‘Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Alexander Skarsgard Welcomes You To The Sexening.’

April 3rd, 2012 // 23 Comments


So here’s another swing at these Alexander Skarsgard musical posts, this time from today’s Japanese premiere of Battleship where the Skarsgard eye-fucked literally every single person in the room – But mostly Brooklyn Decker. – and even found himself being eye-banged by Rihanna which I’ll just go ahead and read as both equal parts criticism of Ashton Kutcher and testimony to the golden fuck-tual thundercloud known to us mortals as Alexander Skarsgard. Also, he probably doesn’t punch her, so there’s that.

Photos: Getty, Splash News


  1. Alexander Skarsgard
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    The man is not human. Just. Not. Possible. *squeaks* *dies*

  2. Alexander Skarsgard
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    Looks like the Jap dude wants to join Rihanna in the Scandi fang banging…

  3. Alexander Skarsgard
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    God dammit…ovaries just fell out. *mumbles* *picks em up off the floor* Can I get a “to go” bag for these? Kthnks.

  4. Alexander Skarsgard
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    I’m sexy and I know it…

  5. Alexander Skarsgard
    Cock Dr
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    If just looking at a woman can make them pregnant I think that Ms Decker is going to be the OctoMom.

  6. dooood

    me thinks ari gold’s assistant is hungry for swedish meatballs

  7. ashley

    Domou* Arigatou*

  8. direchef

    He’s an eye-fucking genius who studied at the feet of Christopher Meloni (greatest of all time.)

  9. All those Swedes look alike to me. And I hear they can’t drive.

  10. Schmidtler

    I didn’t know they had black people in Japan.

  11. Alexander Skarsgard
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    George Takei’s son says “Hello!”

  12. Alexander Skarsgard
    nom nom nom
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    This man is stunning.

  13. Alexander Skarsgard
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    I’m just going to assume that hes not wearing pants, that would explain the looks on the other two’s faces, as well as his smiling and waving

  14. Ed

    I love that “I’ll suck your everything!” look of Rihanna’s. You know whom she’s having for dessert if she can help it.

  15. Alexander Skarsgard
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    Wow he is eyef*cking her like at wonder-con but Taylor Kitsch is looking at her in this picture too

  16. Dick

    Douchebag version of Jim Carey.

  17. gigi

    why is that Bahamian heffer next to my man? damn… you know they’ve banged/ she gives it up easily

  18. Alexander Skarsgard
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    “Okay, she’s not looking – everyone stare at her ass before she notices!”

  19. Locknload

    Haha, I’ll always associate these songs with the sex that is the Skarsgard now.


  20. Alexander Skarsgard
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    The answer is yes. Always yes.

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