Donald Trump tells Carolyn Kepcher she’s fired

August 31st, 2006 // 47 Comments

Donald Trump has fired his Apprentice co-star Carolyn Kepcher because she was letting the fame go to her head.

“She became a prima donna,” said one insider. “Being on ‘The Apprentice’ went to her head. She was no longer focused on business. She was giving speeches for $25,000 and doing endorsements. George has been around a long time. He’s seen everything. He didn’t get excited even when women on the street started screaming when they saw him on his way to work. But Carolyn took it very seriously. She thought she was a freaking movie star. Trump told her what she had to do was take some time off and spend it with her family, and then get another job.”

How ironic that somebody responsible for firing so many people would be fired herself. Wait, that is ‘ironic’ right? I don’t really know the meaning of words. I usually just throw them in if they sound right and hope everything is platypus.


  1. ryan111778

    I’ll give her a job polishing my rod

  2. jrzmommy

    Yes, Donald is the most humble un-affected person in the world. Fame didn’t go to his head. Nope. Not one fucking bit.


  3. #3 i agree, but he’s the boss

  4. This is disappointing! I like Carolyn. Did anybody else notice how she got progressively hotter the longer she was on the show. I bet the Donald wanted to fuck her and she turned him down.

  5. dupababy

    in my book carolyn will always BE a movie star.. mostly because she’s obviously the best actress in the fucking universe if she can repeatedly and at length sit directly across from donald dump and not laugh at that shit sitting on top of his head.. and for what it’s worth.. dondon was the one consistently advocating taking advantage of every opportunity afforded those dweebs on the duhprentice.. so why the hell shouldn’t ms. ketchup? may well be that trump will be named the stingy bitch of the month for september considering his rotten treatment of this sweet and kind woman…

  6. jrzmommy

    okay, clueless time……what is GILF? what would you like to fuck? Girl? Guy? Giraffe? Gorilla?

  7. yuckyfresh


  8. jackspratling

    Ummm…. ninth?

    Hell, good for Carolyn. It’s not like she’s hurting for money or that the Apprentice is much watch television anymore. If she was truly a reality-television tycoon, she would have left The Apprentice at the second season and started her own cable TV series, like “Famewhore Ltd.”

    Two seasons from now, she’ll be on the Surreal Life mud wrestling with Heidi from “So You Think You can Dance.” Heidi will unleash her hellacious Pomerian-dog-faced power on Carolyn.

  9. yuckyfresh

    #8 – my guess is grandma.

  10. RichPort

    I have nothing to say, other than over-editting on the show made the two of them look waaaaay more business saavy than they actually are. That and TCLTC.

    I guess I did have something to say.

  11. Tim

    The show isn’t going to be the same without her, but if she didn’t even know the prices at her own golf resort… she deserved to go.

  12. combustion8

    The Don fuct’er.

  13. I’m now awaiting the shots of a topless and thong-clad Caroline lounging on Jones Beach on a Wednesday afternoon.

  14. commissioner

    I hear there’s a job opening at CNN.

    They’re looking for another bad dye job who can remember to turn off her mic while she’s taking a piss.

  15. deborah


  16. I find it humorous that Donald Trump is regarded as such a crafty tycoon. His only key to success is to borrow from as many banks as possible so that they’ll float you so you can make the loan payments (aka The Mexico maneuver). His casinos are abyssmal failures as is the comb-up-and-over that rides his head like a horney blond raccoon. As egotistical as he is, for him to fire someone for the very affliction he suffers is hypocritical. Bitch must’ve gone so far as to suggest Hair Club for men to The Donald.

  17. Bioplant

    This news item was certainly surprising, which is what I require in my news items.

    Unexpected, somewhat exciting, amusing and sad all at once.

    I give this story 8.5 Slovenian models out of a possible 10!

  18. byronebyronian

    I’m taking odds on how long before we see an announcement on a book about working for the Donald.

    Who wants to bet she’s going to document EVERY little quirk the Donald has shown over the years?

    I can see many publishers already lining up $$$ for the rights to this.

  19. purplepuppy


    Right on!

    The Donald is a fuck-face, and he’s still stuck in the 1980′s, Wall Street, it’s-hip-to-be-a-corporate-sell-out, yuppies forever mode.

  20. #11 – hilarious.
    That whole show smells of arrogance – and that’s about the most exciting thing I can say about it. Yawn. Carolyn was an arrogant bitch. What goes around……

  21. Jacq

    She can come to work for me. I’ve been looking for someone else to polish my boyfriend’s knob and so far – no takers. My boyfriend this, my boyfriend that – I’m MeganHarris!

    P.S. Who is George?!

  22. jrzmommy

    19–8.5 Slovenian models out of 10. That’s some funny shit.

  23. bigponie

    look at how carolyn is eyeing his head, she wants to grab that hair-piece and use it to wipe her ass.

  24. Star Maker Machinery

    I bet Carolyn wouldn’t crack out the knee pads for George after one of his late-night Levitra binges. Too bad; she was the only decent looking person on that show.

  25. It is platypus in my opinion. Often times I doubt my own llama abilities as well, but then I realize we don’t always have to be aardvark about everything.

    Trump upset about someone’s ego getting out of control… now that is funny.

  26. ToiletDuck

    Looks like she got a little too big for her britches – she can now proudly be inducted into the Star Jones Hall of Fame…

  27. ToiletDuck


    See if she can get a speaking gig for 25 CENTS now!!!!

  28. Jacq

    She probably got the axe because she said he had bad hair.

  29. ToiletDuck

    Star who??

    ha ha…

  30. JuniperBush

    I’m callling shennanigans on this one. Carolyn’s main job is in New Jersey and she has two kids under the age of five. The new version of the Apprentice is in Los Angeles. I’m guessing she didn’t want to be away from her kids for that long. It’s not like Donald Trump loans out the Trump jet for unlimited trips back and forth.

  31. ____

    Excellent move by The Donald.
    I never watched The Apprentice in my life. But Ivanka is pretty easy on the eyes. She’d definitely get it. Twice. I’ll tune in to check it out.

  32. Jenners

    I love hypocrisy. The Donald is the biggest hypocrite of all. In other words, Carolyn was becoming his female counterpart and Donald felt intimidated. Heaven forbid. Trump has no scruples, no integrity and is it just me, or does anyone else feel like squeezing his play-dough face and remolding it into something real sans the shag piece on his noggin.

    He is one fugly, arrogant SOB.

  33. Jenners

    I love hypocrisy. The Donald is the biggest hypocrite of all. In other words, Carolyn was becoming his female counterpart and Donald felt intimidated. Heaven forbid. Trump has no scruples, no integrity and is it just me, or does anyone else feel like squeezing his play-dough face and remolding it into something real sans the shag piece on his noggin.

    He is one fugly, arrogant SOB.

  34. Jenners

    Oops. Gotta love double posting.

  35. Lush

    why wasnt the word platypus linked to the jessica simpson lip plumping story?

  36. jane's eyre

    Donald always looks like his lips got stuck in a mousetrap.

  37. AmberDextrose

    # 38. Stop. I nearly peed. Mousetrap. Ha ha ha. Must visit toilet quick.

    That hair is something else. And those tiny eyes in his lifted face. Like a hairy coconut from the kiddy’s Make-a-face-from-a-vegetable competition at the county show.

  38. pixel killya

    Donald may be a douche, but the rug jokes are getting old. The hair is real people…a heinous do its true, but real nonetheless.

    I wonder what took so long for fame to (allegedly) go to Carolyn’s head. Was just a matter of time. Gets them all. Shouldn’t be for her looks though, she is exceedingly plain-jane. Not ugly, not pretty, just meh. Just like the receptionist, whatever her name was. Meh. Time to fill the roles with bikini models anwyay.

  39. hotintempe

    #32, I agree, and #7 I think that was funny.

    She must not have been paid what she was worth. Who would do speeches for $25k if she was getting paid well? It would take time out of her business life.
    As she got older, it became about her children, and she milked it for what she could. I would love to know what her husband was doing when she was working for Donald.
    #33, She wasnt easy on my eyes.

  40. dupababy

    we couldn’t decide whether ronaldmcdonald vs missketchup or charcharchurch vs parisitic should be crowned stingy bitch of the month.. so we made them all co-bitches..

  41. I never really cared for her, but this is my take on the firing:

  42. skylyne

    Meh… . Sounds like a publicity stunt to me. His show is in the dumper, and he wants to generate publicity. She took the fall. Simple as that.

  43. andrewthezeppo

    good, I always hated that horrible bird woman

  44. ToiletDuck

    Well, she’s a whore and a tramp – what the fuck did she expect to happen??

    Oh, oops, sorry I thought we were talking about Britney Spears…

  45. KelKel

    HAHA! Serves ya right you stupid biatch

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