Donald Trump Would Give Sarah Palin A Cabinet Position

“Does it shoot birth control? Ha! Just kiddin’, Bristol. For real though.”

Stopping just short of saying he’d put her on the ticket because apparently there’s a limit to the stupid shit that comes out of his mouth – *holds skull together to stop it from exploding*Donald Trump told The Palin Update With Kevin Scholla that he’d “love” to give Sarah Palin a cabinet position. NBC News reports:

“She really is somebody that knows what’s happening. She’s a special person, she’s really a special person,” he said. “She’s got a following that’s unbelievable.”

“When I look at Sarah,” Trump continued, “I mean, gosh, I can’t help but think special. It’s just the first word that pops into my head. Special. She’s the most special person I know. If there was, I dunno, say a special bus that was only for special people, I’d do everything in my power to get Sarah on that bus. She’s that speci- wait, why are you cutting my mic? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!”

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