Donald Trump writes Rosie O’Donnell a letter

January 10th, 2007 // 88 Comments
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Rosie O’Donnell allegedly blew up at Barbara Walters in the makeup room of The View Monday and accused her of lying and not defending her against Donald Trump. After hearing about the fight, Donald Trump wrote Rosie a letter saying:

Dear Rosie,

I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife — you needed the rest.

An article in today’s New York Post, indicates that you blew up at Barbara Walters for being a ‘liar.’ Actually, I don’t blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could ‘patch things up’ (I said no). To be exact, she said that ‘working with her is like living in hell’ and, more pointedly, ‘Donald never get into the mud with pigs’ and, ‘don’t worry, she won’t be here for long.’ Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that’s why her initial statement was so mild!

In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how ‘Rosie was doing,’ ‘she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said ‘Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.’

In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!

Sincerely, Donald J. Trump

P.S. I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!

What a sly dog. Instead of killing her himself, Donald Trump’s gonna escalate Rosie O’Donnell’s fight with Barbara Walters to the point where Babs will do it for him. Smart too, because I dropped by Barbara Walters’ home once and saw her punching through blocks of ice with her bare hands.

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  1. danielle

    And then he wiped his ass with it.

  2. leahandderik

    This “fight” is seriously halarious, and my first comment btw.

  3. mztry

    Woman of America support Rosie.

    THE DUCK… is everything Rosie says he is.

    GO ROSIE!

  4. LegalKNievel

    @3

    whatever you say, dyke.

  5. pubic bone

    women of america supported rosie when she pretending to be hetero & nice on her show, especially when she interviewed tom cruise (who was pretending to be hetero & sane). now…not so much. they watch her on the view for the fireworks, safe in the knowledge that uber-grandma walters will show rosie her own still-beating heart before she dies, if she gets out of line.

  6. Donald Trump is a waste of anyone’s time. This whole thing is stupid and I could care less.

  7. jojo

    I love me some Rosie….Trump is an ugly ass lying piece of shit. Barbara Walters called him on his bullshit. Rosie does more for people than he has ever done. Thats it. Oh and before anyone says it, no Im not a “dyke”

  8. combustion8

    rosie started all of this, thats why its so funny/satisfying watching her get owned by the donald.

  9. Donald is the king. Rosie must cower before him.

    katie holmes may regret marrying tom cruise at crabbie’s

  10. Populist

    Walters had better watch herself. O’Donnell could throw her down and stomp that old lady like a raisin. One brush with a charging Rosie, and I’m betting there’ll be at least one broken hip.

  11. Nando

    Rosie should wipe her cooter with Donald’s letter while she’s on her period and send it back to him with the message “My blood is on your hands.”

  12. LegalKNievel

    @6

    thus, it is an appropriate topic of conversation in a forum known as TheSuperficial.

    Maybe you oughtta ease off on the St. John’s Wort ya fucktard.

  13. dreamhypnotique

    I think that it’s ironic that Donald Trump criticises Rosie O’Donnell for making a private argument with Barbara Walters “get into the newspapers” when he himself is publicly divulging the particulars of a private conversation between himself and Barbara Walters, who probably wanted her comments to be kept in the strictest confidence.

    However, that being said, I think Donald Trump is a million times cooler than Rosie O’Donnell, and I really hope he roasts that fat swine and uses the embers from her smoldering carcass to pave a street basketball court.

  14. RichPort

    Anyone who signs shit with their first name only is a Grade A dildo dipped in tabasco.

  15. DieFrau

    Donald is stupid and disgusting looking. I don’t know how that wife of his sleeps with him, she probably even doesn’t that is why he’s so cranky. I wouldn’t touch that nasty shit called Donald for a million bucks.

  16. cherie

    I think that they are both making themselves look like idiots. Rosie was right about Donald when he forgave Miss USA but she threw rumors of him being bankrupt which wasn’t true at all so she should be penalized for that. But Donald certainly couldn’t find a more mature way of dealing with it so he had to succumb himself and call her fat and then drag Barb into it because he wants to be ‘safe’ in this situation and have Rosie focus her attention on Bab instead of him. So when you actually thing about it, Don is a snob but he’s smart so he can get away with anything.

  17. 86

    All in the name of Sweeps, I tell you.

  18. Danklin

    The man is a fucking child. DAmn, he’s like in his 60′s, grow the fuck up already.

  19. Wild Rose

    The most satisfying (but yet disturbing) thing about this whole affair is it proves that you can be worth millions but still be an immature twithead. Seriously, is Donald in Grade 7? This is the equivilent to passing notes in school, all this “He said” “she said” shit. It also shows Donald’s level of maturity when he brings Kelly into this. Drop the false sincerity, Donald, it makes you look like a complete ASSHOLE!

  20. The latest comments are that ABC is VERY happy with Rosie since the ratings have gone up, and that they may try to force Barbara out of the show she started to get Rosie to stay. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!

  21. LL

    Help me, Jebus, how old are these people? I wish I was famous and fabulously wealthy and had nothing better to do than stroke myself in the press. They’re all a bunch of old attention whores. It’s really pretty hard to decide who’s the whoriest, so I’m not gonna try. I’m just going to gaze at my picture of Anderson Cooper and try to forget these 3 ugly old hags.

  22. These has been the gayest thing ever; even gayer than Rosie O’Donnell going down on a butch dyke rhynocerous on her period. The End.

  23. 86

    Real World MCXIVV – The World

  24. techclerk

    This is all originating from Rosie being mad because rich old white men judge the Miss America contest and fat old lesbians can’t. It took me a while to figure this wacko’s motive, but I am proud I finally get it. It is just liberal kookburger bullshit.

    TOILETDUCK, We need you here!

  25. Pointandlaugh

    Trump RULES.

    #20 — that will never happen.

    I agree with # 5 & 8

    /that is all.

  26. lookma_nohans

    @16
    Check your Wikipedia, dolt. The DonDon has been bankrupt at least twice. He *pretends* that it wasn’t his personal bankruptcy because he didn’t personally declare — he just let his companies go bankrupt. Maybe it’s me, but if you own a donut shop and all of your money went to building the donut shop, and then it burns down… you’re F-ing bankrupt, sucka! Also, Rosie is screwed because dude, no donuts.

  27. Pointandlaugh

    Rosie is a TWATWAFFLE.

  28. #14

    RichPort, I hate both of these cunts with the searing heat of one hundred thousand suns. Furthermore, the reasons for this hatred go on nearly forever and your characterization of Mr. Trump as a “Grade A dildo dipped in tabasco” is clearly appropriate.

    I respectfully inquire regarding the perceived crime of signing a non-legal document with a first name only.

    Thank you.

  29. discerningcritic

    Trump is an obvious liar. Has lied about his finances before and I just now stumbled upon the accusations that he redubs lines for the boardroom sequences of the Apprentice with Mark Burnett…check it out.

    http://www.knover.com/Search/donald%20trump

    And Rosie…whatever…she sucks anyway you cut it…trump owns the pageant…

  30. Seriously, Donald is a douche. And somewhere between the show “Rosie” and shaving her head, Rosie became a douche as well. That being said, Rosie is a comedian (to what degree is negotiable) and comedians make fun of people. Often celebrities. Often celebrities in need of some fun-making. Donald could have laughed it off, or if he was that upset, could have maturely shown evidence discounting whatever wasn’t true that Rosie said. Instead he chose to act like a dickcheese 8 year old with access to the media. Seriously, my 12 year old sister would have handled Rosie’s chiding better. Seriously, get a personality, Donald. How did someone with the class equivalent to a guest on Jerry Springer become the head of a corporation. The more I learn about higher-ups at companies, the more a realize any assbag off the street that can read, write, and intimidate people could run a corporation.

  31. RichPort

    #28 – Trump is a media whore who would milk a dead fucking cow if he could get some cameras on him. The average Joe can sign his familiar correspondence however he/ she chooses, but I really fucking hope he has “The Donald” written on his headstone. Then I’ll go and kick it over. “Rosie” is anything but fucking rosey. I imagine she smells the the fish market on a July afternoon. After Paris walks by pantiless. After being gangbanged by a brigade of freakishly well hung dwarfs with excessive ejaculatory issues and a penchant for cream pies.

    Rich

  32. karifarrell

    Well, I’m happy to see some actual gossip on this site for today…..yesterday’s posts (yawn) sucked!!!
    And now about the post: Is this fucking for real? I’ve never in my life since grade school heard such nonsense. This is coming from adults? They both need a “time-out”. Or wait, no this cannot be for real. It’s a joke. It’s a joke, everybody!!! Hahaha. Little early for April Fool’s, but perhaps that will be the day they announce that they were just kidding the whole time.

  33. WildRose is right about everything except it is 3rd grade, not 7th.

  34. wedgeone

    This is AWESOME!! There’s only one thing left for them to do …

    CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!!

    Wouldn’t it be cool to have Rosie and Donald in a 12 round extravaganza at one of Trump’s casinos? Now THAT would be the fight of the century. Move over Joanie vs. Joey. I’d pay to see that.

  35. PrettyBaby

    I hope Donald Trump steamroles that hideous fat, ugly, non-funny Rosie. He too is hideous but I still say Go Team Donald.
    I hope he gets the cunt fired.

  36. fergernauster

    They’re both homely, chubby dip-shits with big mouths, ugly hair, self-esteem issues and too much money for their (lack of) respective talents.

    Still… I’d take Rosie over Trump any day of the week. She’s more palatable.

  37. fergernauster

    P.S. – Trump is a juvenile, lying misogynist with tuna breath and a brittle wig.

    Like, ew.

  38. PrettyBaby

    Have you ever had the dishonor, displeasure, bad luck or poor judgement to watch “The View”??
    The show is HORRID. Rosie never shuts her fat, nasty yapper and all the co-hosts detest her with the burning hatred of a billion suns.

  39. PrettyBaby

    And do you remember Rosie and her poor wife and their “In-your-face-everyone” marriage? Let’s just say this cunt is not exactly my fav.

  40. BibiLush

    sly, yes but what a tattletale he is. this is like some afterschool special. they’re equally awful {grotesquely over the top} in their own abhorrent way. i say it’s a tie, till we see what babs is packing. X

  41. fergernauster

    Trump HAS been “underfunded” more than once in his life, and one need not search very far or very privately to reveal this truth.

    Did O’Donnell touch a nerve, Trump?

    Aha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!

    Fools.

  42. fergernauster

    When Melania leaves him (after the second child), he needs to hook up with Rosie, as she is his equal.

  43. PrettyBaby

    Yeah, he is a damn tattletale, but BAbs is too scared of him NOT to respond to it and she hates FatRosie too much to ignore it.

  44. fergernauster

    I suggest Trump asks his admin. staff to henceforth type all correspondence left-flush, full-block style.

    It is far more professional, polished and modern.

  45. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    That’s what I would do if I was a billionaire real estate mogul: write snarky letters to TV lesbians…
    “Dear Ellen,
    How’s your ‘wife’? Ha! Ha! You have a toilet face and you are a stupid butt fart. I know this lady, she says you are dumb! Why don’t you have gay vagina sex with your ‘life partner’?! Homo!!!!
    Sincerely,
    Alouicious P. Von Detrich, III, Esq.”

  46. fergernauster

    Oh, oshkosh… Portia deRossi is HOT! (Unlike Rosie’s life partner, what’s-her-name).

  47. Aw, look out for Donny, master of psychology.

  48. caljenna

    Either this is all phony hearsay B.S. or it is a blatant attempt both for publicity and to rev up all these websites and tv shows that thrive on this kind of stuff. I find it very hard to believe that he got where he is today acting (and writing!) this way, or even her for that matter. Either way, it’s just dumb and boring now, they should bitch slap each other or shut up already!

  49. PrettyBaby

    #45 Osh- hahahaha!! Yes, that would be the way to show yourself as a mature tyrant. Picking on ugly gay women.
    Aye, but Rosie still deserves it.

  50. Even though I think Trump is funnier than Rosie.

    I have to say that telling Rosie her girlfriend was too pretty for her was a HUGE case of the pot calling the Kettle Black.

    That will be all.

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