Donald Trump Claims He Wouldn’t Have Sex With Kim Kardashian Or Jennifer Lopez

June 18th, 2014 // 26 Comments
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In a new interview with Howard Stern, Donald Trump apparently made it clear that he would pass on having sex with Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian who he says would’ve been rightfully shunned in the olden days. And not because she has sex with black guys, but just assume that’s part of the rich tapestry here. Via Hollywood Life:

When asked if he thinks Kim’s butt is too big, Donald was blunt. “Well, absolutely! It’s record setting. In the old days, they’d say she’s got a bad body,” he spilled to the Howard Stern Show on June 17. Wow. He’s no fan of JLo’s booty, either. When Howard asked Donald if he prefers Kim or JLo, he said neither! “I would pass on both,” he boldy declared.

When reached for comment, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez drove off a cliff together because it’s every woman’s dream to watch an elderly man come dangerously close to a heart attack when his toupee hits her in the face as he’s flopping his gray, half-erect penis against her vagina. Why go on living?

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    It is written on both their face!s “Who the fuck do think you are Bitch?”Black Dude.
    KK,’ Yes I am a Bitch!”

  2. RockCocket

    This a still from the James Cameron movie where an advanced cybernetic organism is sent back in time to get peed on in a sex tape, then become famous.

  3. Slash

    I don’t usually wish cancer on someone, but why oh why won’t a fast-moving cancer strike Donald Trump? Preferably in his big gaping piehole.

    Not a Lopez or Kardashian fan (the former is … eh; the latter is an appalling blight on America), but I hate Trump more than Jennifer Lopez and all the Kardashians put together.

  4. Interviewed later, Ray J said, “I would piss on both.”

  5. kenny

    He’s smarter than I thought.

  6. Would either of them have sex with him? Not many women go for orange guys with hair hats.

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    Doorman’s a little pissed he had to remove the middle bar between the two entrance doors.

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top
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    Women, upper left: “Now that’s a real threat to America! She ought to do a jihad on Jenny Craig”

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    I sense a rap battle coming between Kim and Donald:

    Got a great rap name for Kim: “Lard Ass”

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  11. Never thought I’d agree with something out of that blowhard’s mouth.
    But, as someone who’s quoted as saying he’d date his own daughter
    well, what can you say;

  12. Take the money away and Donald’s only dates will be with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.

  13. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Trump doesn’t get married – he leases his wives, with the option to buy. Why should we ever listen to a man who went from being a big shot to being a glorified game show host?

  14. Mitch

    I wouldn’t fuck either one of them. Giant asses and huge egos don’t do it for me.

    I would ride either of them in a polo match just because Obama.

    • I’m sure they’re both crying into their champagne flutes because that one conservative shithead in the Superficial comments thinks he’d ever have a chance to turn them down.

  15. I’m sure if the price was right, they’d both have sex with Donald and Donald is professional liar so I know he would have sex with them.

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    That Doorman thinks that Donald Trump is a damn fool!

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    I can’t decide who looks better based on this photo…..

    Cher, or Kim K.

    Kim really is fuckin ugly

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top
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    So, apparently, Kim is not a Hobbit.
    Not pureblood, anyway.
    Must be some Orc blood involved.

  19. Goat Ass

    As if, Donald!

  20. kery

    Kim has an awful body , she is so short for that but and huge tits.

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