Donald Trump thinks Brad Pitt is smart

October 3rd, 2006 // 54 Comments

Donald Trump made a post on his blog yesterday commenting on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s statement that they wouldn’t marry until everybody in the Untied States was legally allowed to marry. He writes:

I know a lot of men who are perfectly happy being single. They have every excuse in the world why they’re not ready to get married.

I thought I had heard everything until I read why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie say they won’t be tying the knot anytime soon.

In an interview in the current issue of Esquire magazine, Brad said he and Angelina won’t consider getting married until – quote – “everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.”

Obviously, Brad is trying to be a social activist and make a point about dropping the restrictions on who is allowed to get married and who isn’t in this country. Or at least that’s what he wants people to think. Maybe he’s just come up with an excellent way to stay a bachelor.

It makes him look really concerned about the plight of other people. Yet at the same time, he doesn’t have to get married. This guy is smarter than I thought.

This is where I’d make fun of Donald Trump for something or another, but the guy has enough money to literally have me and my family shipped to the moon, so I’ll just sit tight and ponder how a man that looks like he does managed to marry a woman that looks like she does. I’m guessing it’s his personality.


  1. YoMama

    What is with Trump’s hair? Bad toupe or roadkill? You be the judge.

  2. yeah, but why the hell does donald always try to insert himself in every situation to grab attention?

  3. HeatherNoble

    A woman who looks like that? You mean surgically altered. Melania has had some rather public adjustments, check out before and after. The question is why do men with money and power ALWAYS prefer women who look like that, no matter their origin or how good or bad they look? Because of the unquestioning adoration our society gives women who ‘look good’ (personally I think she doesn’t, nor did Ivana…again surgical and phony)…and definition of looking good is very narrow and, uh, influenced by men not biologically attracted to women? Hence the caricature/barbie effect. Men aspire to money, and women can aspire to looks; the measure is in their attractiveness to men. What a boring, tired paradigm. Yawn. Next notion?

  4. Good God- I feel so selfish for getting married 37 years ago and having two children and now having four grandchildren. What on earth was I thinking?

    Sorry Brad, sorry Angie, for I know your heart is pure.

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