Donald Trump to Carrie Prejean: ‘Do porn.’

November 19th, 2009 // 54 Comments

After throwing a hissy fit on Larry King Live and getting caught in several lies about her solo vaginal adventures, Carrie Prejean has turned to Donald Trump in a last ditch plea for advice. He responded with nothing less than pure wisdom. Via Page Six:

“Maybe,” Mr. Trump said only half-jokingly, “she should become a major porn star, make millions of dollars, and give it to worthy causes.”

If there’s truly a God in Heaven, there’s no way he didn’t hear that and go, “Yeah, all that stuff. Make that stuff happen. Why’d I let this guy go bald again?”

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  1. Posh

    First.

    stfu trump.

  2. Jim

    Great advice!

  3. just release your videos as a $10 DVD and make money off of this already!
    jesus, carrie, do we have to explain everything to you?
    sell your video, make us happy, make yourself money.
    easy.

    http://streamargentina.blogspot.com

  4. Superevil

    I would love to blast her in the face with my liberal seed.

  5. Ing

    HA! She in the exact pose of a Barbie doll.

  6. kingofbeer

    The elder umpa lumpa has spoken the truth!

  7. Julio

    6th.

    Stfu #1. I’d fuck this bitch till she praised Satan.

  8. flashnorton

    Hey how about you cover Tila Tequila and her hour long naked rant on Ustream or something like that. TMZ broke the story about while ago. Isn’t that something you normally try to keep a beat on since she’s a D-list celebrity like nearly everyone you write about?

    Just saying

  9. Cball

    Donald Trump: Hero to the working man.

  10. Tinner

    God I am so tired of BS like this: she’s a young woman in the 21st century ffs. Yes: she’s going to have sex and do fun things like taking a pic and a vid for her boyfriend.

    Why the f*** is murrika still giving a damn about 11th century morals?

  11. You gotta admit that was pretty BALLSY for The CombOver to so casually announce .

    Pretty much saying the only chance she has is to WHORE her self out like all the other 15min useless celebs i.e. Paris, Kim K, etc.

    Acutally….MAD PROPS to the Donald for calling it like it is.

  12. Taz

    She would fit right in with her big fake tits

  13. Ms.Whiplash

    Tinner, the problem most people have with her isn’t the videos. You’re right, it’s not a big deal that she has/had a boyfriend and maybe likes sex. The problem is her non-stop lying and manipulation. I find it more and more hilarious each time something new surfaces about another one of her “sins” . She’s a judgemental, preachy, phony bitch. Let’s let her fade away.

  14. Patricia

    You gotta love a HYPOCRITE!!!! The funny thing is, she still doesn’t get it, LOL LOL. She is still trying to justify it all. Or act like all this evidence of her hypocrisy doesn’t exist, LOL.

  15. Rico

    Tinner, you are a complete retard. People are trashing her because she is a hypocrite. She has a paragraph long rant about porn in her book yet she has produced pornographic materials herself. She complains about porn being everywhere but it is people like her that produce it. She is a phony.

  16. toobad

    @13 Absolutely. Have you ever noticed the ones that complain the loudest about “conservative” issues are the ones that have the most to hide? It’s like they feel the need to overcompensate in the opposite direction in order to balance out their depravities.

    If she’d just shut up and admit she made a mistake (well, many mistakes), everyone would go on with their lives. We all make mistakes, but some don’t learn from them…

  17. Veronica

    well said Trump.

  18. Pat

    HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  19. Great advise mr trump lol

  20. Hanson Danson

    She could use her fingers to keep Satan out of her love tunnel.

  21. dude_on

    I really think Trump has his finger on this one. She has already done porn. It is just a matter of marketing and distribution at this point. It’s not like she has a reputable image to preserve. She shot that to hell herself. Coo, moan, and make a circular motion. Boom you’re rich. Now that is the stuff of a role model.

  22. dude_on

    I really think Trump has his finger on this one. She has already done porn. It is just a matter of marketing and distribution at this point. It’s not like she has a reputable image to preserve. She shot that to hell herself. Coo, moan, and make a circular motion. Boom you’re rich. Now that is the stuff of a role model.

  23. ha

    I don’t think you guys understand… these tapes were just part of her rehearsals- this was Carrie’s talent! She was just practicing to for the pageant, her ultimate solo!

  24. cc

    All of a sudden, I like Donald Trump. Hopefully, she’ll follow his advice. I can see it no…Carrie Prejean in ‘Miss Californication’ or ‘Pleasin’ Prejean’.

  25. cc

    I am still jealous of the guy who got to roll into San Diego for 4 days and spend most of it fucking her. Wish my business trips were like that.

  26. c2422131

    That mouth of hers. . . you just know she could suck down everything ya got, sack and all. She could become a porn legend!

  27. amoi

    His hair looks like a fallen soufflé or something equally unappetizing. Must being filthy rich always excuse men from looking like total douchebags?

  28. haha @5 Hypochristian Barbie

  29. Olpol

    Trump looks super orange there

  30. Olpol

    Trump looks super orange there

  31. Posh

    Yes, we all know she’d be a fucking adventure in the sack. I just meant trump shouldn’t be promoting pr0n.

  32. who dat

    She’s nothing special. Dyed hair, whitened teeth, probably liposuction, breast augmentation. I want to see how horny she is and how she rubs her clit. That is very telling. She should demand 30 Million for the tapes & pictures. They will make more than that. Every christian that is mocking her, will pay to view, while they masturbate to her tapes.

  33. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    I hate Trump, but he’s right. I think she’s a 3 input chick too. Those wacked out Jesus lovin’ religious girls often use their anus to remain ‘chaste’.

    Let’s see you finger that bearded clam Carrie!

  34. Will Trump consider running for president again?

    @ 10 Tinner – She’s pretending to be a Christian though, and pointing the finger at others. That’s what’s drawing attention.
    The average starlet wannabe turns out a porno, everyone just says, “Yeah, figures”.

  35. Hey Carrie, if you need a stunt-cock, let me know.

  36. I hate Trump, but he’s right. I think she’s a 3 input chick too. Those wacked out Jesus lovin’ religious girls often use their anus to remain ‘chaste’.

    Let’s see you finger that bearded clam Carrie!

  37. Yes, we all know she’d be a fucking adventure in the sack. I just meant trump shouldn’t be promoting pr0n.

  38. @ 10 Tinner – She’s pretending to be a Christian though, and pointing the finger at others. That’s what’s drawing attention.
    The average starlet wannabe turns out a porno, everyone just says, “Yeah, figures”.

  39. Let’s see you finger that bearded clam Carrie!

  40. bmose

    Palin-Prejean 2012!!!!

  41. BennyfromThames

    She seems like she would be a bitch in real life, but I still want to see her sex tape! I’ve already given her the white sticky one-handed salute a few times!

  42. cc

    I dreamt last night I was banging her doggie style while she read from the Bible.

  43. Cardinal Ximenez

    I can’t stop staring at her hands… Good lord she’d give a great handjob. Amen.

  44. JesusChrist

    Donald Trump has a spot waiting for him in heaven where a full head of hair will be miraculously restored to his combed over head. Carrie provided the hair by having it surgically removed from her genital area. Both will now look perfect in the presence of the Lord.

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  47. Hi,
    these tapes were just part of her rehearsals- this was Carrie’s talent! She was just practicing to for the pageant, her ultimate solo!

  48. Beautiful lady,actually,she is sexy.

  49. They still have good clue about this, lol!

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