GET THIS OFF THE FRONT PAGE, NOW!!!
HAWT!
@ 65
You are right! Hahahahha! But magda was make up, this is for real!!! Ewwww!
10 more years and that’s Linda Hogan.
Man what I would do to that!
For starters – make a nice pair of leather shoes out of it.
I don’t think that’s her…
WHITE WOMEN, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TOO IF YOU KEEP TANNING AND HITTING THE BEACH, HAHAHHA. I LOVE NOT BEING WHITE B/C I KNOW FOR A FACT I’M AGING GRACEFULLY :)
WHITE WOMEN, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TOO IF YOU KEEP TANNING AND HITTING THE BEACH, HAHAHHA. I LOVE NOT BEING WHITE B/C I KNOW FOR A FACT I’M AGING GRACEFULLY :)
Someone should tell this woman is ok to die. Everyone does it.
Someone should tell this woman is ok to die. Everyone does it.
Oh shit son, she looks like beef jerky in a bikini.
SO that is what implants look like when you are 80, I was wondering!
So that is what implants look like when you are 80, I was wondering!
So that is what implants look like when you are 80, I was wondering!
# 74, How do you know, for a fact, that you are aging gracefully? If you are African American, you started off looking like poop on a stick. It doesn’t matter how old or young you are, no one wants to look at you. As far as white chicks tanning, I agree. Why anyone does it is beyond me. Nothing sexier than leather skin.
That is not Donatella Versace
this makes me happy that im asian
Thanks for ruining my monitor, not to mention my sex life!!
What the hell is it?
Donatella’s boobs have been fake for at least 15 years. Add the jewelry and possible “Versace” bikini and we have enough proof that this walking charred sausage is her.
What I question is her age, there’s no way in hell she’s only two years older than Madonna.
RE: REDNEK: HONEY, I’M NOT BLACK. AND YOUR COMMENT ABOUT BLACKS IS RACIST, I MUST SAY. I AM NOT ASIAN EITHER, BECAUSE THOSE TEND TO SHRIVEL LIKE A PRUNE. LET’S JUST SAY I HAVE A NATURAL OLIVE SKIN TONE, WHICH IS WHAT MOST WHITIES TRY TO ATTAIN WITH TEH FAKE TAN AND BEACH, BUT I HAVE NATURAL GOLDEN SKIN ALL YEAR ROUND AND NO WRINKLES OR ROLLS AND I’M 44. THANK YOU. DON’T HATE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
awesome, fish.
SERIOUSLY. I know that everyone is talking about her skin, but her LIPS!!! OMG. Did he really have to post this? God. It’s like a dead fish.
Donatella Versace makes the Baby Jesus cry.
I’d Hit It Twice!
This almost makes me feel bad for her.
almost.
She must hate looking at herself in the mirror.
BUT…she’s a bazillionaire who should be
smart enough *not* to use tanning beds when
she’s as leathery && shrivelled as. . . .as. . . .a leathery
&& shrivelled old woman!?!
But still, i’d hate to have to look at that every morning.
This almost makes me feel bad for her.
almost.
She must hate looking at herself in the mirror.
BUT…she’s a bazillionaire who should be
smart enough *not* to use tanning beds when
she’s as leathery && shrivelled as. . . .as. . . .a leathery
&& shrivelled old woman!?!
But still, i’d hate to have to look at that every morning.
Milk mustache?
Hey, would you look at that, it’s Lindsay Lohan in 4 years…
I love it! Elle, Katie and now…Magda!
Her mouth looks like a glazed horse vagina.
OH MY FUCKING GOD! Quick someone give me a stick, I’ma take care of this problem right now and poke my damn eyes out.
I haven’t been this tramitized since I walked into my grandparent’s camper to see an elephant skin rug raping a badger.
is that really Donella? Incredible if it is, and more incredible if she is only 53. She looks at least 80 in these pics.
And no wonder if her poor daughter has an eating disorder if this is the type of role model she is.
??Are we sure that’s her? That doesn’t look like any pictures of Donatella I’ve ever seen. She’s got a totally different nose, chin and mouth in all the other pictures I’ve seen of her. In fact I really hate her nose in the other pictures. This nose is ok looking. And i saw what I thought was a recent picture of her but she didn’t look anywhere near that skinny.