Dominic Monaghan to propose to Evangeline Lilly

Rumors are surfacing that Dominic Monaghan is about to propose to his girlfriend Evangeline Lilly, after he was seen shopping for rings in Beverly Hills, California. During time away from the filming of Lost, Dominic was seen looking at diamond eternity bands at a number of upscale jewellers on Rodeo Drive.

A perfectly lovely story, except for the fact that Evangeline Lilly is roughly 26 billion times hotter than Dominic Monaghan. I’m not implying that short Irish German men who play homosexual hobbits aren’t attractive, but when they’re compared to a specimen like Evangeline they look about as good as my good friend Leper Leo. He’s a leper.