Donald Trump wasn’t even in California the day a Santa Monica restaurant claims he left a $10,000 tip in order to outdo previous high-tipper producer Jerry Bruckheimer, according to Page Six:
“This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity,” he said. “. . . It’s not my signature.”
I guess this means Jerry Bruckheimer wins the “Whose dick is bigger?” contest by default. Apparently the Donald is comfortable with that. I wouldn’t be. I need to know everyday that my reproductive organs dwarf the man who brought us The Rock and Bad Boys. So that way, when my girlfriend asks if it’s in yet, I can respond, “Hey, you could be having sex with tiny Jerry Bruckheimer on top of a pile of cash.” Except when I tried that once, she said “Really?” and got dressed then left. I haven’t seen her since, but I hear she’s in a movie now. Not the response I was looking for which involved tears of repentance followed two minutes a vast eternity of pleasure later by a delicious sandwich.
contact | December 7, 2007 at 10:52 am
I wonder how much he tips his hair stylist…
hmmmm?
http://do1t.net
Starchasm | December 7, 2007 at 10:53 am
I think someone mentioned this in the comments to the story yesterday….
But forging Trump’s signature? That seems dumb.
BradTN | December 7, 2007 at 10:53 am
FIRST
BradTN | December 7, 2007 at 10:54 am
not lol donald trump is a huge douchebag
Ascil | December 7, 2007 at 10:54 am
MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you’re fired !
michelle | December 7, 2007 at 10:56 am
he reminds me of a frog… i guess women like him for his interbeauty and charms…. definitely not the money
humina | December 7, 2007 at 10:56 am
He looks like a rooster. A big fat rooster.
On an unrelated note, I just watched 2girls1cup.com, pooped on my own peeter and masturbated furiously.
RichPort | December 7, 2007 at 11:01 am
Trump is a huge cock. The combover definitely covers the slie on the top of his head. He’s he only human that has to point the top of his head at the urinal to take a piss.
Jeezy | December 7, 2007 at 11:01 am
Buffalo Club is a shitty restaurant.
HDC | December 7, 2007 at 11:06 am
Who cares??Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club “Meetrich.com”. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?
gcoke | December 7, 2007 at 11:12 am
ill give him a $10,000 tip – “Dear ‘tha Donald’: stop fucking people half your age, shave your head and become the new Die Hard guy side-guy, but be the one who gets killed because you fucking suck.”
FRIST!!! | December 7, 2007 at 11:17 am
God I feel so violated..
miggs | December 7, 2007 at 11:18 am
What’d the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
EmbarrassingMoments | December 7, 2007 at 11:20 am
I will pay 10k to any one who can get a picture of the trumpster with his combover hungover to one side. I will pay 20k if you can get a beautiful girl in the picture looking at him and laughing. I’ll bet trump pays 6 figure salaries to bodyguards whose sole purpose is to make sure his combover stays combed over his head.
mohammed, the teddy | December 7, 2007 at 11:24 am
he looks bloated
LayDeeBug | December 7, 2007 at 11:25 am
We’ll settle this RIGHT NOW!!!!!
MY dick is bigger.
Sam | December 7, 2007 at 11:27 am
Yes, I called it yesterday when everyone was going on and on. I got a tip for everyone…and you know where to find it!
ASecretNoOneKnows | December 7, 2007 at 11:28 am
Donald still wears Ivana’s panties when he goes out on dates. He will never sell them to Texas Tranny.
Karl | December 7, 2007 at 11:30 am
Ok, so like I said in my post when this was a “true story”, who will send me $5,000 to get several million out of Africa from a dead, long-lost relative of yours? You suckers…all of you!
MindRiot | December 7, 2007 at 11:32 am
He still kicks Rosie’s fat ass. His rants on her are priceless.
IWONKY | December 7, 2007 at 11:33 am
It would be so funny to torture him with a leaf blower and cut off all his hair.
BunnyButt | December 7, 2007 at 11:35 am
The freaky thing about his combover is that he actually has hair under there. Saw an interview in which he lifted his combover to show what’s underneath (link below to a photo from the interview), and, by God, he has hair. He’s still a douche bag, but a douche bag with hair.
http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20050907/160_donald_trump1_050907.jpg
BunnyButt | December 7, 2007 at 11:37 am
Let’s see if the link works better this way…
gerard Vandenberg | December 7, 2007 at 11:38 am
I shall try to say this with other words:
YOU’RE A BIG ARROGANT, SICK, DIRTY, HALF FAGGOT LOVING, MONGOL LOOKING WATER-HEAD WITH A BALD PILE OF HORSESHIT!! (including a devasting haircut)
And that’s exactly what you are!!!!
Jimbo | December 7, 2007 at 11:44 am
@16 Laydeebug, Prove it!!
Dang, Trump has turned into a fat ass..
veggi | December 7, 2007 at 11:46 am
BunnyButt- holy shit! whoda thunk????.. so, it’s a ‘desired’ hairstyle?. wow..
LayDeeBug | December 7, 2007 at 11:49 am
25 – Did you see “Fight Club?” That’s my junk flashing at the end…….
Yea, bow to your mistress/master…..(can’t even keep a straight face while writing this)
RichPort | December 7, 2007 at 11:52 am
#25 – I agree, he’s starting to get that bloaty look, like “Chandler” during his “Case O’ Stoli” a night Friends days.
anonymous | December 7, 2007 at 11:52 am
i don’t like this guy. he’s a hypocrite. he does dumb things to generate publicity as well, like using his big mouth.
IWONKY | December 7, 2007 at 11:52 am
Yes, it’s true, one of the most powerful real estate moguls in the world tries to look like a mop-headed fool, on purpose.
BunnyButt | December 7, 2007 at 11:56 am
Veggi, guess he likes the attention, good or bad. Sort of like a dog that pees on the bed.
Seriously, I was flabbergasted when he lifted the hair during the interview. Why anyone would needlessly choose that hairstyle, especially someone who is wealthy and internationally famous (so he should know better), is beyond me.
Jimbo | December 7, 2007 at 11:57 am
Laydeebug, I have not seen Fight club, but now that I know it is your junk at the end, I think I will pass..
Something about a LaydeeBug with a wenis just does not work for me..
IWONKY | December 7, 2007 at 11:57 am
There’s only one good thing about the Don:
He likes to rag on Rosie Ole Dumpfuck.
D. Richards (Slob.) | December 7, 2007 at 11:58 am
Fuck Donny. I would.. Hell, I’d fuck Don for a couple grand. I’m kidding of-course. I’d blow him for free! What a man.
LayDeeBug | December 7, 2007 at 12:00 pm
32 – LOL
IWONKY | December 7, 2007 at 12:03 pm
He’d make a good dust mop…he’s got enough hairspray in that rag to trap terrorists…I wonder if there are any other ways to use Don’s mop? It’s just sitting there with nothin’ to do but suck…,
astay oskay yous fay | December 7, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Clint Eastwood………………………………..I fucked em owwwwww!
I know your not talking bout clint but I just wanted to say that!
Chuckster | December 7, 2007 at 12:07 pm
What else do you expect from a guy who inherited his “starter” money and companies from his dad.
IWONKY | December 7, 2007 at 12:07 pm
WENIS – (Iwonky laughs Hysterically)
JR | December 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm
39 posts from people who give a shit, but don’t matter. Pathetic!
D. Richards (Anus.) | December 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
#40? Make that forty, sweetheart.
Hair today, gone tomorrow | December 7, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Yes, he has a hairline when he lifts up his comeover. That’s because he reportedly has single-follicle and two-follicle hair grafts (plugs that are called “micrografts” by some) in front. They were harvested from the back of his head, which is the usual technique.
He reportedly also had some sort of scalp reduction procedure, which means cutting out a slice of bald or balding skin on top and pulling up the skin-with-hair from the sides. When you combine the scalp reduction with the micrographs in front, you can then go to town with the pompadour combover and “Voila!” Donald Trump hair.
You will recall that he has never shown the TOP of his head, the heart of Combover Country. He will only show the front, where the micrografts can make the hairline look natural.
want meds | December 7, 2007 at 1:19 pm
re #14: There is a clip out there somewhere (I saw it on TV a couple of weeks ago, but was too stoned to remember the channel) of the Donald boarding a private plane, and it’s windy as hell, and all of a sudden, his “wing” of hair flaps straight up–ALL OF IT TOGETHER–and became a dorsal fin for his head. Roomie and I were unable to do anything for at least an hour–the laughter (yes, I know we were high but the clip was fucking hysterical) had us sidelined. So, internet savvy folks, find the clip. It simply HAS to be on the Net somewhere.
JR | December 7, 2007 at 1:29 pm
RE: #41. After your post, the count went to 40. You were correct.
I would love to see photos of everyone here and their lovely, stunning hair. I’m sure it would be a huge laugh.
shosho | December 7, 2007 at 2:32 pm
44- beleive me he would still top eveyone here with his hairstyle! lool
D. Richards (Bastard.) | December 7, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Hey, JR (Smarty!), if you would have scrolled up and taken a good, long look, you would have noticed that I was #34; you stupid fucking piece-of shit. Hey, great posts, man! Wee!
P.S. I wonder if tiny “JR” (Junior. daddy’s boy.) is a balding young man? I bet he is. Bald men unite!
JR | December 7, 2007 at 3:16 pm
D Richards…you are completely lame. Get a high school education, then come back and post something intelligent. All your posts are stupid.
By the way…JR stands for Just Right to kick your ass, you little weasel.
Samantha | December 7, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I agree with JR. The comments made by D Richards are really dumb. It is a shame that you have no personality.
D. Richards (Loser) | December 7, 2007 at 3:44 pm
I’m a loser…completely. I’ve got more hair on my back than my head and more brains in my ass than my…uh, head.
D. Richards (Surgeon.) | December 7, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Please! Junior, I won and you’re just mad that I caught you in a stupid fucking mistake, honey. You should be eating my ass.
Again, Junior-boy-child, you’re a fucking twit. Why do you feel the need to question my intellect? Do you have a degree in some mediocre field that has you working in a cubicle? Is that the only thing you have going for you? Are you threatened? Probably. Ha! Hey, you didn’t answer my question about your being a balding superstar? Are you balding, daddy? Huh? Are you?I know you are. And you’re young too. Must suck to see all those guys your same age with a full set of hair. Why god? Why me? Everyone laughs at you behind your back (because you’re so goddamn tough). HA-HA!
As for you, Samantha? You must be Son’s little whore. Taking-up for your cock. How beautiful. How romantic. You should keep your thoughts to yourself, girl. You’re only pussy-meat. Nobody cares what you have to say in life. Make me something to eat. Bitch!