Let’s Try This, Which Daughters Does Donald Trump *Not* Want To Fuck?

It’s already been established that Donald Trump would totally do Ivanka, but did you know he used to dream about his daughter Tiffany having really big breasts since the moment she was born? Well, you do now, and that shit’s seared in your brain. It’s never coming out. Via Death and Taxes:

Leach: Now, Donald, what does Tiffany have of yours and what does Tiffany have of Marla’s?
Trump: Well, I think that she’s got a lot of Marla. She’s a really beautiful baby and she’s, uh, she’s got Marla’s legs. We don’t know whether or not she’s got this part yet [gropes own chest], but time will tell.

I believe the words you’re looking for are, “Blar-blar-blar-blarf HWECK blar-blar-blarf… blarf.. HWECK… blarf.” (I’ll take that Pulitzer now.)

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