Trump Loses Crucial Aaron Carter Vote

If Donald Trump is going to close the border to Brussels, or whatever stupid red meat he horfed out of his orange face this morning, he’s going to need all the votes he can get. Except he’s already down the most important vote of them all because you meanieheads weren’t nice to Aaron Carter on Twitter:

And so dies democracy before it even got a chance to show Hilary Duff how shredded meth makes your abs. But fear not, patriot, for another has come to take Aaron’s place. Perhaps even take “charge” of it if I wanted to make a shitty pun that filled my mouth with vomit and death.

Scott Baio has added his name to the list of celebrities who are getting behind Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump.
The actor revealed his endorsement of Trump to Fox News’ Judge Jeanine Pirro on Saturday, calling himself “fed up” with the Republican party. When asked why he supports Trump, Baio, who identifies as a conservative independent, said Trump “communicates with people very well.”
“It’s very simple, because when he speaks I understand him,” Baio said. “He speaks like I speak, he communicates with people very well. I want him, as any one person can do, to go into Washington and blow it up.”

“Plus he promises to make America great again. And when I think about how great America used to be, I think about all those times I use to plow through malls in the 80s, and Donald Trump specifically promised me that would happen again. He said, ‘Scott, I’ll build the mall myself, and you’ll never see a more beautiful mall. And then, you know, we’ll stock it with hookers.’ So I definitely want that. And to see Donald Trump personally destroy Washington. Just drop bombs all over that shithole and watch people’s faces as they go off. What? Why are you looking at me like that?”

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