After throwing a hissy fit on Larry King Live and getting caught in several lies about her solo vaginal adventures, Carrie Prejean has turned to Donald Trump in a last ditch plea for advice. He responded with nothing less than pure wisdom. Via Page Six:
“Maybe,” Mr. Trump said only half-jokingly, “she should become a major porn star, make millions of dollars, and give it to worthy causes.”
If there’s truly a God in Heaven, there’s no way he didn’t hear that and go, “Yeah, all that stuff. Make that stuff happen. Why’d I let this guy go bald again?”
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Posh | November 19, 2009 at 1:20 pm
First.
stfu trump.
Jim | November 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Great advice!
i hate ip restrictions | November 19, 2009 at 1:31 pm
just release your videos as a $10 DVD and make money off of this already!
jesus, carrie, do we have to explain everything to you?
sell your video, make us happy, make yourself money.
easy.
http://streamargentina.blogspot.com
Superevil | November 19, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I would love to blast her in the face with my liberal seed.
Ing | November 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm
HA! She in the exact pose of a Barbie doll.
kingofbeer | November 19, 2009 at 1:37 pm
The elder umpa lumpa has spoken the truth!
Julio | November 19, 2009 at 1:38 pm
6th.
Stfu #1. I’d fuck this bitch till she praised Satan.
flashnorton | November 19, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Hey how about you cover Tila Tequila and her hour long naked rant on Ustream or something like that. TMZ broke the story about while ago. Isn’t that something you normally try to keep a beat on since she’s a D-list celebrity like nearly everyone you write about?
Just saying
Cball | November 19, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Donald Trump: Hero to the working man.
Tinner | November 19, 2009 at 2:00 pm
God I am so tired of BS like this: she’s a young woman in the 21st century ffs. Yes: she’s going to have sex and do fun things like taking a pic and a vid for her boyfriend.
Why the f*** is murrika still giving a damn about 11th century morals?
JaidenPaidIn | November 19, 2009 at 2:03 pm
You gotta admit that was pretty BALLSY for The CombOver to so casually announce .
Pretty much saying the only chance she has is to WHORE her self out like all the other 15min useless celebs i.e. Paris, Kim K, etc.
Acutally….MAD PROPS to the Donald for calling it like it is.
Taz | November 19, 2009 at 2:19 pm
She would fit right in with her big fake tits
Ms.Whiplash | November 19, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Tinner, the problem most people have with her isn’t the videos. You’re right, it’s not a big deal that she has/had a boyfriend and maybe likes sex. The problem is her non-stop lying and manipulation. I find it more and more hilarious each time something new surfaces about another one of her “sins” . She’s a judgemental, preachy, phony bitch. Let’s let her fade away.
Patricia | November 19, 2009 at 2:42 pm
You gotta love a HYPOCRITE!!!! The funny thing is, she still doesn’t get it, LOL LOL. She is still trying to justify it all. Or act like all this evidence of her hypocrisy doesn’t exist, LOL.
Rico | November 19, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Tinner, you are a complete retard. People are trashing her because she is a hypocrite. She has a paragraph long rant about porn in her book yet she has produced pornographic materials herself. She complains about porn being everywhere but it is people like her that produce it. She is a phony.
toobad | November 19, 2009 at 2:54 pm
@13 Absolutely. Have you ever noticed the ones that complain the loudest about “conservative” issues are the ones that have the most to hide? It’s like they feel the need to overcompensate in the opposite direction in order to balance out their depravities.
If she’d just shut up and admit she made a mistake (well, many mistakes), everyone would go on with their lives. We all make mistakes, but some don’t learn from them…
Veronica | November 19, 2009 at 3:14 pm
well said Trump.
Pat | November 19, 2009 at 3:33 pm
HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Girlgemma | November 19, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Great advise mr trump lol
Hanson Danson | November 19, 2009 at 3:54 pm
She could use her fingers to keep Satan out of her love tunnel.
dude_on | November 19, 2009 at 4:11 pm
I really think Trump has his finger on this one. She has already done porn. It is just a matter of marketing and distribution at this point. It’s not like she has a reputable image to preserve. She shot that to hell herself. Coo, moan, and make a circular motion. Boom you’re rich. Now that is the stuff of a role model.
dude_on | November 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I really think Trump has his finger on this one. She has already done porn. It is just a matter of marketing and distribution at this point. It’s not like she has a reputable image to preserve. She shot that to hell herself. Coo, moan, and make a circular motion. Boom you’re rich. Now that is the stuff of a role model.
ha | November 19, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I don’t think you guys understand… these tapes were just part of her rehearsals- this was Carrie’s talent! She was just practicing to for the pageant, her ultimate solo!
cc | November 19, 2009 at 4:39 pm
All of a sudden, I like Donald Trump. Hopefully, she’ll follow his advice. I can see it no…Carrie Prejean in ‘Miss Californication’ or ‘Pleasin’ Prejean’.
cc | November 19, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I am still jealous of the guy who got to roll into San Diego for 4 days and spend most of it fucking her. Wish my business trips were like that.
c2422131 | November 19, 2009 at 4:47 pm
That mouth of hers. . . you just know she could suck down everything ya got, sack and all. She could become a porn legend!
amoi | November 19, 2009 at 5:30 pm
His hair looks like a fallen soufflé or something equally unappetizing. Must being filthy rich always excuse men from looking like total douchebags?
Trump's Tupee | November 19, 2009 at 5:34 pm
haha @5 Hypochristian Barbie
Olpol | November 19, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Trump looks super orange there
Olpol | November 19, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Trump looks super orange there
Posh | November 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Yes, we all know she’d be a fucking adventure in the sack. I just meant trump shouldn’t be promoting pr0n.
who dat | November 19, 2009 at 7:04 pm
She’s nothing special. Dyed hair, whitened teeth, probably liposuction, breast augmentation. I want to see how horny she is and how she rubs her clit. That is very telling. She should demand 30 Million for the tapes & pictures. They will make more than that. Every christian that is mocking her, will pay to view, while they masturbate to her tapes.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | November 19, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I hate Trump, but he’s right. I think she’s a 3 input chick too. Those wacked out Jesus lovin’ religious girls often use their anus to remain ‘chaste’.
Let’s see you finger that bearded clam Carrie!
Narcissist | November 20, 2009 at 7:42 am
Will Trump consider running for president again?
@ 10 Tinner – She’s pretending to be a Christian though, and pointing the finger at others. That’s what’s drawing attention.
The average starlet wannabe turns out a porno, everyone just says, “Yeah, figures”.
Porn | November 20, 2009 at 7:44 am
Hey Carrie, if you need a stunt-cock, let me know.
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I hate Trump, but he’s right. I think she’s a 3 input chick too. Those wacked out Jesus lovin’ religious girls often use their anus to remain ‘chaste’.
Let’s see you finger that bearded clam Carrie!
Ugg Classic Cardy | November 20, 2009 at 9:54 am
Yes, we all know she’d be a fucking adventure in the sack. I just meant trump shouldn’t be promoting pr0n.
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@ 10 Tinner – She’s pretending to be a Christian though, and pointing the finger at others. That’s what’s drawing attention.
The average starlet wannabe turns out a porno, everyone just says, “Yeah, figures”.
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Let’s see you finger that bearded clam Carrie!
bmose | November 20, 2009 at 10:04 am
Palin-Prejean 2012!!!!
BennyfromThames | November 20, 2009 at 10:21 am
She seems like she would be a bitch in real life, but I still want to see her sex tape! I’ve already given her the white sticky one-handed salute a few times!
cc | November 20, 2009 at 10:38 am
I dreamt last night I was banging her doggie style while she read from the Bible.
Cardinal Ximenez | November 20, 2009 at 11:27 am
I can’t stop staring at her hands… Good lord she’d give a great handjob. Amen.
JesusChrist | November 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Donald Trump has a spot waiting for him in heaven where a full head of hair will be miraculously restored to his combed over head. Carrie provided the hair by having it surgically removed from her genital area. Both will now look perfect in the presence of the Lord.
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They still have good clue about this, lol!