PSA: Donald Trump Is Talking Out His Ass About Guns
Because we’re stupid libtards who like stupid libtards thing like, oh I dunno, little kids not being shot at school thanks to doomsday preppers being allowed to own a fucking arsenal that their mentally disabled sons can get a hold of, we like to get into it about guns and the asshole gun nuts who love them. Although, in this case, we’re actually doing them a favor by pointing out the fact that Donald Trump is lying to their fucking faces. For example, after being endorsed by the NRA at their annual Leadership Forum on Friday, he promised to eliminate “gun-free zones,” which is hilarious because it took a matter of minutes for reporters to find out that almost all of Donald Trump’s hotels and golf courses are gun-free zones. What a cuck! After that, he stopped by Fox & Friends yesterday, where he took a bold, constitutional stance on teachers having guns in the classroom. Via Raw Story:
On Sunday’s edition of Fox & Friends, host Clayton Morris pointed out that Hillary Clinton had recently attacked Trump for his position that “every school” in American should have guns in classroom.
“They’re just words,” Trump scoffed in response. “And she talked about guns in classrooms. I don’t want to have guns in classrooms. Although in some cases, teachers should have guns in classrooms, frankly. Because teachers are — things that are going on in our schools are unbelievable.”
So Donald Trump both wants and doesn’t want guns in the classroom? That can’t be right. I’m sure he misspoke and won’t literally say the same exact thing five seconds later.
“But I’m not advocating guns in classrooms,” he added. “But remember, in some cases — a lot of people have made this case — teachers should be able to have guns. Trained teachers should be able to have guns in classrooms.”
“Listen, I don’t believe in having guns everywhere, okay? But I am going to take this endorsement from people who believe guns should be everywhere, and then later, I’ll try and make guns be everywhere. But I’m not advocating they be everywhere. That’s just stupid. Like trying to build a wall around Mexico. Who’d try such a thing? Anyway, I love/don’t love guns. And you can quote me on that.”