Donald Sterling Is Sorry He Was Tricked Into Saying The Racist Thoughts In His Head

May 12th, 2014 // 47 Comments
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While I was on vacation, I completely missed the entire Donald Sterling fiasco which Photo Boy manhandled eloquently right down to laughing with glee at a racist old bastard dying of cancer. *balances a treat on his nose* Except before that last part happens, Donald Sterling would like your forgiveness and more importantly, your understanding that he was clearly tricked into saying all the thoughts he thinks in his head. If it weren’t that crazy broad, they would’ve remained private and quiet as they influenced each and every action in his life. CNN reports:

“When I listen to that tape, I don’t even know how I can say words like that. … I don’t know why the girl had me say those things,” he told CNN’s Anderson Cooper in an exclusive interview set to air on Monday.
“You’re saying you were set up?” Cooper asked.
“Well yes, I was baited,” Sterling said. “I mean, that’s not the way I talk. I don’t talk about people for one thing, ever. I talk about ideas and other things. I don’t talk about people.”

And now that Donald Sterling has apologized even though this is all the fault of some cheap broad who baited him into being his exact self, he wants everyone to know that this was just a simple mistake – his only in 35 years – and he’ll never, ever do it again:

“I’m a good member who made a mistake and I’m apologizing and I’m asking for forgiveness,” he said. “Am I entitled to one mistake, am I after 35 years? I mean, I love my league, I love my partners. Am I entitled to one mistake? It’s a terrible mistake, and I’ll never do it again.”

And just to show how sincere he is, he even reached out to Magic Johnson who has no fucking business being around children. You hear me? None!

Sterling told CNN he’s spoken twice with Johnson.
“Did you apologize to him?” Cooper asked.
“If I said anything wrong, I’m sorry,” Sterling said. “He’s a good person. I mean, what am I going to say? Has he done everything he can do to help minorities? I don’t think so. But I’ll say it, he’s great. But I don’t think he’s a good example for the children of Los Angeles.”

Asked why Magic Johnson isn’t a good example for children, Donald Sterling responded, “Oh, no, no, no, I’m not falling for that again. You’re trying to get me to say it’s because he’s black which is true, but I’m not gonna say that out loud. No, no. That one stays up here in my head, ya silver queer. God love ya.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. “You silver queer” LOL! Sounds like a gay superhero.

  2. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure she’s not braless there. That being said, this is definitely her best look.

  3. “It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people”

    Ok, I’ll allow that the quote is out of context…but I can’t even come up with a joke about a bizarre context where this wouldn’t be a horribly racist statement.

    • JC

      Maybe it was proceeded by, “Here’s an awful thing that a racist person would say, but not something I believe:”

    • Juch

      I’d like to know what community he thinks will dislike her associating with black people – what audience is he concerned not to offend? Maybe he has his own crew of racist shitheads to hang with . . . I’d like to hear something about them too.

  4. Fish Erman

    Oh, he was baited all right.
    She looks like a master baiter.

  5. I love how he’s been in a four-year relationship with V. Stiviano, but he calls her “the girl.” Like she’s his housekeeper or something.

  6. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    To Obi Wan: “But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see. How am I suppose to secretly record an old racist fart now?”

  7. “I don’t know why the girl had me say those things. Probably because we’ve been together for years and doesn’t want it to continue with someone who’s a horrible racist. Dames, man.”

  8. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Whenever I see photos of this moron in her Louis Vitton welding helmet, I’m forced to conclude that she and Sterling deserve each other.

  9. Tiggles

    Can’t wait for Sterling to expound on how other tricks led to racism, like his upcoming books “How Fake Vomit Caused Slavery” and “The Hand Buzzer That Instigated Apartheid”.

  10. “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

    I love when people regurgitate quotes like this to try to make themselves sound smarter.

  11. Frank Burns

    “I talk about ideas and other things,” Sterling insists, “like the entrepreneurial spirit. Take those Boko Haram guys, for example” continues Sterling, “they created a business opportunity for themselves by taking a commodity that everyone wants, and with almost no overhead. Plus they’ve got international attention that even a Coca-Cola would envy, and with no advertising budget. See? I can say nice stuff about black people.”

  12. What is this country coming to when a rich old white guy can’t say or do anything he wants?

  13. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    Bingo Bong
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she knew which asset to cover up.

  14. Buttplug

    He should be given a break just for appearing in public with that nasty looking bitch.

  15. Cock Dr

    This old fucker’s racist slumlord actions over the years speak far louder than any pathetic words now issuing from his panicked piehole.

  16. Slappy Magoo

    There’s that scene in storytelling where Selma Blair as a college student is having sex with her black professor who insists she scream “fuck me, nigger.”

    Is…is that how his mistress forced Sterling to say those things?

    And the things about how he clothes and feeds the boys on his team, gives them cars and shit?

    If so, man, that is one mighty vagina. I think the most of us ever come to saying things we don’t mean during sex is “I love you too” or “Of course I’ll pull out” or “I’m telling you I’m adopted and we’re not related by blood at all.”

  17. Slappy Magoo

    Wow. That is one mighty vagina. I think the most any of us come to saying things we don’t mean during sex is “I love you too” or “of course I’ll pull out” or “I promise I’m adopted and we’re not related by blood.”

  18. Boy… this guy’s the worst.
    One mistake in 35 years? A whole lot of people would disagree with that number!
    And to compare your relationship with minorities with Magic Johnson… amazing.
    This is just as good as him saying he said all those racist things just so he could bang that V. gold-digger…

  19. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Booba Fett.

  20. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m getting the weirdest Flash Dance meets Star Wars boner right now…

  21. People say shit when their hormones are out of balance. Why won’t any of you grant this poor pregnant man some slack?

  22. Slappy Magoo

    I never heard of Cancer of the Can’t Stop Shoveling Food Down My Fucking Throat. Is it new?

  23. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t understand why people think she’s harsh to look at. Personally, I find her attractive and if she asked me to, I’d give her a facial.

  24. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    Judas Iscariot
    Commented on this photo:

    Those things are pointing in radically different directions…

  25. What he said was obviously horrific, but how many on here would survive the scrutiny of hearing their worst words made public?

    • None of us. The fact remains that all of the people involved in this – Donald, his wife, the Mad Welder – are all horrible, horrible people.

  26. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    adrian
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this mean Donald Sterling is also in Daft Punk?

  27. This guy is the worst whiny-ass racist piece of shit to grace the pages of The Superficial in quite some time. If he’d used that voice trying to get pussy from his woman, she would have spread her legs just to shut him up!

  28. Marketing Mike

    Donald Sterling is a Racist, Thieving, Foul Minded, Slum Lord.
    Over the past 40 years he has mistreated literally thousands of
    people of all colors, with joy and abandon. Now that he’s in his
    80′s, he just doesn’t give a shit any longer, about the react\ions
    to his comments/lifestyle. He likes fucking 20 year olds, and
    gives them gifts like $250k sports cars, and $10k a month
    apartments, without even a second thought. The worst part is,
    he has spent the last 40 years dodging responsibility, and
    winning court cases against him because he has more money
    and patience, and would rather spend $100k in court, fucking
    you out of the $10k he owes you. He never loses in court,
    and sadly, nothing is going to happen to him over his rants,
    and the constantly abysmal treatment of blacks in his employ.
    Karma is a bitch, and I wouldn’t want to be this fucker the day
    his car breaks down in Compton, and his black limo driver
    quits on the spot and unlocks the doors as he walks away.

  29. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    Get it right, guys. You can clearly see her bra in this shot. A flimsy one, but a bra nevertheless.

    The mask is a good look for her.

  30. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    So, erotic spot-welding is a thing now?

  31. V Stiviano Braless Nipples
    derps
    Commented on this photo:

    what a fucking idiot

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