Here’s renowned fashion designer Donatella Versace on the beach at St. Barts and doing a damn fine job of trying to make me bleed from the eyes. On that note, someone needs to tell Donatella Schindler’s List is a movie, not a fashion statement because, no joke, this woman’s only 53. Until I looked it up, I would’ve sworn her age was beef jerky.
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First and hideous!
Not long for this world.
Her stomach still looks better than Tara Reid’s
aah! finally found it! just the right image for my high school project on anorexia~
So, what I want to know is… that supposed to be pepper beef or teriyaki?
no wonder her daughter can’t seem to recover, look at her mother!!!! yeuck!!!
1. no wonder her daughter has an eating disorder.
2. WHY?! why for the love of all that is couture would you subject us to this?
I think I’m gonna have to stick to the geekologie writer from now on.
You have failed me too many times.
“dead (wo)man walking”
SHHH! Have some respect!
Donatella doesn’t know she’s dead!
I really pity her..
Anyone ever see “Creature from the Black Lagoon”?
My 80yo grandma looks better, and she’s been dead for months!
it’s like a piece of beef jerky walking towards me…
She looks like she died 20 years ago; but someone forgot to tell her.
MY EYES, MY EEEEEEEYEEEEEESSSS!!!!!
If I did her, would that be necrophilia?
her ass is to be studied. cocaine and ciggs young ladies, this is what you end up with! add stress and an unhealthy body image and your dead (looking) at 53. preach, preach, preach…. I love health! Save the slut dust for the strippers and get to a pilates class & bring your spriulina smoothie w/a sweet honey flower pollen boost! Then have monster monkey sex with your sweetie all night and check the phish till you drop! TMI? Life is good.
thanks i just lost my lunch
thanks i just lost my lunch
Ahem.. LA LA LA… Is it time to sing yet?
AAAAAAAAEEUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Elle Mc Pherson is ageing well after all, compared to this monster !!! 53 ??? How is that possible ??? With all the money she’s got ???
Might just be madonna with a tan.
Yep. There just went every ounce of heterosexuality I had left.
DO NOT post her in the “So Freaking Hot” section!!!
PLEASE?
THIS IS NOT Donatella Versace….it doesn’t even look like her…. she has real tits and is nowhere near this skinny…..she also has a very distinct nose and is one of the most fashinable women on the planet and therefore would not put something on her lips to have them be so pale….I also doubt she’d ever remove herself from her yacht!
oh my god…what the hell happened to her? she didn’t used to look like this…?? not that she looked much better before…but jesus.
some people have a fucked idea of what’s attractive..
Please, one of you photoshop wizards, paste Lohan’s face on that body and repost it. that is what Lohan is gonna look like before 53!
that is just fuckin wrong. Doesn’t anyone tell her what she looks like? OMG! Her tits look like someone took an orange, cut it in 1/2 and stuck it under her skin. *gags* I thought being rich was supposed to make you beautiful into your later years… fuck that shit.
I totally agree with LALALA, I cannot believe this is Donatella Versace. It’s not her face AT ALL. Ok this one is ugly, too blond and eww tanned but the rest isn”t like her: her nose, her body shape, her lips etc.
rofl… the female, white version of Michael Jackson… she is MJ’s opposite… his ying to her yang
it’s like a piece of beef jerky walking towards me…
o god she reminds me of the mummy that Fry mistakes for jerky in the I, Roommate episode of Futurama.
sorry, that was just my instantaneous association.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH! Oh God….. I mean…. OH JESUS……..
WTF happened there???????
looks like wilford brimley. look at the ‘stache.
BEETIS!
Are you all blind? That’s NOT Donatella Versace!!!
Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!
yeah but she’s loaded !!
See what money can buy…he doesn’t look like he’s holding back vomit or anything!!! Amazing!!
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But she is real rich!
i’d hit it!
that is not Donatella folks sorry,
not much of an improvement but still not her
That is the scariest F-ing thing I’ve seen since I woke up on 11/5/08 and saw the newspaper headlines…
Someone should call Jurassic Park and tell them that their Anusaurus has escaped.
:O shyt !! she looks like she melting … women jus dy already! plezzz do it for us and ma eyez!
I think it’s the Crypt Keepers lover.
My penis has inverted itself. I now have two ‘belly buttons’. Both are hairy.
Just GREAT. Now my letter opener, a valued gift and most important item in my home office, is covered in blood and optic goo. Thanks, Fish. It’ll take me weeks to polish this shit out. Thank God I type by feel.
im supposed to believe the superficial writer could get an erection before this picture?
I am afraid that is her. Compare to this pic:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/25/donatella_versace.jpg
and
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2008/3/donatella-versace.jpg
sad but true
Someone spent too long in the tanning bed…(or food dehydrator)