Donald Trump: ‘Bret Michaels is gonna die’

April 26th, 2010 // 34 Comments

Donald Trump informed TMZ this morning that Bret Michaels is in “big, big trouble and the prognosis is not great.”

Michaels is a contestant on this season’s “Celebrity Apprentice” and, ironically, Trump says Michaels’ scrappiness is the best thing he has going for him.
As Trump put it, “He turns out to be an amazing competitor and ultimately that is the thing that could save his life.”

PUBLICIST: How do you want to play this, Mr. Trump?
TRUMP: I’m going to pretend I know Bret Michaels is about to die then turn around and plug the Apprentice.
PUBLICIST: Seems a tad morbid.
TRUMP: You know what else is morbid? *presses remote* The C4 in your wife’s uterus!
PUBLICIST: I’m not married.
TRUMP: Ooh, awkward.
PUBLICIST: Just kidding, I am. Or was.
TRUMP: HAAAA! This guy.

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  1. amanda

    the guys diabetic, recovering from surgery, lived a hard life, bangs strippers + is in a band that plays the same 12 songs year after year, would you really be suprised if trump was right?

  2. That’s what he gets for writing semi pedo songs…
    Also that Trump…such a Class act…

  3. Georgeo

    God, what’s happened to the superficial?

    Is there a different writer now than there was about 3 months ago?

    If it’s not a Jersey Shore update, another Yawn-worthy Lindsay Lohan update, or a Heidi Montag thing, it’s some exaggerated headline that has nothing to do with what you actually write about.

    I’m waiting for “LINDSAY LOHAN DIES” and after clicking it, you’re going to talk about how she dyed her hair.

    Are celebs just not doing anything stupid anymore, or does this site just take payments for useless Jersey Shore updates?

  4. xylus

    I’m not sure I trust the opinion of a man who has roadkill superglued to his scalp….

  5. Tek

    I agree with #3. I used to check for updates quite often, now I just refresh the feed once and see what was posted throughout the day. And by having to scroll through countless Heidi Montag and Jersey Shore posts… I’m pretty much done.

  6. elvis2

    F I R S T

  7. god

    As a hardcore Metal fan all my life, Poison’s album “Look What the Cat Dragged In” is one of the only Glam (Gay LA Metal) Metal tapes I owned as a kid in the 80′s. I still listen to it from time to time.

    Get well Bret!

  8. beep beep

    Agree with #3 and #5.

    The writer on dlisted.com puts the Superficial writer to shame.

  9. Chuckles

    Everyday there are less and less comments here and everyday the writing and topics by the sf get worse and worse. Coincidence? I think not!!

  10. Black Dragon

    Funny how you little white fucks never happy. Why you come here then bitches? Why? To make fun of women dat’s why. And you wonder why white women love da bruthas!
    Live with it or die bitches.

  11. justifiable

    Since Trump’s eyebrow combover has been on life support for decades, he should know from flatlining!

  12. ambidextrous handjob

    #10 Yeah, cuz God knows “da bruthas” never make fun of women…oh, ‘scuse me, I mean “bitches”. Great Logic Fail, douchebag. When the fuck did they start letting 13 year olds post here?

  13. read with morning coffee

    Trump sucks! I really don’t like him! He is such an ass.

  14. read with morning coffee

    Trump sucks! I really don’t like him! He is such an ass.

  15. read with morning coffee

    Trump sucks! I really don’t like him! He is such an ass.

  16. TheWhitestBlackManOnThePlanet

    @ 10

    yeah yeah son, you got dat right! Women be luvin’ da brotha’s mang! Hell yeah, they love them, I mean dem, I mean us…sorry I need to brush up on my Ebonics…

  17. Stupid

    Superficial, do you really need to make fun of every celebrity that is about to die or could die or died. You did this with Corey Haim, Brittany Murphy & others. So if you read this GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

  18. the only opinion that matters

    @16 your post made me laugh….I actually come to this site for comments rather than for the posts. Kills time and occasionally someone gives me a good laugh….or pisses me off.

  19. 19

    8.

    So do the comments

  20. Dn

    @ 7

    If you listened to Poison, you’re NOT a hardcore metal fan, so give it up. If you would have stated that you were listening to Metal Blade records during that time, you’d get the benefit of the doubt. REAL metal heads were caught in a MOSH back then and wouldn’t even stoop to listen to Poison, unless their girlfriends claimed they needed to hear it to get in the mood, Then AND ONLY THEN, would you get a pass. I smell a poser. No offense, junior.

  21. lol i thought you were going to say that his career is dead haha

  22. Anne Boolean

    Because real rockers shave their pits.

    My theory is Bret and his publicist figured out that increasingly serious medical problems mean huge publicity. I mean, have you heard Bret sing?

  23. fagballs

    Dibs on the wig !

  24. captain america

    but donald trulp himself is the true asshole in this story!!

  25. Page Michaels

    Looks like a vein in his fat head went unskinny pop.

  26. bmose

    He probably caught something REAL BAD on the bus.

  27. Tell you a story, used to have mountains, hills have temple, the temple has an old monk. . .http://www.shape-upsskechers.com

  28. Burt

    Hey, The Superficial Dude…Are you trying to piss off Donald Trump? Not wise at all.

  29. Bandanas, No More

    On occasion, I wear a bandana, usually to disguise myself. Bret Michaels, or what-ever-his-name-is, looks like a complete DUFUS, more so than Paris and her 5 times over-size goggles.

  30. Bandanas, No More

    On occasion, I wear a bandana, usually to disguise myself. Bret Michaels, or what-ever-his-name-is, looks like a complete DUFUS, more so than Paris and her 5 times over-size goggles.

  31. m65

    great artist

  32. he should win the apprentice

  33. cant wait for the new album

  34. I get stucked to hear this should not be happened from my point of view.
    So strange to hear this for brad.

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