Donald Trump to Carrie Prejean: ‘Do porn.’

The Superficial / November 19, 2009

After throwing a hissy fit on Larry King Live and getting caught in several lies about her solo vaginal adventures, Carrie Prejean has turned to Donald Trump in a last ditch plea for advice. He responded with nothing less than pure wisdom. Via Page Six:

“Maybe,” Mr. Trump said only half-jokingly, “she should become a major porn star, make millions of dollars, and give it to worthy causes.”

If there’s truly a God in Heaven, there’s no way he didn’t hear that and go, “Yeah, all that stuff. Make that stuff happen. Why’d I let this guy go bald again?”

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