Donald Trump made a post on his blog yesterday commenting on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s statement that they wouldn’t marry until everybody in the Untied States was legally allowed to marry. He writes:
I know a lot of men who are perfectly happy being single. They have every excuse in the world why they’re not ready to get married.
I thought I had heard everything until I read why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie say they won’t be tying the knot anytime soon.
In an interview in the current issue of Esquire magazine, Brad said he and Angelina won’t consider getting married until – quote – “everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.”
Obviously, Brad is trying to be a social activist and make a point about dropping the restrictions on who is allowed to get married and who isn’t in this country. Or at least that’s what he wants people to think. Maybe he’s just come up with an excellent way to stay a bachelor.
It makes him look really concerned about the plight of other people. Yet at the same time, he doesn’t have to get married. This guy is smarter than I thought.
This is where I’d make fun of Donald Trump for something or another, but the guy has enough money to literally have me and my family shipped to the moon, so I’ll just sit tight and ponder how a man that looks like he does managed to marry a woman that looks like she does. I’m guessing it’s his personality.
shmoody | October 3, 2006 at 11:53 am
The Donald and his really crappy comb-over is simply jealous that he didn’t come up with that excuse.
By the way does Brad mean he wants to marry Tom, or Matt rather than Angelina?
Ramdonomo | October 3, 2006 at 11:53 am
((I’ll just sit tight and ponder how a man that looks like he does managed to marry a woman that looks like she does.))
It’s their identical eye squint. WTF.
Chicagoboy | October 3, 2006 at 11:56 am
A man worth more money that 99.99% of the people in the United States but whose opinion isn’t worth two cents.
Bioplant | October 3, 2006 at 11:58 am
Goddamn it his wife his hot.
AmishDude | October 3, 2006 at 11:59 am
Maybe Donald Trump has a huge RichPort?
patreesha | October 3, 2006 at 11:59 am
Er.. didn’t Charlize Theron make this same exact statement about her and her guy not getting married until gay marriage is legalized?
CelebSlam.com | October 3, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Every time I see the Donald’s hair, I have the urge to go possum huntin’
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AmishDude | October 3, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Where are the Untied States?
Would that be Hawaii?
Get it, un-tied states!
fro0ty | October 3, 2006 at 12:05 pm
trump can kiss my ass
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BigJim | October 3, 2006 at 12:10 pm
Does that bitch he married ever NOT look like she just had a cattle prod shoved up her ass?
Even the hottest woman in the world looks ugly if she’s always got a pissed off expression.
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 12:14 pm
#5 – Please, please… you can call it RichPort Jr, my little Amish feller.
Italian Stallion | October 3, 2006 at 12:15 pm
@5 and 8 your jokes are weak, carry on………
theblemish.com | October 3, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Donald trump is a pompous windbag.
http://theblemish.com
commissioner | October 3, 2006 at 12:22 pm
#6
Yes, Charlize said the same thing. Funny how those Hollywood types have such inflated egos they actually believe they can change public opinions and policy with their ultimatums.
I personally don’t give a rat’s ass if Brad or Charlize ever get married. Won’t affect my paycheck.
Donald Trump was trying to be funny. He’s not afraid to get married and give away half his shit.
shoof | October 3, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Melania (or whatever the F her name is) always looks like she’s about to take a serious shit. She may be pretty, but she’s gotta get that pole out of her ass.
10pennypixel.com | October 3, 2006 at 12:34 pm
The Donald thinks his hair is smart.
http://www.10pennypixel.com/
Angry Ferret Jones | October 3, 2006 at 12:35 pm
#15 – I think her look is a combination of taking a serious shit, and trying to figure out a REALLY hard math problem. You try that!
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 12:38 pm
#15 fucking A on that “taking a shit” look bit. Her and Victoria “i just took a massive creamy smelly dump” Beckham.
cunts
Dean | October 3, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Their faces tell me, “I have petroleum jelly in my asshole and I’ve been walking around for hours.”
BigJim | October 3, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Her face tells me:
C
U
Next
Tuesday
Either that, or she’s saying “If you get cum in my eye one more time I’m gonna rip your balls off.”
LL | October 3, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Help me, Jebus, Paris HIlton’s ass yesterday and Trump’s face today? WTF? Hasn’t Lindsay Lohan done or said anything wildly stupid lately? I’d be very surprised if she hasn’t. I mean, quote Trump if you want, I guess, not that that phony really has anything valuable to say, just don’t show his picture. His wife’s OK, even if she’s squinty. I can take squinty, can’t take Trump. Or at least warn us, don’t let that shit pop up on the screen right away, give us a NSFE (not safe for eyesight). Thanks ever so.
dragonbain | October 3, 2006 at 1:00 pm
It’s probably in the prenup that she has to take it up the ass so many times per month. The look comes from her trying to calculate how much longer before she can cash in on the prenup, and all the ass fucking she’s getting.
Delirium | October 3, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Yet again Donald affirms that he’s a chauvanist bastard. I love how he assumes that it must’ve been Brad’s idea, because Angelina of course could want nothing more than to tie the knot. Frankly, I’d peg her as the more committment-phobic of the two.
The Gilbs | October 3, 2006 at 1:22 pm
I cannot stand Donald Trump. The women who marry him must be complete coke whores because he is disgusting. I can imagine him naked with fat hanging over his crotch while his wife is digging around for his baby wiener (a penis so small is looks like a baby’s). Not to mention her rubbing her hands through his thick, lustrous hair. Just thinking about it gives me a raging soft-on.
HollyJ | October 3, 2006 at 1:35 pm
i bet his balls smell like coins
bigponie | October 3, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Donald has balls made out of diamonds which is why girls flock around to try and suck on it.
shell | October 3, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Maybe if Donald had thought of it he wouldn’t have so many ex wives to pay off.
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 2:15 pm
“a raging soft-on”
CO ME DY GOLD!!!
I’m going to borrow this, with your permission.
hehehehehehehehe
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gigi33 | October 3, 2006 at 3:23 pm
# 10 & # 15, I was about to say the samething!! She ALWAYS looks like she ticked off about something. They were doing a story on them before they were married and she looked all normal until the camer came out and BAMMMM!!! Instant “I’m going to kick someone’s ass” face showed up. Very ugly. Not a good look.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 3, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Why do Trump’s wives always look like someone has attached little hooks to the skin around their faces and then strung it all back with rubber bands? Stretchhhhhhhh. And if a rubber band breaks, what the fuck then? Does their face fly forward into the centerpiece? Does it sag like Babsie Streisand’s titties? Or will they look like those aliens in “Star Trek: Insurrection” — needing their next stretching and hoping nothing tears and oozes goo? These are the things I ponder over the evening Heineken….
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 4:29 pm
#31 – You’re right. If she keeps it up, her eyebrows are gonna look like sideburns.
beer | October 3, 2006 at 5:04 pm
It sounds to me like Brad Pitt would prefer to marry a man’s ass instead of Angelina Jolie, and until he’s legally allowed to marry this man’s ass, he’s not getting married to Billy Bob’s sloppy seconds.
SUMMARY: BRAD PITT WOULD RATHER MARRY A MAN.
Holy Candy | October 3, 2006 at 6:42 pm
The Donald actually isn’t as rich as he leads everyone to believe. But he’s still one handsome devil.
http://www.HolyCandy.com
SuNsHiNe | October 3, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Brad Pitt is a dickhead.
Has he forgotten that he’s already gotten married?? He didn’t give a sh*t about it then
Aristotrash | October 3, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Hahaha, Brad better be careful what he wishes for: the minute EVERYONE is allowed to marry, Angelina’s going to leave him to go marry her brother. BECAUSE INCEST WILL BE LEGAL. AND SHE LIKES THAT.
May | October 3, 2006 at 8:18 pm
I can totally see Angie leaving Brad for her brother if that was legal.
They have already shared some steamy kisses that prob make Pres Bush blush
HolisticWisdomcom | October 3, 2006 at 9:48 pm
Regardless, I like their political statement as I believe it is a civil liberty not a moral issue-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/homosexual-gay-marriage.htm
zalie | October 3, 2006 at 11:59 pm
#35, u r right.
When I heard Brad’s silly comment, my first two thoughts were:
Right now, there are thousands of guys around the world saying, “Damn, why didn’t I think of that one?”
and
Wait a minute, hasn’t he already been married?
beifiori | October 4, 2006 at 12:34 am
she’s just as fug as he is, only younger…and **cringe** she actually let him sperminate her…i wonder if in the throes of passionate sex making his comb over gentling cascades down her neck and she mistakes it for sweet nothings…
bogdana | October 4, 2006 at 6:23 am
I am so relieved and honored that Brad Pitt would put off the most amazing part of life until I can marry a naked mole rat. becuase i love it. and who is America to tell me I can’t marry who I love?
Shaun | October 4, 2006 at 6:47 am
Only Donald Trump and Brad Pitt can say:
“I’d hit it”
“I’m hittin it”
LOL :-)
tits_on_snack | October 4, 2006 at 7:46 am
Who is the post-op tranny on the right?
The Juice | October 4, 2006 at 11:21 am
hahaha… his peronality.. ha ha now that’s funny!!
VeddyVeddyBadAng | October 4, 2006 at 11:57 am
The Donald is exactly right. I thought the same thing when I heard Brad’s oh-so-generous and thought-provoking pronouncement. Give me a fucking break. He and Angelina just thought this whole “Oh, we are SO concerned about gay marriage” bullshit so people wouldn’t start hammering on them for having kids out of wedlock. Nice try, assholes.
CooterPunch | October 4, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Props x10 on the pic!
Freakin HILARIOUS.
Spindoc | October 4, 2006 at 1:10 pm
I have never seen a picture of his wife where she doesn’t look royally pissed off.
Skönflicka | October 4, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Angelina IS a man …
Melania, why do you always look like you have just bit in a lemon ? Drop it, you were almost unknown prior to you trumpett wedding …
Nortcliff | October 4, 2006 at 5:46 pm
“I have never seen a picture of his wife where she doesn’t look royally pissed off”
It’s easy to mistake a state of high tension for anger.
She thinks that thing is going to jump off his head & eat her face.
If Donald Trump was smart he would invest in a pair of sheep shears and a good toupe.
Nortcliff | October 4, 2006 at 5:53 pm
“I have never seen a picture of his wife where she doesn’t look royally pissed off”
It’s easy to mistake a state of high tension for anger.
She thinks that thing is going to jump off his head & eat her face.
If Donald Trump was smart he would invest in a pair of sheep shears and a good toupe.