“Hi.”
So here’s another swing at these Alexander Skarsgard musical posts, this time from today’s Japanese premiere of Battleship where the Skarsgard eye-fucked literally every single person in the room – But mostly Brooklyn Decker. – and even found himself being eye-banged by Rihanna which I’ll just go ahead and read as both equal parts criticism of Ashton Kutcher and testimony to the golden fuck-tual thundercloud known to us mortals as Alexander Skarsgard. Also, he probably doesn’t punch her, so there’s that.
Photos: Getty, Splash News
The man is not human. Just. Not. Possible. *squeaks* *dies*
Looks like the Jap dude wants to join Rihanna in the Scandi fang banging…
God dammit…ovaries just fell out. *mumbles* *picks em up off the floor* Can I get a “to go” bag for these? Kthnks.
I’m sexy and I know it…
If just looking at a woman can make them pregnant I think that Ms Decker is going to be the OctoMom.
i thought only puerto ricans could do that
me thinks ari gold’s assistant is hungry for swedish meatballs
Domou* Arigatou*
He’s an eye-fucking genius who studied at the feet of Christopher Meloni (greatest of all time.)
All those Swedes look alike to me. And I hear they can’t drive.
And I hear voices in the night. But they only ever say one word and until now I thought it was, “Sweeeeeeten”.
If they all look a like I am moving to Sweden NOW.
I didn’t know they had black people in Japan.
George Takei’s son says “Hello!”
This man is stunning.
I’m just going to assume that hes not wearing pants, that would explain the looks on the other two’s faces, as well as his smiling and waving
I love that “I’ll suck your everything!” look of Rihanna’s. You know whom she’s having for dessert if she can help it.
Wow he is eyef*cking her like at wonder-con but Taylor Kitsch is looking at her in this picture too
Douchebag version of Jim Carey.
why is that Bahamian heffer next to my man? damn… you know they’ve banged/ she gives it up easily
“Okay, she’s not looking – everyone stare at her ass before she notices!”
Haha, I’ll always associate these songs with the sex that is the Skarsgard now.
THANK YOU SW!
The answer is yes. Always yes.