Ever find yourself watching Rocky IV and thinking “Man, I wonder what Ivan Drago’s penis would look like after 20 years of aging”?
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that if you get fired for, I will laugh. Hysterically.
Guy’s 6’6″ – if he was 5’10″ it would look huge, and yeah he’s in better shape than 99% of twenty year olds.
What…no comment from Randal?
Aw it’s little!
I always wondered what a Syphalitic Disease-Ridden penis looked like.
now I know,
Why do people have to make fun of other people’s privates? It’s not THAT bad. You can really only tell when in action anyway. Remember, he is a large human … that would probably be pretty sizable on a normal sized guy.
28: WORD! Grower not a shower, definitely. Fuckin’ finally, some goddamn cock on this biatch! Nothin’ special, but it’s the thought that counts : )
Not Dr Manhattan
aww how cute a teeny weenie
Oh please. That’s a normal penis for a man that age. Get off it, idiots. You think yours will be better? Probably worse. Ha-ha.
I’m asuming that he was swimming before the photo was taken ( wet hair, towel, at a beach ) that’s a pretty big man sausage he’s lugging around for someone after the beach.
For an old guy he is pretty built. I’ll give him that much..
Im happy. Happy, dammit! Cuz they finally give us ladies something to look at and its actually Dolph Lundgren and not – say – Regis Philbin!
Most of us women are quite discerning,whereas guys will look at ANY chick naked and go “YEAH!” (didnt you have a few guys saying theyd tap Amy Winehouse on here awhile back????)
Now get crackin on finding the elusive Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Hugh Jackman nudie shots!
YAY….!! We want more penis shots !!!! We ladies are tired of the same old plastic titty shots all the time !!
hmm… i seem to be alone on my team, but i think he looks good for his age. He’s what ..50?
oh shit ! i’m blind
AHAHA I don’t know what to think.. It’s something I kinda always wanted to see, but now that I’ve seen it…. that’s the Punisher? Maybe he’s a grower.
But thanks for the penis! It’s appreciated by us lady folk.
Woohoo! Something for us ladies – FINALLY!
who is he?
Dayum, I didn’t realize he was still in such good shape. I’d hit it for sure (if I didn’t know from other pictures how cruel time has been to his face).
To the guys bitching at the top : Fuck off. This site is FULL of vag and tits, and *one* picture that might be interesting for the women who frequent this site gets posted and you act like scared backwater children worried that looking at another man’s penis makes you gay.
Get over yourself. I don’t want to see Lindsay Lohan’s crotch, you don’t want to see Dolph’s wang. Tough shit. Deal with it.
I, for one, welcome ANY male frontal on here, and for the record, I bet that Swedish wang still looks amazing when hard. Flaccid penii always hide the true manglory. Not to mention the fact that the brain behind it could run laps around every guy who posted comments here anyway. In his 50′s or not, he could still pound your ass to the ground with one jizz volley to the face, and there are plenty of girls out there still more than willing to … ahem … receive the same.
i think it looks fat
Dolph has a sexy foreskin which is the best way to go. He must be incredible in bed.
Oh come on its just a limp dick. Even a pornstar’s dick wouldn’t look like much when limp… seriously! I’ve seen some limp dick that ended up surprising me lol.. But his old bloated body is kinda gross. But it is nice to see a dick for a change! As much as I love the hoohaas, its nice to see a weiner… couldn’t have been Jared Leto or someone hot, huh.
SHOW MORE COCK FISH! DOOO IT!
That’s a tiny dick for a guy of his stature! Even his testicles are rather descended. Heard all these years that he was hung like a horse! LOL…what a joke.
He’s in excellent shape though for his age! That IS remarkable.
hello sexy beautyful body
Dolph looks good, he’s been hangin at the beach probably having some cocktails and water will always shrink a mans genitals. Look at his cockhead, it’s a huge mushroom, he is uncut, and his balls will be some big low hangers as soon as they warm up. Bet he will be able to fuck like a champion on his deathbed, take that all you jealous hateful things.
…sadly tho’ I had to have one last look and Dolph’s profile reminded me of Gary Busey…sketchy little eww moment with Dolph.
I be clickin’ but I not be seein’ – has the NSFW link been removed?
OH I NEVER SEE BEFORE THIS TUPE OF SEXY GUY . I WISHES THAT I WANT TO SEE DOLPH BIG ERECT COCK & WANTED TO SUCK IT ,LICK IT, & HE FUCK ME BADLY , ME & HER WIFE BOTHLY HIS WIFE SEE TO HIM HO HOT HE IS, & HOW LADY DIED OVER HIS BIG COCK
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