Here’s renowned fashion designer Donatella Versace on the beach at St. Barts and doing a damn fine job of trying to make me bleed from the eyes. On that note, someone needs to tell Donatella Schindler’s List is a movie, not a fashion statement because, no joke, this woman’s only 53. Until I looked it up, I would’ve sworn her age was beef jerky.
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Mike | December 30, 2008 at 12:47 pm
First and hideous!
feararewishes | December 30, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Not long for this world.
Mal Gusto | December 30, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Her stomach still looks better than Tara Reid’s
wtf | December 30, 2008 at 12:51 pm
aah! finally found it! just the right image for my high school project on anorexia~
Shallow Hal | December 30, 2008 at 12:52 pm
So, what I want to know is… that supposed to be pepper beef or teriyaki?
Cat | December 30, 2008 at 12:53 pm
no wonder her daughter can’t seem to recover, look at her mother!!!! yeuck!!!
I WAS eating lunch... | December 30, 2008 at 12:54 pm
1. no wonder her daughter has an eating disorder.
2. WHY?! why for the love of all that is couture would you subject us to this?
I think I’m gonna have to stick to the geekologie writer from now on.
You have failed me too many times.
sunshine | December 30, 2008 at 12:54 pm
“dead (wo)man walking”
mimi | December 30, 2008 at 1:00 pm
SHHH! Have some respect!
Donatella doesn’t know she’s dead!
lisa | December 30, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I really pity her..
grobpilot | December 30, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Anyone ever see “Creature from the Black Lagoon”?
dilbert | December 30, 2008 at 1:03 pm
My 80yo grandma looks better, and she’s been dead for months!
thejames1982 | December 30, 2008 at 1:03 pm
it’s like a piece of beef jerky walking towards me…
Slappy White | December 30, 2008 at 1:03 pm
She looks like she died 20 years ago; but someone forgot to tell her.
Welcome to the Jungle | December 30, 2008 at 1:05 pm
MY EYES, MY EEEEEEEYEEEEEESSSS!!!!!
NecroMan | December 30, 2008 at 1:07 pm
If I did her, would that be necrophilia?
Nor Cal | December 30, 2008 at 1:08 pm
her ass is to be studied. cocaine and ciggs young ladies, this is what you end up with! add stress and an unhealthy body image and your dead (looking) at 53. preach, preach, preach…. I love health! Save the slut dust for the strippers and get to a pilates class & bring your spriulina smoothie w/a sweet honey flower pollen boost! Then have monster monkey sex with your sweetie all night and check the phish till you drop! TMI? Life is good.
Pink | December 30, 2008 at 1:08 pm
thanks i just lost my lunch
Pink | December 30, 2008 at 1:08 pm
thanks i just lost my lunch
Fat Lady | December 30, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Ahem.. LA LA LA… Is it time to sing yet?
EuroNeckPain | December 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm
AAAAAAAAEEUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Elle Mc Pherson is ageing well after all, compared to this monster !!! 53 ??? How is that possible ??? With all the money she’s got ???
chickdowntown | December 30, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Might just be madonna with a tan.
Alex | December 30, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Yep. There just went every ounce of heterosexuality I had left.
Chef | December 30, 2008 at 1:16 pm
DO NOT post her in the “So Freaking Hot” section!!!
PLEASE?
LALALA | December 30, 2008 at 1:17 pm
THIS IS NOT Donatella Versace….it doesn’t even look like her…. she has real tits and is nowhere near this skinny…..she also has a very distinct nose and is one of the most fashinable women on the planet and therefore would not put something on her lips to have them be so pale….I also doubt she’d ever remove herself from her yacht!
linds | December 30, 2008 at 1:18 pm
oh my god…what the hell happened to her? she didn’t used to look like this…?? not that she looked much better before…but jesus.
some people have a fucked idea of what’s attractive..
Mal Gusto | December 30, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Please, one of you photoshop wizards, paste Lohan’s face on that body and repost it. that is what Lohan is gonna look like before 53!
It's Me Fuckers | December 30, 2008 at 1:20 pm
that is just fuckin wrong. Doesn’t anyone tell her what she looks like? OMG! Her tits look like someone took an orange, cut it in 1/2 and stuck it under her skin. *gags* I thought being rich was supposed to make you beautiful into your later years… fuck that shit.
Natali | December 30, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I totally agree with LALALA, I cannot believe this is Donatella Versace. It’s not her face AT ALL. Ok this one is ugly, too blond and eww tanned but the rest isn”t like her: her nose, her body shape, her lips etc.
It's Me Fuckers | December 30, 2008 at 1:24 pm
rofl… the female, white version of Michael Jackson… she is MJ’s opposite… his ying to her yang
thejames1982 | December 30, 2008 at 1:24 pm
it’s like a piece of beef jerky walking towards me…
Jessica | December 30, 2008 at 1:29 pm
o god she reminds me of the mummy that Fry mistakes for jerky in the I, Roommate episode of Futurama.
sorry, that was just my instantaneous association.
Deuce Bigalow | December 30, 2008 at 1:30 pm
AAAAAAAAHHHHH! Oh God….. I mean…. OH JESUS……..
WTF happened there???????
tylerskie | December 30, 2008 at 1:31 pm
looks like wilford brimley. look at the ‘stache.
BEETIS!
Yam | December 30, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Are you all blind? That’s NOT Donatella Versace!!!
Brazilian | December 30, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!
Lea | December 30, 2008 at 1:36 pm
yeah but she’s loaded !!
cj | December 30, 2008 at 1:37 pm
See what money can buy…he doesn’t look like he’s holding back vomit or anything!!! Amazing!!
big teeth | December 30, 2008 at 1:45 pm
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Ralph | December 30, 2008 at 1:45 pm
But she is real rich!
stickykeys | December 30, 2008 at 1:47 pm
i’d hit it!
shellbelli | December 30, 2008 at 1:49 pm
that is not Donatella folks sorry,
not much of an improvement but still not her
sarahp | December 30, 2008 at 1:52 pm
That is the scariest F-ing thing I’ve seen since I woke up on 11/5/08 and saw the newspaper headlines…
Pathetic Worm | December 30, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Someone should call Jurassic Park and tell them that their Anusaurus has escaped.
loved` | December 30, 2008 at 1:53 pm
:O shyt !! she looks like she melting … women jus dy already! plezzz do it for us and ma eyez!
CreepyKen | December 30, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I think it’s the Crypt Keepers lover.
My penis has inverted itself. I now have two ‘belly buttons’. Both are hairy.
Vince Lombardi | December 30, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Just GREAT. Now my letter opener, a valued gift and most important item in my home office, is covered in blood and optic goo. Thanks, Fish. It’ll take me weeks to polish this shit out. Thank God I type by feel.
juniper | December 30, 2008 at 2:01 pm
im supposed to believe the superficial writer could get an erection before this picture?
Mal Gusto | December 30, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I am afraid that is her. Compare to this pic:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/25/donatella_versace.jpg
and
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/3/donatella-versace.jpg
sad but true
Peanut | December 30, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Someone spent too long in the tanning bed…(or food dehydrator)