Don Draper Will Sexually Harrass You and Other News

August 31st, 2010 // 39 Comments
Mad Men on the Cover of Rolling Stone

- Behind the Scenes of ‘Mad Men.’ [Rolling Stone]

- Teresa Guidice will eat your goddamn face off. [Popeater]

- J.K. Rowling > Stephenie Meyer. [Lainey Gossip]

- Salma Hayek may have breasts. I can’t be 100% sure… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Cameron Diaz is 38, so only 200 years to go until she’s A-Rod ideal age. Right, Madonna? [Dlisted]

- Katy Perry never does have hard nips, does she? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jim Carrey is losing his shit. [IDLYITW]

- Kelly Brook at the French premiere of Piranha 3D. [Egotastic]

- Jessica Alba is back to looking hot again. [Popoholic]

- Sam Ronson’s dog, I’m counting on you. You know what needs to be done. [The Fab Life]

- Mad Men Rolling Stone Cover Filled With Photoshop Disasters [BuzzFeed]

- Kim Kardashian admires Khloe’s vagina. Okay, sure. [The Blemish]

- Julia Roberts in a bikini. [PopSugar]

- Bristol Palin joined Dancing with the Stars to set a “good example for moms.” Didn’t Kate Gosselin say the same exact thing? [Huffington Post]

- Olivia Munn is still leeching off of Susan Sarandon. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Bethenny Frankel quit Real Housewives of New York. [ICYDK]

- Socialite Life’s 7th Anniversary Luxury Gift Bag Giveaway Reminder [Socialite Life]

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Photo: Rolling Stone

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Comments (39)

  1. Scott | August 31, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    First

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    • Fishstix | August 31, 2010 at 9:01 pm

      Hamm’s face in this photo is the the true disaster.

      It looks like someone shooped their Chinese grandfather’s face in over his.

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      • MrsEllis | August 31, 2010 at 10:02 pm

        I want to say something disparaging about your looks for that comment, but I just can’t. I really want to educate you instead of alienate you. Understand this. Jon Hamm is the most beautiful man currently living right now. His looks can’t be improved upon. He has no bad angles, no bad facial expressions, nothing. He is a perfect specimen.

      • andrew | September 1, 2010 at 6:43 am

        Sheep… Must. Love. Draper. Represents. Money. Power.

        Women are stupid.

      • Deacon Jones | September 1, 2010 at 8:22 am

        Speaking of women, how bout those two straight up whores on the left from Jerseylicious. I’d take the bottom girl first, then top one immediately after.

      • Fishstix | September 1, 2010 at 8:38 pm

        It’s called a bad photo.
        That’s the photographer’s fault.
        Not his.

        No reason to get all crazy fan girl over that.

  2. Scott | August 31, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Ok what did I win???

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  3. Don | August 31, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Don Draper is tha man!!!

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  4. Suzie | August 31, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    OMG I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH JON HAMM!!!!

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  5. MrsEllis | August 31, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    JON HAMM IS THE SEXIEST MAN ON THE PLANET

    ps: “J.K. Rowling > Stephenie Meyer.” No shit, Sherlock.

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    • Amber | September 1, 2010 at 2:26 am

      amen

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  6. pr0n | August 31, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Could you imagine dumpin a load on that neck and chest on the right?
    Phew…

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    • Truk | August 31, 2010 at 8:48 pm

      yes.

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  7. salsa | August 31, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    Christina Hendricks is one smokin’ piece of ass!

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    • Taz | August 31, 2010 at 10:02 pm

      Her two big toes are all jacked up

      signed
      Eddie Murphy in Boomerang

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  8. daisy | August 31, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    @ superficial writer NSFW Miranda Kerr 3D boobs. [Celebnewswire] slow on the draw man slow on the draw.

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  9. Mancuso | August 31, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    With all due respect to Misses Jones and Hendricks, I should note that Elizabeth Moss is causing serious damage to my brain matter on that picture. I’m such a sucker for understated hotties…

    Also, who the hell force-fed John Hamm a spoonful of earwax just before the pic was taken?

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    • noonch | September 1, 2010 at 3:14 pm

      Elizabeth Moss has been cute since her West Wing days. Too bad about the Scientology though…

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  10. mcfeely smackup | August 31, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    what’s wrong with the chick on the left? She looks mildly retarded, or like she’s trying to swallow an unexpectedly frothy burp.

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    • Q | September 1, 2010 at 12:35 pm

      haha…aka a ‘BURF’

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  11. timmy the dying boy | August 31, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    No ‘shopping on Christina. It’s impossible to improve her.

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  12. Dickens | August 31, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    ok wtf did you do to your site that prevents half your links from opening in a new window, with ctrl?
    seriously.
    that is inconvenient as shit.

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  13. Freebie | August 31, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    Elizabeth Moss has such an interesting face. Not Barbie Doll beautiful, but extremely alluring. I didn’t realize she also had such a lovely body. She is more sexy than the other three in the pic put together.

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    • Dude | September 1, 2010 at 1:25 pm

      Word. I’d say that January Jones and her plain blonde look cannot compete with the unique and stunning beauty of Moss and Hendricks. They are 2 in a million. Jones is a dime a dozen.

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  14. captain america | August 31, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    the word is out: BOYs WITH BIG COCKS ARE IN TOP SPOT FOR HIM…………

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  15. Rhialto | September 1, 2010 at 1:13 am

    It looks like a terribly busy day today! Awww!

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  16. james | September 1, 2010 at 2:00 am

    Im pretty sure I would be attracted to her in real life. Like, get a crush. “Beauties” such as J.Jones do nothing for me, almost.

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    • James | September 1, 2010 at 2:08 am

      ^ I meant Elizabeth, of course

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  17. clamshell | September 1, 2010 at 5:14 am

    To stroll down

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  18. Banana | September 1, 2010 at 8:59 am

    Why didn’t they wear these dresses to the Emmys? I swear January and Christina do not know how to dress themselves. They look amazing in this photo. And they are dressed to emphasize their respective body types.

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  19. dudeatdudedotdude | September 1, 2010 at 9:32 am

    wow tits looks great in red

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    • ugottabekidding | September 1, 2010 at 10:44 am

      LOL Leave it to you to notice the small details.

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    • Q | September 1, 2010 at 12:36 pm

      Randal, is that you??

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    • sobrietyisacrutch | September 1, 2010 at 1:15 pm

      And preferably smushed in your face, right dude? ;)

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      • dudeatdudedotdude | September 1, 2010 at 4:06 pm

        FUCK YEAH!!!!! i want her grinding me from on top with those beauties in my hands and mouth!!! OMFG those tits turn me on…….. but before im forced to erm..use the restroom…

        u/g, Outlook reminder: michael douglas for 2011 (throat cancer). don’t say i never give ya nothin ;-)

  20. Banana | September 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Why is Rolling Stone copying Vanity Fair now?

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    • sobrietyisacrutch | September 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm

      Holy shit!!! That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking!
      Yep. It’s official. I am now gay.

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  21. Dude | September 1, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Elizabeth Moss looks like she is about to strip me, tie me down and devour my flesh till I die, while Christina Hendricks films it, purring sexy and demented things all the while.

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  22. josh | September 1, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    I really hate Christina’s cow face.

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