Donald Trump Says Caitlyn Jenner Can Pee Wherever She Wants
Because terrifying the Republican Party to the point where it’s eating itself alive as we speak apparently isn’t enough for Donald Trump, he went on TODAY this morning, and in an oddly un-bigoted move, basically pissed all over the current spat of anti-transgender bathroom laws popping up in the south by personally inviting Caitlyn Jenner to urinate in any one of his fine buildings. Wherever she wants. He’ll make the people who kept their dicks pay for it. ThinkProgress reports:
“There have been very few complaints the way it is. People go; they use the bathroom that they feel is appropriate. There has been so little trouble.”
Trump said it wasn’t worth “what they’re going through with all the business that’s leaving, all of the strife,” noting the “economic punishment that they’re taking.”
He admitted he doesn’t know if he has any transgender people working in his organization, but acknowledged that if Caitlyn Jenner walked into Trump Tower, she’d be free to use whichever bathroom she feels most comfortable in. He also dismissed the need — and cost — of constructing new gender-neutral bathrooms.
Hilariously, this comes on the heels of Donald Trump’s victory in the New York primary making it mathematically impossible for any other candidate to win the nomination, so now he’s just showboating by proving he can literally say whatever he wants. I mean, Jesus Christ, shitting on anti-transgender bills AND invoking the name of Caitlyn Jenner? What’s next? Personally apologizing to every minority he’s offended then letting them have their choice of gun from a white person’s home? Because I will pay money to make that happen. Or a make-out sesh with Obama. Whatever he’s got up his sleeve. It’s probably one of those.