‘Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Alexander Skarsgard Welcomes You To The Sexening.’

The Superficial | April 3, 2012 - 2:26 pm


So here’s another swing at these Alexander Skarsgard musical posts, this time from today’s Japanese premiere of Battleship where the Skarsgard eye-fucked literally every single person in the room – But mostly Brooklyn Decker. – and even found himself being eye-banged by Rihanna which I’ll just go ahead and read as both equal parts criticism of Ashton Kutcher and testimony to the golden fuck-tual thundercloud known to us mortals as Alexander Skarsgard. Also, he probably doesn’t punch her, so there’s that.

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