Donald Trump’s spokeswoman has confirmed that Melania Knauss is pregnant with his fifth child.
The New York Post said the baby was due in the spring. Trump’s spokeswoman Norma Foerderer said the Post report that Trump’s wife was pregnant was true but she declined to give any further details.
Looks like Melania is more commited to getting Donald’s money than I had given her credit for. I thought marrying the man would be the farthest she’d be willing to go, but to actually let him impregnate her is really going the distance. I figured she would have just slipped him some pills during dinner and made it look like he had a heart attack during sex, but to actually have his child and wait for him to die naturally is mind blowing. Though with Britney Spears giving birth and the announcement of Donald Trump’s offspring, I think we finally have an explanation for nature’s sudden decision to try and destroy us all.
Proteon | September 27, 2005 at 12:36 pm
Can he use the ultrasound to have the baby sign a pre-pardom agreement?
ImRichBitch! | September 27, 2005 at 12:37 pm
She actually slept with him??? She is a true gold digger…I guess I would do it go for a billion $$$
goldilocks | September 27, 2005 at 12:42 pm
i wonder if the baby will have his hair…..
emma | September 27, 2005 at 12:50 pm
all of trump’s kids look like him. a trump + melania baby will be interesting.
how old is trump, anyway? i wonder if they forsee more kids in their future.
MotherOfPearl | September 27, 2005 at 1:12 pm
I think he’s 59 or so. And I guess love (of gold) truly is blind.
no.name | September 27, 2005 at 1:26 pm
of course she slept with him.. they ARE married and whatnot. if i were the Don, i’d be suspicious if she DIDN’T sleep with me.
guess a girl has gotta do what it takes to win the ultimate prize. if her pregnancy is successful, she’ll be set for life.
Anna Rexic | September 27, 2005 at 1:45 pm
Kick her in the stomach before it’s too late!! Don’t do it Donald!!
Grey | September 27, 2005 at 1:48 pm
i think its great. now if they do have a prenup if they get divorced the kid will get tons of child support and we all know who the child support goes to til the kid turns 18.. smart woman she is.. maybe even a genius!!
Geno | September 27, 2005 at 2:35 pm
I just hope they can afford proper medical
care for the child.
Velvet_Jones | September 27, 2005 at 2:45 pm
If I die today, I hope I am reincarnated as Trumps new baby. I don’t think he has anything to do with these kids, he just throws money at them. He’s breeding future Paris Hiltons.
prognosis | September 27, 2005 at 3:05 pm
i’m not sure how mother nature will combine an orange weave, seductive slovenian cheekbones, and an eye for monochromatic shirt and tie schemes, but the results will be hideous. i guarantee. in fact, i’ll bet you a breathtaking helicopter ride over manhattan that this kid will be so ugly, Melania will be forced to tie filet mignon to its neck to get the dog to play with it.
Juliette | September 27, 2005 at 3:06 pm
BAD mental image!!!
spanky | September 27, 2005 at 3:14 pm
the baby won’tlook like her either. anyone who is not stupid can tell she has had tons of plastic surgery. that’s probably why she married him, he can keep funding her plastic upkeep and collagen injections and also fund the baby’s
IvoryFingers | September 27, 2005 at 3:39 pm
She strikes me as someone whom Trump had to tell her “But I could die if I don’t have sex” and she’d believe it.
no.name | September 27, 2005 at 3:59 pm
tootsie… or andy dick in drag.
no.name | September 27, 2005 at 4:00 pm
lol wrong thread.
keith2001 | September 27, 2005 at 4:05 pm
Melania, you’re pregnant?
You’re fired!
FearLeSphere | September 27, 2005 at 4:09 pm
The language in this post is pretty horrible. I think the pre-requisite for writing an article should be basic grammar and punctuation skills. I’m starting to see what everyone is talking about. It’s a shame to see this kind of regression on such a great site.
Would you carry the Wolfmans puppy in your belly for any amount of money in the world?
mac2048 | September 27, 2005 at 4:26 pm
She is so beautiful, but I think even her gorgeous genes won’t be enough to save this poor kid from ghastly hair and a pot belly.
Donald Trump is the man though isn’t he? I’d make sweet love to him for 1,000,000 dollars… And I would make sweet lesbian love to Melania for free dollars!
DevastatorX | September 27, 2005 at 4:58 pm
Wh does she alwayshave that “stuck-up, i’m so better that you look on her face?” Think she maintains that facial expression when she and the Donald are doin it?
celeb_hater | September 27, 2005 at 4:59 pm
looks like she doesn’t swallow!
goldilocks | September 27, 2005 at 5:04 pm
im an NIMW- Not In My Womb. If i know the melanias of this world, and i do, i’ll bet a million quid that the babies not his
izzy | September 27, 2005 at 5:23 pm
devastatorX ur so right about that look, i’ve always thought she must think it makes her more exotic or untouchable or something, but whatever, she looks stupid.
this writing blows hardcore asshole.
Candy | September 27, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Dam I wonder if she was awake when they were doing it cause I can totally see how they could have sex if she lets him do it while she’s comatose, preferably drug induced coma.
Martin92 | September 27, 2005 at 8:39 pm
But how did he get her pregnant?
sugarplum | September 27, 2005 at 10:50 pm
That woman looks like an alien with long hair. – Not that he looks any good, but maybe she is an alien from outer space after all. Ala Mars Attacks.
Ms. Dilligaff | September 27, 2005 at 11:13 pm
She was quoted in some magazine as answering,”Do you think he would have married me if I weren’t beautiful?” when asked if she thought she would have married him if he wasn’t rich. At least they know what’s important in life; I’m sure these little heartfelt sentiments will be passed on to yet another Tiny Trump-Monster.
onecrazybizaach | September 27, 2005 at 11:43 pm
*shudders*
fragile_wild | September 28, 2005 at 12:31 am
Maybe she has that look on her face because she’s the wife of a billionaire. She IS better than all the other women who have probably tried to marry him, I mean his money. If I were her I’d probably have plastic surgery to get the “I’m better than thou” look on my face forever to save efforts. I’m sure she’s though of that, but has more fun actually doing it. The world will never know.
amuzer | September 28, 2005 at 1:54 am
Can you imagine what the baby’s hair is like!
Ragin_Pope_Angus | September 28, 2005 at 10:39 am
Fear not.
I am Melania’s Baby’s Daddy.
mordredroddy | March 16, 2006 at 9:49 pm
Seriously, we really have to wonder about parrentage. This is a guy who with all his money could not keep Marla Maples satisfied. (They found her with her lover at the beach; the Donald turned loose that creepy crooked spyguy, Pellicano, on her.) I just think Donald Trump is a sham — he’s not the great lover, he’s not the great businessman, and I read in that new book that he isn’t even a real billionaire!
memory card reader | June 4, 2010 at 3:33 am
I begin to see what everyone is talking about. It is a shame to see this kind of regression on a large site.