Spawning a global wave of absolutely stupid
Yuck another Trump baby…great…! How does this old fart get so many hot chicks…? Oh yeah…MONEY how could I have forgetten…
That kid will be huffing hair spray every time his father holds him.
You KNOW that woman is in it for the money. I wonder if they got a pre-nup. If they did, she better open up a secret bank account and stash money whenever she gets a chance. JUST IN CASE!
Would be better for Trumps Bank account if he married women who were Barren.
How can she even have sex with him?
The mere thought utterly revolts me.
EEWW! How could she sleep with that tupee wearin’, rinkle dick old geezer? I wonder if he has LAD (Little Ass Dick) syndrome.
I wonder how all the kids are going to treat this little new Trump?
Trump will never admit it, but his goal is to impregnant young, hot supermodels, make them famous and then dump them for the next one.
Anyone know what the name of his next kid is going to be?
what is up with her face
An exclusive Barron Von Trump baby picture can be found here http://kalioto.com/2006/03/donald-trumps-wife-gives-birth-to-boy.html
Baby Branding: The spelling of his kid’s name (Barron) is no error; it is the name of a major financial magazine (see http://www.barronsmag.com). Wonder if the publication paid Trump for the lifetime’s worth of advertising the kid will provide. Of course if the kid turns out to be a neutotic screwup maybe there’s a clause specifying he has to change his name to Wall Street Journal.
He has to have children by models, with genes like his you need something super to make his kids look decent.
But those two older kids of his are funny looking, Trump Jr and Ivanka.
So how long do we have to wait for Trump to say…”oh my son…he’s hot huh? If he was just a LITTLE older…I would date him!! HA what a perv!!
Here’s a name that kid better get used to in boarding school: Punching bag.
I will try to forget the horror of actually having sex with Donald Trump. I would be way too depressed to even have his children EW!
Wait until that baby confuses Ivanka for his mother – then hilarity ensures.
Trump has to keep having kids, even at 59, so as to contribute to his future hair fund. Once the Donald is all the way bald, little Barron will wake up one dark and gloomy night to the sound of phantom clippers.
When asked to comment, Barron replied, “My father is WHO??” and began to vomit. Then, after suckling at Melania’s breasts, he yelled, “You’re hired!”
LMFAO at #15.
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