‘SNL’ Hurt Donald Trump’s Feelings
People are always telling Donald Trump he’s the manliest presidential candidate America has ever seen. You wouldn’t believe it. He has the best locker room talk, moves on pussy like a bitch, and is the best at saying things are rigged. It’s just incredible. We’re talking about a man who’s going to win so hard that you’ll be able to walk down the street and say whatever you want to anybody, so clearly he’s not going to be intimidated or insulted by some stupid comedy show and cry about it on Twitter. Have you seen his hands? They’re huge. They’d never allow it.
Watched Saturday Night Live hit job on me.Time to retire the boring and unfunny show. Alec Baldwin portrayal stinks. Media rigging election!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2016
See? Water off a duck a l’orange’s back. In fact, call Tom Brady and ask him about Donald Trump. Tom Brady would never say a mean word about Trump. Even after all the sexual assault, which is yuge. I mean, Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. He’s a very fine quarterback. TMZ reports:
Brady called in to the “Kirk & Callahan Show” on Monday — when he was asked to expand on his relationship with Trump.
“I met him probably 15, 16 years ago,” Brady said … “We’ve played golf together many, many times and I’ve always had a good time with him.”
“He’s been a friend of mine. He’s supported our team. He’s supported the Patriots. He’s been on the Patriots sideline a lot. He’s always called me after games to encourage me over the course of 15 years. That’s kind of the way it is.”
When asked why he shut down the “locker room talk” question last week — Brady said, “It’s just the way it is right now.”
Beautiful hair on that fella. Not as beautiful as Trump’s, but definitely one of the most gorgeous. You’re gonna love it. Because while our job’s are going to China, Donald Trump has only the best people endorsing him. Just the absolute cream of what this country has to offer, and there’s no way Crooked Hillary could rig something like this. It’s very sad for her.