‘Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Alexander Skarsgard Welcomes You To The Sexening.’


So here’s another swing at these Alexander Skarsgard musical posts, this time from today’s Japanese premiere of Battleship where the Skarsgard eye-fucked literally every single person in the room – But mostly Brooklyn Decker. – and even found himself being eye-banged by Rihanna which I’ll just go ahead and read as both equal parts criticism of Ashton Kutcher and testimony to the golden fuck-tual thundercloud known to us mortals as Alexander Skarsgard. Also, he probably doesn’t punch her, so there’s that.

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